Game has skeletons

>game has skeletons
>they're almost always enemies and almost always evil
>even though the vast majority of skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral / benign

Why is this allowed?

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>skeletons in real life
but user, skeletons aren't real r-right?

Nice try skeleton.
You are not getting off me.

REMIBDER ALL SKELETONS JUST WANNA BURST OUT OF YOU AND BE FREE TO DO EVIL DEEDS

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>skeletons
>real life
you've played too many videogames, skeletons aren't real.

You know there's a skull inside your head, right user?

take your bone propaganda to Sup Forums

>skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral / benign
I dont even.... what?

Most people in the world aren't evil, user.

Especially the peasants in India and China, they're basically just worker ants who get up, tend their fields, and go to bed. There's little capacity for evil in such a life. Chances are they love their families and everything, so they're definitely good, or at least neutral. And since they're also skeletons, my point stands.

If you think about it, all our actions, thoughts, and feelings are controlled by the brain, right?
So aren't we actually inside the skull?

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>Most people in the world aren't evil, user.
>Especially the peasants in India and China,
Well, they are not even people to begin with.

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>comparing worker ants to Indians

Ants dispose of their waste

>Especially the peasants in India and China, they're basically just worker ants who get up
I knew I wasn't alone in viewing the Chinese as insectoid.

India is working on a space program and will have a lunar base by 2020. Basically what I'm saying is

TAKE

THE

POO

TO

THE

MOON

>even though the vast majority of skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral
Never trusted bones, have any single fact to back that up?

What was that movie where there is a scene of a guy's skeleton crawled out of his mouth killing his gruesomely in the process?

Name a single bad thing a skeleton has ever done to you in real life.

of course they are real, even you have one inside you

How should i fucking know if the fucker is the guy, or the skeleton inside it????
>using flesh as a strawman
Ive seen this before...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fibrodysplasia_ossificans_progressiva

>The skeleton literally takes over your body

Here's the thing, why should YOU be afraid of a skeleton trying to kill you?
And a being with flesh and muscles, you'd be stronger than the skeleton is every way.
You could literally just fall on top of one and your body weight would crush it.

>Not rocking a massive shield with das spear

Should have seen it coming, fleshfag.

Hitler was a nice guy until a skeleton possessed him

>Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva (FOP) is an extremely rare connective tissue disease
>disease

It's not the skeleton doing it of it's own will, user, it's an affliction, it's a bit bigoted to be judging such a large part of the population based on a rare disease which they don't wish to have.

>break all your bones before the skeleton kills you
Just need to know when.

>le Hitler was evil meme
I don't disagree that he made mistakes, but Stalin, Eisenhower and Churchill were by far more evil. Churchill even tortured his own skeleton.

>fantasy game
>no skeletons because chinks are offended
>brilliant character concepts are trashed because chinko de mayo religious bullshit

OHGOD

THEY JUST GROW BACK, MOTHER FUCKER. BONES AINT GUNNA STOP.

STOP EATING CALCIUM JESUS FUCK

It's not that skeletons are evil, it's that REANIMATED skeletons are evil. It's a sin against nature.

>skeletons have deranged laughter
>they are fucking funny

Hello, user. I see that you wanted to post a nice dank meme but made a slight error.
When you're doing workplay such as combining a common phrase like Cinco de Mayo with the racial slur for Chinese "Chink" it's a good idea to interplay other dank may mays for a broader effect, allow me to offer an alternative example.

>Chinko Lmao

Hope you have a nice and memetastic weekend.

*rattle rattle rattle rattle*

Skele-copters FUCKING WHEN

Most skeletons are a-ok, but when they go bad..

play grim fandango, m8

Holy shit

We must break freem from the oppresive hold of the skeletons
>sudoku

HOW DO I STOP IT.

STOP DRINKING MILK, YOU FOOL. IT'S LIKE FUEL FOR THEM! FUEL!

>sudoku
>Not cutting the spinal cord.
It's like you want your skeleton to control your lifeless corpse.

kek

This is spooky as shit

The fuck that sounds terrible

B-BUT THE CHEESE MAN...
Or is this motherfucker fooling me into liking cheese???

why would cutting the spinal cord stop him?
only us humans need, as well as the brain

Without the spine, the skeleton's skull can't control the body, rendering it unable to move your corpse. It's easier than decapitation.

>he thinks skeletons need their head

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>Sufferers are slowly imprisoned by their own skeletons
holy hell

youtube.com/watch?v=aV--HzX9__I

so sick of the skeleton meme

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>The disease is caused by a mutation of the body's repair mechanism, which causes fibrous tissue to be ossified spontaneously or when damaged. In many cases, injuries can cause joints to become permanently frozen in place.
>Surgical removal of the extra bone growths has been shown to cause the body to "repair" the affected area
>with EVEN MORE bone.

no sleep tonight

>Game with skeletons as regular enemies
>Breaking them causes them to repair themselves with more bones
>skeletons get larger, more deformed as you break them over and over
>Eventually, they are a hideous abomination of bone

We are not trapped within you, you are trapped within us!

Well, I'm officially scared. Guess I better break out the Bob Ross videos. I need something to fall asleep to.

>Bob Ross was cremated
>we're safe from his soothing skeleton

asmr is god tier. sleep tight user

The way I see it, skeletons are evil. Its the brain that keeps them in check. That's why when we die we have to bury our skeleton before it crawls out of our flesh and murders our families.

Hey, who turned off the lights?

WHAT GAME

He is like. I WANNA HEAR A FUNNY STORY NOW...

you can make it happen user

create the game you want to play

>even though the vast majority of skeletons in real life are either good or at least neutral / benign
haha lol op thats so random!! very nice thread.

DEVASTATOR.

Crono Trigger
chrono.wikia.com/wiki/Zombor

>regenerating bone armor
idk guys that sounds pretty cool to me

>just finished drinking some milk