Literal Turd: The Game

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quality thread m8

quality games deserve quality threads

So why the fuck does the main character have a voice, it ruins everything about almost every possible build in the game

But L.A. Noire was good.

Literal Turd: The Game: The Thread

literally how?

Have all the updates just fucked the performance of this game?

What was wrong with it?
I see why not everybody will love it, but why the intense hatred

>WAAHHH EVERYTHINGS DUMBED DOWN
>WAHHHHH MUH RPG ELEMENTS IN AN FPS

This is all I hear from Sup Forums, yet no one can actually provide objective points to back it up. There's more dialogue options, skills, special, perks and customisation in FO4 than any other Bethesda game or quality RPG to date, and triggered fucking Sup Forums fucking contrarian shits just can't admit it.

I like you, you literally summed everything up

Despite being one of the biggest game franchises there is it feels like it has the production values of a 2009 budget title

>More dialogue options
>skills
>Special perks
>Than any other fallout game

the answer to that one is no.

>Customization
Yes, sure, but it's useless customization, I mean it's cool you get to make a village and everything and have it be defended and all that , but all that effort could've been put towards the game itself. The town building should've been a small part, not a focus, the gun customization is a small part in any game with similar features as well, it's not an excuse to put all the games focus on those two things and those two things alone.

It does not feel like it's been in development since 2009. Especially since it has half the content of fallout new vegas.

The game just doesn't have a soul

What do you mean?
I'm not trying to fight or give you attitude im curious because I really enjoy the game, so I am very curious to know what is up.

worst bait ever, whos next?

People do provide objective points to back it up like you say, you're just too stubborn to believe them and will try desperately hard to find out how to prove these points "wrong" somehow.

The backstory and the voice kills the immersive role playing.

>implying it deserves something better

>no one can actually provide objective points
troll harder? or u discovered Sup Forums 1 day ago?

>not realizing that bethesda sold this game on hype alone and failed to deliver so bad that they set a new record for lowest standards

>Skills, Perks and customization
They all end up being % increases to stats
>Dialogue options
0/10

Kill yourself.

this

I mean what I said. The production values are not up to snuff with what's expected from a modern game. Had it been some kickstarted indie game then sure it would've been understandable, but this is a big budget AAA title.

Stop talking to the master baiter and somebody answer me why they actually don't like the game with some specifics

What does any of this shit mean, It looks beautiful, most of the voice acting is very good. What do you mean it has bad production values exactly, maybe we see different shit but I don't see what you mean

It's pretty crazy just how much worse it is than New Vegas and even Fallout 3. It's no fun to replay for me, which kills it as far as I'm concerned. I love making multiple builds in these games, and I think most others do as well. It takes a lot of the fun out when I can't really roleplay anything very well. I guess maybe they were too ambitious, they should have kept to the same formula.

Also, shame on them for ignoring any improvements New Vegas made.

It's gay

I chuckled

>dialogue
Well I disagree there considering it's just yes, or I'll do it later. The game doesn't really punish you or reward you for your conversations.
>more skills and perks
Not really, they combined the individual skills into the overal special from which skills originally were influenced. This leads to less customization as you only have 7 areas you can improve, also less speech checks and prompts. Things no longer require 40 medical to patch that npcs broken leg for ex. Special only affects like 5 or 6 categories related directly to gameplay.
>more customization
I agree with you here as the workbenches were a step in the right direction. However there's barely any weapons (most are some shitty pipe gun, you think someone somewhere would have fun a gun blueprint and started shitting out clones instead of making the same rusted pipe shits), zero ammo types, no reloading used ammo, not that many unique weapons and crest able weapons. The armor customization is good tho. I think you're retarded because there are no skills, they phased it out. Also perks are shitty and uninspired but that's an opinion.

>There's more dialogue options

>It looks beautiful
>maybe we see different shit

oh we most certainly do

Im going to play it tomorrow Sup Forums. What should I expect? I liked FNV and its dlcs but thats all I have played

you dont think it looks pretty? like graphically?

LITERALLY
TWO
FUCKING
TOWNS

Not at all, where the fuck did they even do with their budget?

Really? I mean I think it looks fine, just like any Bethesda game the mods clean it up a lot but I mean its a really pretty game I think

Expect guilt and boredom

Fuck yourself, go back to your fanboy forums faggot.
The F4 threads for months leading up to release were filled with posts going into detail why the games looked like shit, the dumbed down nature of it, the terrible dialogue, the reused assets, the terrible ai, the terrible animations, the terrible quests, the lessons Bethesda obviously didn't learn, etc.
Why do people make posts like this completely denying the existence of hundreds of threads full of reasons why anons had issues with the game? Are they newfags? Is this just bait? Is this satire of a what retarded fanboy would sound like?

>SPECIAL
They gutted it to the point where 5 is not average. There is no downside to having low SPECIAL no sense of character because of it
>Dialog
Cause I love being given the option to say yes in three different ways and to barter
>skills
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dude i remember this scam master, tod howard, claiming they were working on new technologies because the map was so massive, MY FUCKOING GOD , what a piece of shit

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Can you really look at OP's pic and say that looks pretty? The weirdly fitting clothes and awkward body that makes the guy look like some weird stretch armstrong doll, the flat lighting and lack of shadows, the extremely simple geometry, like that flat doorframe and floating door with no hinges, the undefined materials, what are those orange boards made of? Wood? Metal? Who can tell.

There are some nice interiors but every outdoor location where you spend half of the time looks like ass.

i'll share this one with you

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T-thanks user

Did you play the ps4/xbox version? Ultra looks fine. It's an enormous leap from new vegas.

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>Fallout

That's what this turd of a game did from Todd Howard's anus

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Should I replay 2 or New Vegas?
Or start Tactics?

this. I hate it. that and I spend more time playing minecraft/rust than shooting shit

i've only played 3

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You have a different eye than me I think overall the game looks better than any other Bethesda game, regards to their budget who knows that's something I would be very curious about

That's because you're supposed to make your own towns that become populated with lively and unique people as you create structures out of piles of garbage. :^)

>I think overall the game looks better than any other Bethesda game,

Oh I think so too, but it still looks like shit.

>playing new vegas
>going through that casino with the masks
>turn off radio for conversations
>suddenly hear the Master's church theme from FO1
>I go "hold up bitch niggers there's something sinister in the works here"
>find out about the cannibals
>kill everyone

Oh shit I thought this was LA Noire. Is this Fallout 4?

>There is no downside to having low SPECIAL no sense of character because of it
Unless you put 100 hours in you're going to miss out on a lot. Like being able to hack terminals/pick locks/fail speech checks/weapon/armor/power armor mods/settlement stuff etc.
The only noticeable thing with having low special in 3 or new vegas was being able to create a character that said stupid things and a few unique options like smashing a keyboard.

>already half a year since it came out

Thoughts?

>not liking LA Noire
YOU FUCK YOUNG BOYS user?

>leave the fault to discover a post-apocalyptic world scarred by nuclear war
>your neighbour's paper Halloween decorations are still up after 200 years, no probs

LA Noire didn't look that bad

this to be honest

>fallout NV came out in 2010
it added:
-traits
-ammo types
-ammo work benches to make ammo
-gambling
-[X skill] speech checks instead of random chance speech checks
-spears
-plasma caster from FO 1&2
-a Story that didn't conflict with established Cannon and instead built on it.

>fallout 4 came out in 2015
it removed:
-building a unique character through the established Stat system
-ammo types
-ammo work benches
-gambling
-spears
-plasma caster from FO 1&2

it added:
- a ass backwards story about the institute boogy man that the main character forgets about 5 minutes after leaving the vault and is up the actual player to focus on
- a voiced protagonist with a pre-established history that sincerely hurts the ability to role play
-settlement builder, which is kinda cool i guess, except the settlers do nothing interesting and the settlements arn't really all that useful as anything more than a place to store your shit.
-boring Factions with boring characters in them

Thats a big eraser

for you

>the number of ways you can complete Beyond the Beef
Obsidian might not be perfect, but they fucking nailed player choice on that quest.

that dumbed down fps gameplay system sucks tho

My friend keeps defending this game, telling me its fantastic and I just hate everything. What do I say?

Why do people shit on fallout 3? It was great, and without it you would never have NV

>left is made by a multibillion dollar company with all the latest software and equipment
>right is made by a bunch of slavs squatting over an old laptop
Why is this allowed?

unfriend him

I miss the Todd threads
Someone post some Todds

I like him as a person, that would be silly.

THIS

thats your fault.

without bethesda making FO3, NV wouldn't exist because they already have Van Buren FO3

"I with Seizure's Luncheon."

then marry him and bitch and bitch like wives do until he thinks and does what you tell him to do

Watch out op, you may get banned :^)

>SPECIAL WORKS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY WAAAAH
>MUH DIALOGUE!!!

Confirmed for not even playing the game, each of the four dialogue options has four more follow-up, more specific choices which themselves have following more specific choices.

Each conversation in FO4, no matter how inconsequential, had at least 32 situation specific dialogue options and outcomes, often much more. You're all jut pissed it wasn't MUH SKYRIM and was more a throwback to New Vegas and Morrowind with the levels of player cutomisation and world interaction.

There MAY be some features that haven't explicitly improved, but none have gotten worse or been removed, so you can't argue that it's anything but a worthwhile, well-considered sequel.

>Each conversation in FO4 had at least 32 situation specific dialogue options and outcomes

Do you actually believe the shit that comes out of your mouth Todd?

beat my high score

Bait is no good if I can still see the silver hook glimmering in it.

did you read the Van buren design docs

Fuck me Van buren would have been THE game of the early 2000's if it had been made
soo much cool shit just lost to the sands of time
I really appreciate obsidian trying to introduce some of the story elements into New Vegas

You never go full bait m8

Y-you go

I didn't personally like it but I thought the idea was really cool. With some more polish, side content and perhaps trimming the fat in some areas (the EXP system felt really unnecessary) it could have been fantastic.

>Those rules

It's almost like the mods constantly forget about them

>Two days

I got banned for 14 days for only making a joke about making loli threads in a forum an user posted about.

Fuck this

>"lol u tk him 2da bar|?"
Jesus, how old is that meme now?

Don't let him in.

What are some other of Obsidian's best games? I deeply enjoyed New Vegas and I thought Dungeon Siege 3 was alright too (even though it's not much of an RPG, more like a LotR-themed Double Dragon).

Since when the f**k is Sup Forums supposed to be a no fun allowed serious discussion board?

Excuse the censoring, not taking any chances.

evading bans isn't allowed btw

read the rules next time idiot

Serious business.

New janitors

Not supporting Fallout 4 here, but the institute was referenced in Fallout 3 during a quest, so they're not just creating them out of thin air.

Although they absolutely shat on the Vertibird, Jet, and everything else's history.

is there not a mod that gets rid of it yet? I fucking hate sounding like a smart assed middle aged dad.