Rocket to the head

>rocket to the head
>no crit
>maybe i missed
>test it on training bot
>no crit
>pharah can't crit
Guess i'll just play Mccree.

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Underview

You have splash damage instead you bitch.

>needing to crit when a rocket bodyshot instagibs anything that's not a tank

phew.

>antonym synonym

>rockets do 120 dmg for a direct hit baseline

No shit they don't crit, that'd be absurdly broken.

Pharah in the current weekly brawl is fun. Just (shift) bunny hop around the place making it impossible for people to hit you.

>40 damage splash
>RoF is lucio presses E
>outheals an splash damage you just did

>hanzo does 120 damage for a direct hit
>widowmaker does 150 for a direct hit
>Mccree does 70 and can dump 6 rounds in 1 second
>all of them can crit

...

Hanzo also has shit movement speed and can't just jump all over the map unlike Phara.

Deal with it user, you have tools no other Character has not even Genji.

That's not even remotely true though.

Yeah, it'd be totally overpowered if you had characters who could just instantly kill you, even without a headshot, right?

Fan the hammer can't crit

>can literally climb walls and jump all over like a nigger

Not to mention scatteroneshot arrow. Also Genji is more mobile then a Pharah. Pharah is a free kill to anyone that looks up in the air.

It doesn't need to. It already did 420 damage and rolled doing another 420 damage.

Fan the blunt lmao

>pull off a incredibly strong defense
>last 30 seconds, all is going well
>suddenly anime bullshit happens, the other team turns into Seal Team 6 and steamrolls us

Why the fuck does this happen holy shit

>wanna play
>face nothing but lvl 40 pubstompers when I'm barely lvl 5

Let me know when they fix this and i might pick the game up again.

Can someone explain to me why they didn't add a map voting system in the game?
There are maps that are fucking ass and I keep getting stuck with them. I can't fucking leave because I'll eventually get a fucking penalty.

You do 120 damage per shot with no falloff.

Sick of overtime bullshit. Just keep rushing in until someone gets an ult.

You get matched based on a hidden Elo rating, not level.

It's funny because her rocket's explosion could headshot in early closed beta. It did not last long.

It just means your mmr is good enough to run with lvl 40s familia

>launch a rocket across the map
>person sees it coming and has 5 seconds to react
>walks to the left and it misses completely
Sure glad I have no fall off ;)

>some fucking tracer just keeps jumping on and off on the point
>no one your team can lock her down
>rest of her team comes in and sweeps in

>an enemy mei is the last one left on the point

>not flanking/catching enemies by surprise
>not predictively firing at where theyre moving to instead of where they currently are

you're playing pharah wrong shitlord

Her dmg is too low, I agree. Not even tracer dies in one.

Winston is the most annoying faggot piece of shit character in this game.

The fact you think Pharah is shit because she can't headshot makes you eligible for a ban. You are the kind that thinks Bastion is overpowered as well after playing 4 matches.

>they have a widowmaker
>they have a solider 76
>they have hanzo
>they have a mccree
>they have someone with a brain who looks up

>Worrying about crits rather than pure skill

Nigga I went like 52-0 on the first match I ever played of Overwatch with Pharah. Git gud.

That's not what makes her shit. But it would help.

Where do I order this knife?

Fucking shun, man

More like Underignore

>I played in a match before matchmaking set me up with players if similar skill level and I'm proud to boast about this.

I mean if beating up children is something to be proud about sure go ahead.

>try out the Brawl mode
>cooldowns are reduced
>fucking 4 meis on the point, just sitting there and holding out

I get it's supposed to be a casual for fun mode, but what the fuck man

What is the best hero in the game and why is it Tjorborn?

That means they have only one slot for healer / tank.

Good job, you just won the game for your team by fucking up their team comp purely by existing as Pharah.

Too bad it actually means that they only need to pick one or two of those champs listed.

That's not Zenyatta.

I had one mei do that my first time I tried brawl last night, I was lucio and just kept juggling her with right click when she popped out.

Pharah is still great, her mobility and her rockets fuck shit up. Git gud.

>weapon that does massive damage at every distance
>great utility with his armor packs
>turrets are basically an additional player
>good on defense and attack if you know how to play him

Torb is GOAT. I hope I get the pirate skin

Just curious, how serious is getting reported?

I called someone a fucking idiot when he kept shooting at a Genji in his deflect, killing him and me.

Zen would be nice if he didn't die if an ant farted on him and move as slowly as Roadhog
Discord orb on Rein will never get old.

>They never changed his fucking blindingly awful reload animation.

This kills any interest in playing that fucking dwarf.

>Slow ass movement speed
>Can get killed by a light breeze
Right

>fly up in the air to shoot rockets down
>rockets have small aoe and do little dmg
>I get shot down by literally everyone

>pick McCree
>stand behind Reinhardt and snipe people
>has a stun and insane burst dmg
>idiot Pharah is trying to flank me
>stun fan or shoot her down lmao

Pharah is shit. I can get kills with McCree that Pharah can't.

i think you're going to jail

the butt rape kind

If you get spotted by Widowmaker or Hanzo before it's too late for them to not die. You are playing it wrong. Even with Infra-sight i've managed to get close enough to those snipers and either knock them off their sniping position or blow them up.

His gun is pretty great though. Reload is painfully slow though.

Your air movement is too predictable. You don't always have to start with shift, you know? You can get pretty high up with space bar alone and shift can be used while you're on the air, not to mention it gives you enough time to use spacebar as soon as you hit it up even if you used all of it before.

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>i killed a sniper once with pharah
>she's totally fine bro
A good widowmaker will shit on you instantly.

I save my shift for escapes or ambushes on the backline sniper or support. I use my hover to get to high places and to get a good flank. It's so much effort though to do little damage.

Like, even in close combat, her rockets do self-damage so she's at a huge disadvantage. To flank, you have to go through these small corridors and sideways in most maps.

She needs a way to cross horizontal distances quickly. Her jet boost is not enough.

I shit on Widowmakers as Pharah so often it's funny.

>i'm level 15

Surprise, Widow, Reaper and McCree are shitter magnets.

Wonderful anecdote. I'm sure you're also matchmaking in a pool of shitters.

>Cross map headshot a Tracer with Mei's icicle projectile
>Doesn't kill her

The damage falloff is real

That's not D.Va

You shit on bad Widowmakers*

Play against a competent one who actually has basic awareness of their surroundings and you're going to get skeet-shot.

The fuck are you talking about, you can only kill tracer with a direct hit, the rest survives.

>Dva ult about to explode
>stand behind a telephone pole and take 0 damage
Why do you insist on crippling your team?

Paper is one of the best way to ruin blades

>play mccree
>Stun and Fan 150 HP heroes because I'm a retard who can't headshot

>Hanzo also has shit movement speed and can't just jump all over the map unlike Phara.
Exactly, he's not required to be a big sniper target to do damage!. Lets not also forget that he has a very fast projectile in a game where everyone is slow as fuck and projectiles are given larger hitboxes. Landing headshots with hanzo is so easy even retards can do it.

>Play McCree
>Stun and fan every hero in the game because lmao 820 burst

Zen is best healer, he heals by making sure everyone is fucking dead before they hurt his friends. He's like a mobile bastion who can heal, assuming you can aim.

Can we talk about how Widow outshines Hanzo in their respective job to such a crazy degree?

Just pick Lucio stop being a hipster

Widow can't use meme dragons once someone's used a stun ult.

Zen + Lucio on one team is actually an amazing comp. Get yourself a good Rein for zen to snipe behind.

You can't kill tracer with a direct hit either. Direct rocket = 120 damage.

>tfw Transcendence is a glorified god mode and my team never groups up to get that healing

Hanzo's ult is obviously better, but for the majority of the game where you just need picks in order to push the objective, Widow is infinitely more reliable.

That's because widowmaker doesn't rely on the game's retarded huge projectile hitboxes to get headshots. Also scattershot > stick bombs.

Hanzo's ult is insanely useful and the utility of scatter shot and sonic arrow is where he differentiates himself, he's more of a support sniper, it's a different niche.

They should just go the whole way and make Trancendence confer invulnerability on nearby allies instead of healing. It's currently the worst ult in the game, just a short burst heal that stops Zenyatta from attacking for the duration.

If it worked as a group ubercharge instead we might see some fucking team plays instead of nothing at all, which is what we get now. I guess it would step on the toes of Lucio's ult but Lucio can still attack and give speed boosts while his ult is active.

Because that would overlap with Lucios ult too much.

Sniper nerf when?

Hanzo shits out wall hacks every 10 seconds whereas Widow needs an ult.

Hanzo has grorious 20 tick huntsman arrows

Oh, a Venom mine every 14 seconds? That's nice, have some scatter arrows in your dick.

Knock knock, who's there? Wall Dragons.

Yeah but it would also give you the ability to stop huge nuke ults on low health characters and save people being focused down.

Also let's talk about how Mercy's ult charges way too fucking fast.

All healer ults charge really fast, and for some reason so do snipers.

THERE IS LIKE 10 THREADS GET THE FUCK OUT

Not really Lucio's and Zen's is kinda fast but nothing excessive.

Mercy has that shit up literally every minute and it provides by far the most utility out of any of them.

>It's a everyone pushes 2 at a time episode

So does Junkrat's.

make me :)

Zen and junkrat don't necessarily build quickly, they're just capable of bringing so much pain that they can build it quickly.

Winston nerf when?

Zarya nerf when?

Lucio nerf when?

Junkrat nerf when?

All these characters are more cancerous than McCree

When are they gonna fix premades facing pubs?

>good mobility
>good damage
>splash damage
She doesn't need crits. But maybe they should buff her health a bit, she's a bit flimsy

>people think Dva is bad
>people think Winston is good
what is wrong with them?

>winston nerf
how bad can you be

Nothing wrong with Winston or Zarya.

Just stop being retarded.