Slut
Slut
Tyler Gonzalez
Matthew Williams
Maria did nothing wrong.
James Cox
Slut
Alexander Jones
Lady Maria is pure. PURE!
And her blanket is bullyproof!
Jack Foster
Slut
Luis Gonzalez
She really is cute
Isaiah Diaz
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Aaron Lewis
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Brody Anderson
her blanket may stop bullies, but it can't stop pebbles!
Hey, pizza girl, catch!
Bentley Scott
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Aiden Wilson
DELETE THIS
Nolan Adams
Yes she is.
BULLY- and pebble-PROOF
Lincoln Taylor
Literally worst girl.
Not even joking, I don't understand her appeal at all.
Then again, I'm an ayy lmao fucker rather than a zombie fucker.
Andrew Wilson
Hey Maria
it's time to play KICK THE LADY!
Liam Brooks
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Eli Sanders
I really wish other boards shared our enthusiasm for bullying.
Lincoln Bell
corpses should be fucked well enough alone
Parker Butler
>Really liked the gloves from her set
>They don't fit well with any of my favorite torso pieces
Fashionborne is suffering.
Brayden Davis
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Adam Reed
Why are you bullying Maria?
Evan Morgan
What happens if you shoot her before you go near her for the first time?
Xavier Robinson
She likes it
Gavin Brooks
I hate the feather in her and Henryk's caps. They don't animate at all, they just out super awkwardly.
Same with the cauliflower head, I suppose.
Jayden Wood
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Owen Green
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Nicholas Smith
she was an easy boss!
EASY!
rape horse was harder than her!
Dominic Reed
Nope, Maria is too comfy for this.
She's a qt, she has an interesting and melancholy story, and she'll kiss you if you're a girl. What's not to like?
Joseph Butler
i think it was the first time a souls game gave me a boner.
Parker Peterson
What's your favorite torso? I'm always wearing her gloves or the surgical gloves
Jose Morris
other than commit atrocities on the citizens of the fishing hamlet, and desecration of the corpse of Kos or some say Josh, surgically removing the umbilical cord of the unborn fetus still inside, yeah she did nothing wrong.
Brody Thomas
>rape horse was harder than her!
well he's called rape horse for a reason
Jaxson Johnson
>Hah! I was merely pretending to be dead, just so I can prove a point that corpses should be left well alone!
Brandon Young
>if I keep spamming this shit, the game is relevant!
honestly, go back to vg with the inane maria posting
Alexander Murphy
When does she do the pick up whisper/kiss? What's the trigger for that?
Benjamin Nelson
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Hunter Taylor
>first time
muh lady in black tho
Cooper Hughes
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Adam Kelly
STOP IT!
CYBERBULLYING IS A CRIME!
Eli Wood
>some say Josh
Easton Powell
I don't understand the "bullying Maria" meme.
Christopher Collins
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Owen Gray
>I'm so cool!
Oliver Rodriguez
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Christopher Price
Leave Maria well alone!
When she plunges her blade through your chest ie Viscerals you
Leo Ross
Maria is top chuuni
bullying girls is funny
bullying chuunis is funny
Connor Garcia
what? the riposte animation?
Evan Barnes
LADY IN RED
IS DANCING WITH ME
Austin James
stop lying you dumb tumblr dyke
Sebastian Garcia
>You will never rescue Maria from her prison within the nightmare
>You will never bring her back with you to the hunters dream
>You will never have someone to help you throughout the game
Grayson Phillips
She's becomes trival if someone joins your game or you join someone's game. Lady Maria is probably looking for a fair and honest fight with your hunter so you're basically bullying her that and the two or three of you are on top of her spamming R1 or tentacles the whole fight
Gabriel Lopez
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Jack Cooper
>and she'll kiss you if you're a girl. What's not to like?
It's the same visceral animation regardless. You have to really fuck up to get parried, though.
William Collins
Would Maria kill Doll or would she tolerate her presence?
Kayden Lopez
I bet Maria can't bake cookies!
Robert Hernandez
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Michael James
circejerkers from the generals flooding into Sup Forums as the general started slowing
interestingly enough, it happened just about a month or so before DS3 came out
Jack Miller
>european outfit
>japanese katana
questions
Aaron Barnes
Shes an edgelord vampire
Hunter Thompson
I bet she was watching the fight with the Living Failures, they skittered over to the chair to play a prank on you
Cameron Rivera
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Liam Cruz
:3
You can just be unlucky, though, she can just hit you with an attack that opens up a Visceral window and fuck you up.
Logan Myers
That's okay, you and Doll can teach her
Tyler Reyes
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Christopher Butler
please stop bullying my wife
Ryder Rogers
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Byrgenwerth college, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the fishing hamlet, and I have over 300 confirmed insight. I am trained in vampire magic and I’m the top Sudoku player in the entire Vileblood family. You are nothing to me but just another beast. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this nightmare, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me while I'm sleeping? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the healing church and your blood echoes are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, by Kos. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just by teleporting behind you. Not only am I extensively trained in impersonal combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Gehrman's hunters and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the waking world, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have gained some fucking insight. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you beastly idiot. I will shit blood all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hunter.
Levi Roberts
Triggered PCuck detected
Mason Howard
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Jonathan Hill
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Mason Rodriguez
that's a top-notch edit
Adam Cox
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Levi Sullivan
>impersonnel combat
Jordan Hughes
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Dylan Rogers
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Jordan Mitchell
This
Noah Johnson
WAKE UP MARIA, YOU'RE LATE TO SCHOOL!
Jordan Cooper
>no one on Sup Forums has ever mentioned that Kos has a fucking human face
>the face is beautiful
Kosm, I want to fuck a Kos.
Andrew Campbell
WAKE UP Princess Toadstool
Chase Thompson
OH NO! MARIA IS DEAD!
Mason Turner
Look at those chubby cheeks
Tyler Barnes
Easily the most JUST boss in the series. Would have been the best if Miyacuck wasn't such a hack.
Michael Green
>no porn of someone fucking Maria's corpse and she keeps pretending she's dead
Ayden Evans
>sabres are now katanas
Consider suicide
Cameron Kelly
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Lincoln Cook
Hey, kids, wanna see a dead body?
Aaron Nguyen
AH, OH NO
A CORPSE SHOULD - HEY WAIT
Nathaniel Martinez
Ahh... You were by my side all along.
Tyler Edwards
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Jonathan Fisher
that's an awful lot of diarrhea
Noah Hughes
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Gabriel Phillips
>no one on Sup Forums has ever mentioned that Kos has a fucking human face
except every time kos is mentioned
Alexander Edwards
Maria about to pull her prank
>Hunter just tears her clothes of and starts fucking her
>She is too afraid to say anything
Carson Perry
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Adrian Russell
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Jace Howard
It's a sabre dumpass
Hudson Perez
>maria face when shes about to miss the bus
Aiden Kelly
She got some tomato sauce on her bib!
Such a messy eater.
Parker Mitchell
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Luke Ward
>Lady Maria will never laugh at your tiny cane
Brody Davis
Git gud at handwriting, I can't even read that last word.
Easton Garcia
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