Comes out in 2 weeks

>Comes out in 2 weeks
>Literally no one Earth gives a single shit

How do you fuck up this bad?

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Dragging it out so long, I imagine.

I haven't kept up with it. Aside from the slight redesign, does the game actually look bad?

overwatch lol

gameplay looks fine, story looks garbage but not sure if it's worse than the first one or if it's just more intrusive because it's not only on cutscenes.

I give a shit. Actually, I give plenty of shits. Even replayed the first one to get me in the mood (I shouldn't have, it was far from being as good as I remember).

Hey woah slow down champ un twist your knickers take a deep breath and listen youre a punk faggot so shut the fuck up and never post again faggot

Take a look at the ugly af main character who in the first title looked fine. Basically the core audience was lost when it began pandering to SJW idiots, who despite their want for equality and body positivity demand that fictional characters be more ugly to represent "real women."

because of le ebil gapitalism meme
if you gonna do that, do it for real

Because the first one is better at literally everything

Seriously, 2 weeks?

I played the fuck out of the first one. I mean, time trials and everything. This is the first I'm hearing of it.

This happens to any game with an open beta

Holy fuck for real? I'm hyped.

>Original game makes Faith an asian caricature with eyes so thin she could use a shoelace as a blindfold
>New game goes so far in the opposite direction she's race-morphed into an african hybrid

Who did they hope to please with this?

>i forgot its existence

It's open world now, so I really don't care.

cum out in 2 weeks, god damn im excited for it but shit i didnt know literally no marketing for it at all

Been too long. It's not like the story was anything great to begin with either.

>implying anyone's gonna buy an 8-hour running simulator for $60
>implying it's not gonna be protected by denuvo
they brought it onto themselves

You know it's a first person game right?

The cutscenes are in-engine this time though.

Will the soundtrack be as dope as the first game?

>that filename

Heres your you faggot

Does how a character look fucking matter to you? Like what, are you going to pull out your dick and jerk off everytime she appears? Just go watch some porn

here's (you)

Mirrors edge one was actually really fun as well. Might pick this up if it isn't £50 + Day one DLC and Microtransactions

What's new from the first one?

but people still bought gone homo

Lol, I'm gonna buy it.

First one was great and unique, time to have fun.

Her face was fine in the first game. Just because I'm not looking at it doesn't mean I don't know she's fucking ugly know

No. The combat animations are actually third person sometimes.

>denuvo
>frostbite
>gameplay is meh from what we could see in the beta
That's why

youtube.com/watch?v=2N1TJP1cxmo
That original trailer sure was good, and it didn't even have a single word of dialogue.

wat

Is it only on Origin?

People with money with money have little time to play so 8 hours is okay.

>that breathing
>that song
>that freshness radiating from the city
Remember the first time you saw the trailer Sup Forums?
Do you remember those times when you were younger and everything was so much better than now?

The first one wasn't even that good.

Why does Faith look like King Kong?

>Remember the first time you saw the trailer Sup Forums?
Yeah, I thought it looked fucking amazing. Even in 2008 the clean visual style combined with the graphical fidelity was breathtaking, along with the way Faith moved, which was something we'd never really seen before in a first person game like that.
>spoiler
I try not to think about that.

locked moves? locked wallet

Ironically enough Sup Forums talks only about popular among regular people games.

She got pozzed.

I've always been a sucker for well done first person animations. Mirror's Edge has been phenomenal in that regard.
2008 was a long time ago

Agreed. It always bothers me these days when I look down and don't see the character's body.

Guys, stop. You're making me sad.

>hey I've got an idea
>let's make a """"reboot""""
>for a niche game
>and let's market it to the LCD
>and let's release a whole bunch of high-profile franchises have releases
>let's also give previews to people who only liked mirrors edge for the things we stripped out of it
A whole department of people were paid for this strategy.

Truth is I did parkour back then. Which is why ME felt so amazing for me.
I feel like the days were literally sunnier back then.

So what's the last game you guys played that you actually really, earnestly enjoyed? I was looking forward to DaS3 but playing through it I just found it more of a chore than anything else.

I think Rabi-Ribi must be the most fun I've had actually playing a game over the last few years.

Dirt Rally. Most surprising fun I had in ages. I was kinda reluctant to touch this game for a while but I recently got it and boy is it fucking great. I actually intend to start rallying irl now

Fallout 4 was kinda okay at the beginning. Also Dying Light was great.

>overwatch

>Fcking Origin

Less interesting routes and now you have to unlock stuff

Didn't they fuck the gameplay up completely?
I'm somewhat confident I saw a video in which someone couldn't do half the moves (rolling landing for example) because they hadn't unlocked them.

But you know that's complete bullshit. It will probably be something like: do the tutorial, start next mission, "oh, Faith, remember that move?", and then you have it.

It's not going to be necessary to get to the very endgme to get a fucking roll.

Hey, it's EA. What did you expect?

iirc it took at least an hour in beta to unlock the coil jump, and that was one of the earliest ones.

It means trying to do online time trials is pointless until you have all the moves, and the official ones will have to be balanced around assumptions on how far into the game you are (which in an open world is impossible)

>yfw it took them almost 10 years

>Game about platforming
>Make it open world

Why would you do this open world is garbage.

So can you disable all that beatlink bullshit in the game?
I hate onscreen prompts
I hate objective markers
I hate runner's vision
I hate having to follow a fucking ghost instead of finding my own way

I give a shit but why would I try to discuss this game on Sup Forums full of salty fucks.

>Hey guys I'm excited for Mirrors Edge!
>REEEEEEEEEEE DID YOU KNOW ANITA MADE THIS GAME????? REEEEEEEE HERE ARE SOME SHOOPED PICS OF FAITH'S NEW FACE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I blame the gamer gate generation.

why does she look like a nigger now?

she was pure asian

thanks SJWs

Somehow managed to turn me off from the game, despite being a fan of the first.

The open world just seems dead and boring.

How much do you get paid?

meh, its made by anita sarkeesian who isnt a gamer so its gonna suck.

guess shes not asian anymore looking at her, shes some black mixed race person of some kind. such pandering, makes them look desperate to sell a shitty game.

Works for Dying Light actually.

bad game

That's not even the problem.

The problem is that literally nobody from the old team is working on this game. Thank god at least Solar Fields is back.

whats wrong with her face? looks like a game about down syndrome

that last point was the reason why the first game was great. It's just you, a dot in the middle of the screen and no fucking apparitions capable of advanced parkour or other shit.

Dying Light is a zombie game with platforming, not a platforming game with zombies.

This bullshit is still going around?

She had nothing to do with the game. Absolutely nothing.

EA does not need Anita Sarkeesian to tell them how to make a bad game. What they've done to Mirror's Edge is what they do to every good thing they inadvertently create.

...

Good parkour game fucking when??

YO, who turned her black?

And why?

>tv series in development

I actually loved how subtle the runner's vision was in first ME.

You'd be surprised but even the game's ending was mostly platforming, rather than fighting off zombies.

Because the plot was oh, so good. Fucking retards...

You can disable runner vision and the ghost stuff.

Only issue I had was that you have to use doors a lot, but there are a lot of fake doors, and the real ones are no longer red with the assists disabled, so it gets annoying running up to a door and realising it isn't actually a door.

Story, gunfights and enemies in the original were shit tacked to otherwise good running, jumping mechanics.

it might be their saving grace. maybe the story is better told by tv medium instead of a game. Maybe make the game about the runners actually couriers for the underground rebels, instead of focusing on one particular person.

Red Dead Redemption

>Maybe make the game about the runners actually couriers for the underground rebels, instead of focusing on one particular person
oh god, please don't.
The entire point of the Runners is that they are unaffiliated with anyone.

Reminds me that BF Bad COmapny was suppose to have a TV show by Adam Sandler's company. Wonder whatever happened to that.

>give the finger to the core fanbase
>surprised when they don't give a fuck about your shit
It's the Ghostbusters 2016 of videogames.

>give the finger to the fabase

how so?

>that image
>How do you fuck up this bad?

>The combat animations are actually third person sometimes.

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea

The new team behind ME. They probably did it so that people wouldn't complain about how dizzy the game makes them feel since they would have issues following what's happening on screen if it was all in 1st person.

Christ above, what the fuck happened to her face, she looks like some sort of african halfcaste

This franchise is going to die, huh Sup Forums? So many franchises destroyed.

Hold me.

So apparently there was some new Dev diary video depicting combat released today, but got deleted (prob because it showed how shitty it is). Anyone got a mirror of the video?

Wait
They changed her appearance? Or is it a shoped meme?

They changed it at least 2 times.

>Unlock your moves with sick ass XP, bruh

Fuck off, EA.

>Open world

I'm buying this because i'm bored. The first one came out before the feminist had a menstrual detonation over everything. I'm hopeful this one might be alright.

Am i a sucker? most definitely yes.

Do i care? hell no, i'll have a new game to play.

I guess they did it to appeal to a wider audience?

I'm looking forward to it but I was a fan of the first one and yeah it seems like EA has no interest in promoting this game whatsoever.

I don't know. The current face she has is taken straight from her voice actress.

Fuck

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