I still think that Hilda/Touko has a great design

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Doesnt look that hot ingame

*sniffff*
Ahhh~

I wasn't planning on fapping tonight but now...

Shut the fuck up. Hilda is perfect. Perfect!

You should stick to "DELETE THIS"

You sure?

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Perfect. PERFECT

Best Pokegirl, best Nintendo girl.

What would her farts taste like

Depends what diet she's on

What is the secret to getting a huge ass?

genetics

Being Chad/Having money to spare for whores with huge asses.

Genetics, diet, and exercise.

I want her to sit on my faaaaace

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One of the better pokegirl designs, but Emerald May and Dawn are still better.

Hilbert is the best pokeboy though.

God damn the people who do the Pokemon trainer ones know what's up. Always awesome.

Dude, same. It's fucking torture. Imagine seeing shit like this in 2D, knowing you'll never get it in real life. It's fucking awful. I wish I had a thick ass girl to have fun with. Fuck my life.

A nice ass? Squats
A ridiculously amazing makes everyone's mouth water ass? Squats and genetics and good diet

I want her to fart my ear

I want hilda to sit on my cock and rub her smelly feet all over my face.

I would worship her ass all day.

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what is a good ass diet?

Anyone get depressed after fapping now? I can't stop thinking about how I'll never actually fuck any of these women.

semen

You're a lightweight. Make a fleshlight and belt it to a pillow or something.

I figured out these problems years ago m8.

Everything you would think. Eat your vitamins , get calcium, lots of protein, eat your greens, keep shit eating to minimum 1-2 days a week depending on your body.

I don't really have the materials or the technical know-how to make a fleshlight. Any recommendations for cheap yet quality ones online?

Maybe try to get a girlfriend so you can have real fun

Speaking of pillows, I've grabbed all my pillows and comforters and piled them on my head to simulate an ass sitting on my face.

It was nice being able to reach up and imagine grabbing those thick thighs or cheeks, though it was necessary to keep it in place. There ought to be a better way.

To nervous to try talking to a girl. I hear they are all very judgmental and I'm a stuttering wreck.

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>no thicc gf who dresses up as various Pokegirls
Just end it already.

Not all them, you just have to know how to play them is all. Girls are not all knowing and smart, they'll fall for anyone who plays it right and is of course in their league physically. No getting around that, or at least usually m

1) You can't play as Misty
2) Originally a redhead, so Electric Tale of Pikachu's rendition is glorified fanart.
3) Misty's canonically flat

>not a thicc girl that can dress up as various Pokégirls
Why even live?

>Have thicc gf
>loves pokemon
>loves dressing up

omg omg omg omg omg omg omg help me guise i think im about to bust.

>Why even live?

I imagine that's what goes through the heads of the 44% of transitioned trannies that commit suicide.