This is now a fighting game

This is now a fighting game.
Who would you main?

Trump

>not picking Zyklon Don

>not picking Dr Carson for those superior KING genes

Chris Christie because he's probably the command grabber

Would have to see that tier list first but i'd probably end up being that nigga who mains Rand.

Ben Carson

TRUMP

rand is at least high tier, he has a small hitbox

Ted " I'm gonna wring your neck till you bruise" Cruz!

>NO JIM GILMORE

>rand the one man band
my nigga

Ted Cruz has already proven his has elbows as deadly as Sagat

Trump.
I love playing joke characters.

TRUMP
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Obviously Ted "The Zodiac Killer" Cruz.
His bacon machine gun move is OP as fuck.

Marco Rubio

Powerful kicks with his heels, good speed from his size. His breaker is him turning into a robot.

"Let's dispel this notion you have a chance"

...

Hey Jeb how did you find this website?

jeb bush
- at the start of every match, he asks his audience to clap
- favourite animal: mooses. meese?
- weakness: trains
- dislikes: mess
- likes: exclamation points
- fighting style: limp-wristed
- if he loses, he still goes home and sleeps with his wife

I'll take the JFK looking dude with the Jewish name for 1000.

Jeb Bush is the Dan of GOP Fighter 2016.

Either Little Marco for his speed or The Huck for his radness.

>tfw all the le epin Trump posting made everyone forget that Scott Walker was based as fuck

Seriously, Trump is just a meme character

Does Rand Paul has the same moveset as Ron Paul?

>at the start of every match, he asks his audience to clap

>play as Kasich
>camp in the corner eating random food to heal myself
>win via time over