What's the best video game food analogy ever made?

What's the best video game food analogy ever made?

spaghetti with shit on it

No idea but someone figure out what game this describes

same applies for this one
What game does this describe

Party games are alright. They're like spaghetti that needs a little more salt.

Fucking crackers.

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I'm posting food
You will either get very ill or very hungry after this is done

probably something involving a steak being overcooked or rare

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thats my boy

Pretty sure that the four pictures up top and the one at the bottom aren't the same loaf of bread.

"it's shit"

does it have to be?

That's some nice lookin' authentic 'go 'za

It looks like brown bread up top and white bread in the bottom pics Brown bread would turn pretty hard when you bake it again.

Also known as the "heart-stopper"

Any DLC / cut content related food analogy kills brain cells when you read it

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Burrito on a windshield

Wait what board am I on

/fit/
only board you shout think about. that or /ck/

>boiled sausage
good idea but no thanks

Call of Duty is like McDonalds.
It's easily attainable, can be good on special occasions, but if you have it too often then people will look down on you.

thats not sausage. thats hotdog sliced up

Sakurai's one involving Dark Pit
“This is like a free dessert after a luxurious meal that was prepared free of charge. In a restaurant with this type of service, I don’t think there’s anybody who would say, ‘Change this to a meat dish!!'”

“Yet, I’m told [to do that] about Smash Bros. But, I guess since a lot of them are children, it cannot be helped.”

Imagine being so fat you look at computers and see food

>Shit but with nice seasoning
The Phantom Pain?

DUDE
BACON
LMAO

i tried burger king the first time in years
i felt awful

i then immediately went to mcdonalds the next day and had basically the same shit and felt just fine

is it me or is burger king actually awful?

But I like McDonald's.

A game is like a hollandaise sauce. It has to be a perfect blend of gameplay and story, or else it all breaks and isn't any good.

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This is the shit I put up with now.

Its still meat. So in other words, no.
Hot pan with oil and spices, thats it. I can just imagine that tasting like fucking nothing.

DLC is like a restaurant charging you for the dessert separately.

you seem to also still miss that a hotdog is not the same as a sausage

but youre correct, it does in fact taste like nothing

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Thats just grilled cheese with tomato soup

Food porn threads truly are the greatest

you wanted food porn?
i thought you wanted analogies.

>modern artsy food
>cat sized serving
>white plate
>inedible condiments like plastic grass
>don't forget the quick splash of some weird sauce that wouldn't cover 1/4 of a chicken nugget

>american "cuisine"
>take normal recipe
>throw in as much bacon, cheese, and lard as you can


You people disgust me.

Both are fine

Food porn incoming

Where are the video games?

You fucks always post the wrong version

>steak and bananas are shit
>ketchup is """good seasoning"""

I did note that it was still meat.
A lot of these kewl idees xD completely suck when put in use

>Food porn

Go away imgur

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>Didn't split open symmetrical

FIRE THAT WAITER!

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It tastes good, and I'm still not fat

USA USA USA
turning 240 this year bitchez

>got my chefs papers today after 3 years of studying for it
Feels good man.

>lard
Spiced lard it's one of the best simple foods if enjoyed in small quantities.
lard, pepper, salt on a bread slice heated up.

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There is no more vile condiment than mayo.

damn I bet some nice cheese and salami would go great with that

But call of duty does not vary like night and day from country to country.
Where I live McD is easily one of highest quality fast food restaurants I have ever encountered, and I have tried quite a number of places in the world.

>Snake Stew

Snek is not for eating

too much fat and protein does not make you fat, if just kills your organs slowly.

>what is relish

kill snek

One of the things I most hated when I tried using that stupid site.
>post .gif of someone making an extremely simple recipe with decent video editing
>billion upboats

i hope you are just trolling me with that ketchup you fucking faggot.

found the nigger

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>cheese
Lard is already pure fat.
salami is fucking delicious, a nice thick slice will totally make that lard shine

thats up for you to decide

>delicious ball
>open to show some rabbit food and small ass half strawbery
there's definitely a vidya joke to be maed there

That's the worst steak I've ever seen

Amuuurica

what are you guys on about? hotdogs taste great just plain. its the white meat that has no taste unless you cover up its blandness with shitloads of spices.

>mfw I now must finish eating my Taco Bell lunch

Uncle Ja/ck/ plz go

you just have to warm it up enough for the cheese to melt

Boiled hot dog,best hot dog

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No, I'm white but my mom used to pack a bologna sandwich with mayo for my lunch every single day when I was little so I grew over time to really hate mayo.. really hate it. makes me gag.

Borderlands.

it's fake though.

>soup, white bread, cheese and butter
>$5

Mayo is delicious when used right

Found the disgusting, smelly, ugly, acne-ridden white trash

>people will look down on you.
Like I'll stop loving something cause of that.

White as fuck, also hate mayo. I just don't get the appeal, it's disgusting.

no not again
please no

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Meat needs a good sear. You can't seriously tell me that that kind of hotdog would taste good, or anything at all for that matter

that looks ok. im fond of making "whatchagot" sandwiches from time to time.

The heck are those things they are using as arms?

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>spend all that time getting the spaghetti through without it breaking
>it tastes like bland shit
woooooow

baby corn user

>needs
>You can't seriously tell me

>oil, egg yolk, and vinegar/lemon juice
>delicious

Ya, I'll enjoy condiments that don't resemble fermented semen, thank you.

Baby corn, never eaten Chinese food?