Why would you even want to play as a healslut when Pharah exists?

why would you even want to play as a healslut when Pharah exists?

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Fuck off fagbrush

>Pharah and Mercy will never DP you with strapons
Why even live?

Why is Sup Forums so gay? I took 5 years off and came back to literal faggots.

Can't we all just get along?

fag

One of you sluts needs to heal my cock, it's still throbbing and full after the last thread.

>Be Pharah
>Down to critical health
>Suddenly back to full
>"Don't worry, I am right behind you"
>Proceed to get a quad kill with her buffing me
>"We are unstoppable together!"

Hnngh
Sometimes I wish I was a cute lesbian girl :3c

Aww we yisssss straight into new thread. Although at this rate we will have to make a healslut general over on /vg/

>implying you wouldn't a cute feminine boy
they would probably fuck/let you fuck them unlike girls

Same, user. I'll just be a lesbian girl with a penis. Close enough, right?

That's lewd, user. Do you really want a healslut down on their knees in front of you to take care of your cock and balls, full of cum?

Want it? I expect it. You shouldn't be talking, you should be sucking me off. Get to it slut.

>you will never be shoved against a wall
>you will never be roughly groped and kissed while they slide your pants off and squeeze your ass
>they will never force themselves inside of you while breathing gruffly into your ear and restraining your arms
>they will never pull your hair and choke you as they fuck you

tfw never sucked a dick and not cute enough because 6'3'' 250lbs

After healing an epic bossfight, I want Tank to hold me down against my will and rip my clothes off. While I am compromised, the DPS will take turns punding my ass mercilessly, ignoring my cries of pain. After dropping their mess, they leave me wet in a puddle of their excrement. Before he leaves, the tank calls me a faggot and kicks my quivering body. They port out of the dungeon, taking my tattered clothes with them and leaving my broken spirit alone to cry its way back to town.

i'd do it if you're cute
i'm not tho

t-this isnt videogames...

I mean, you find yourself a small guy that wants you I'm sure he could be convinced to let you borrow his junk.

Why does this game attract soe many faggots

but i only like cute boipucci
youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA

>you will never meet up with your WoW guild in real life
>they will never force you to your knees
>you will never pretend to resist, trying to get up only to be firmly held down by their strong hands
>you will never be called a whore and slapped around a little as they pull your shirt off
Why live, senpai?

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Buy a faggot a few drinks and take him home. Sissies are like women. They want to be taken care of. A big man like you would probably be in a good position to get a fuckboi.

>old thread made it to archive
MODS = GODS

That sucks. And imagine the scene you'll create when you make it back to town. Nude, beaten and desperate. Even level 1 players start with armor, you can't even look them in the eye as their eyes roam over you. It's going to take a lot of service and healing to get back to where you used to be. Maybe you can start right in the town square...

Stop posting this

>lust for delicious reddish brown Egyptian skin
>lash onto Queen Opala mid-flight with Guardian Angel
>get dragged around on a rocket powered leash made of /u/

Why must we fight, OP?

>Wanna be taken care of
Sounds about right.

no

then post more or stop turning me on

I'm insecure and don't know how to do this with cute bois for fucks sake its harder to even think about doing than actually doing this with women

I don't get it.

Fuck you memefaggots if the other team has a lucio PICK LUCIO im tired of you shits hugging the nuts of one player, while this little nigga on the other team is keeping them all boosted and dropping the fucking beat at the same time.

>no one will even let you heal for them with no gear
>have to find a wealthy man to buy you new armour in exchange for sexual favours
>reduced to complete servitude and dependence on your new patron
>he shares you with his friends sometimes
>Buy a faggot a few drinks and take him home. Sissies are like women. They want to be taken care of.
Yeah, pretty much.

>Memebrush art

Even worse then Akaishit tbqh

>characters have backstories and some are really likable
>feels bad whenever i kill a character i like

Please tell me i'm not the only one.

What a fag

And when you finally find your old group, they will be in the tavern. They all laugh at the tattered tunic you found on the side of the road and give you a hard time. Still, they welcome you in and buy you drinks. After an hour, you are wasted. You are dancing on tables and singing. They begin collecting money. Pretty soon you are talked onto the floor where you begin to suck off all the patrons. Your friends made you the town slut. The next morning you wake up, after passing out. You are locked up in stocks, What's left of your tunic lifted and your ass exposed. You feel someone filling your ass, but you cannot see who it is. Your ass is sore, having been used all night.

Someone reported it, i'm posting from mobile now, so no more webms for you' sorry ;_;
I don't want to fight, just had to make quick bait thread

This board is even gayer than /lgbt/.

Fuckbois are like most betas and tend to like things like video games. Talk about that, since you clearly like them enough to come here. It's just breaking the ice.

After what feels like hours, the mans thick cock flops out of your ass, leaving you with his and your juices dripping down your legs. You stay locked up for days, free for anyone to tease and deny or use to satisfy themselves. More often than not there is a cock inside of you, sometimes multiple cocks. All you had to drink was cum. One man shoved a huge roll of bread into your mouth once and you nearly choked before ripping off a mouthful. It gave your mouth an interesting texture when his dick went in afterwards.

As you stood collapsed against the stocks, soiled, half asleep, you feel your arms set free. Drowsily, you're carried away.

Where does this story lead?

>play Mercy
>even though 'le break it down man' exists

The more I play this game the more I realize the only viable support is Lucio.

To the dungeon

I literally have no idea how find places like this

A happy ending, as long as you like getting fucked up the ass, throated daily, then cuddled afterward.

Try it

Farrah and Mercy in pocket is the best combo in the game damn near.

because Pharah is the only pure waifu in overwatch and the rest are sluts

As a healer, the ripped anus wouldn't be too big of an issue.

She doesn't have ligaments, fuck your tumblr shit

>middle eastern woman covered in armor from head to toe
You know what, I like it.

i need a bf or a gf

czechia

stat

How much semen does he consume in a given week?

Yeah, I pocket my friend who typically plays pharah, it's a powerful combo, damage boosted rockets do tons of damage, mercy gets great mobility. Soldier 76 pairs fairly well, though not as much mobility. Roadhog isn't too bad either, damage boosting when he hooks.

You will never see reaper spin 360 ejaculating on numerous whores

Is that saying something? Never went there.

whens that camwhoreanon posting more nudes

what camwhoreanon
link me the previous nudes

imgur.com/a/qNbJd

I'm more interested in being punished for my performance by the GM in front of our guild.

>imgur.com/a/qNbJd
i WANT TO KISS THOSE HIPS

>no butts
For shame

Because I'm bad at playing Pharah.

Where the fuck are all the healsluts at? These threads usually fill up quicker than my ass with a big tank riding it.

>tfw no cute bf
just kill me senpai

>pharah is /fit/ in all the fanart

god dammit my dick is so fucking hard

I love Pharah's design, her skins and I enjoy playing her quite a bit, but I'm terrible at aiming her rockets.

i looks like you've never played Q3

It seems you haven't played Zenyatta. It feels good to get gold medals in both healing and damage done.

Nah. I was a Counter Strike kid. I'm actually pretty garbage at FPS in general though.

Hey, boys, play any vidya today?
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>dick between legs
The madman! He actually did it!

Not yet, faggot.

Don't hide it from me you shit

I bet you guys post on /cuteboys/, faggots

Nah, woke up and went to work. Still got three hours before I'm free for the weekend.

moremoremoremoremore

also I'm playing some Smash Bros right now

What's on the other side?

not gay enough.

that place is dead

You wake up some time later in a bed. As soon as you open your eyes, a girl that was sitting next to you bolts out of the room. "GM!" she calls. "The slut's awake."

You're sitting in the same bed when a man comes in. He gives you a going over and smirks before gripping your arm and wrenching you out of bed. In just a tight pair of underwear, you are dragged silently out of the room.

Your guilds meeting hall. Today it's full, packed as much as it can contain. Your GM stands in front of all the other members, with you still restrained off to the side. You already know this is about your "performance" but you're too embarrassed to listen to his harangue. Suddenly you're shoved out into the open, stumbling and nearly falling before fighting yourself. The GM grabs your arm hard and stops you. The room goes silent except for some snickers. As you peer into the crowd, you feel hands around your waist, sliding down to your hips. You're forced to your knees. "The punishment will begin now," the GM shouts. He undoes his belt and stands in front of you as he beckons to crowd.

>Bunch of twinks and fembois posting nudes
>Not gay enough

Kind of, it still has some activity and it's still a good place for nudes

>tfw not twinky enough to post nudes
>All I have left to post is my dragon dildo collection

I don't know, this sweater is in the way.
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post buttbutt.

No appreciation from your manly and burly tank otherwise.

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fucking STOP teasing

Fuck sweaters. It's almost June

i'd post there if i wasn't a chubby nerd
noice
i want to suck a femboy off just to check if i'm actually bi

Muster up some strength and see if you can get it to travel north.

Aww yeah, now this is my fetish

What is he going to do?

There's a thread for chubby cuteboys on there

Pharah seems like the type that would have bushy armpit hairs.

Unless she is very strict like the Ancient Egyptians who she idolizes. They shaved EVERYTHING.

i don't think i'm cute at all

>3 Pharah threads

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>all the sluts in here are making me want to post a pic
Fucking stop I said I wouldn't do it anymore

Photos from this winter. Too hungover to camwhore well right now :^)
How north are we talking, bb?

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do it