Why aren't you playing a video game right now?

why aren't you playing a video game right now?

I just beat Sub-Zero though

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Just got done playing a Doom megawad

Cooking dinner at the moment.

I'm at work.
Browsing Sup Forums from my phone.

Because I'm balls deep in ur moms pussi.

can't decide if I want to try to beat that Witcher 3 boss or start a new Dark Souls 3 game

I just got out of the shower, let me dry off goddamn

what's it like being a wagecuck?

Just watching champions league final, it's at penalties. Looking like it's reals

because i'm making one

Because I'm playing mtg with supposed friends. I'll probably go home in like 10 more minutes

Waiting for MHG to release on 3ds. I recently got a 3ds, so I don't want to start 3/4U a month before everyone moves on.

Just beat Fire Emblem Conquest. That's why, Lois.

Pfft, fine, I'll go back to playing Uncharted: Golden Abyss then, if that's how you're going to be about it.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

Sucks, but nigga gots bills to pay.
We all can't live in our mom's basement forever.

because warhammer is yet to be cracked

Because I'm posting from my phone art work.

I guess i could get a ds though

I am

I'm out buying water bottles for the house

When I come back I gotta help Atleast one of my little sisters with their homework

Then I'll get my own time to play vidya, start going through grand archives in Dark Souls 3

I am and I hate it

I'm going out and my 3DS is too fat for my pockets.

I'm at work right now, bitch. 3 hours left on my shift and then..30 straight hours of ARMA 3, CS:GO, DS3, Skyrim & Sm4sh with friends

because they all suck.

because im trying to cry myself to sleep watching my youtubefu
i havent slept properly in three years

do it pussy

who is the semon demon

Cause I nutted but u still suckin'.

Because I'm watching some fags play Kirby's Dream Course instead.

So I've been marathonning that show while crafting and gathering in an MMO and it occured to me: Francis is the only character in the show that I give a damn about and it annoys me that his life has a lot of similarities to my own.

So you haven't got far enough to see Reese become the most likable and likely to succeed character? Look forward to it.

ill probably boot up some red orchestra 2 in a minute i also just smoked some marijuana.

YES

Because its more efficient watching a playthrough. Than go through the effort of buying and setting up the disc in the console; in short, "fuck video games".

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one of my earliest weird boner moments came from that scene where Lois was walking through the house topless around her sons

S-sorry.. ill get back to overwatch dont ged mad

I'm drunk and ERPing with this cute girl who's into vore.

Thats just rediculous nobody beats subzero

NOBODY BELIEVES ME FUCK

First few seasons of this show were amazing.

>there will never be another sitcom as good as MitM
Man, modern tv sucks.

Why aren't you jerking off to mommy user?

right now or right now? I'm playing dark souls but not right now because on shitty pc

Because I'm burnt out from an hours long Galaxian marathon.

i am

Don't you have cocaine to be doing or something? Doesn't bother me though I'd still hit that like the twin towers

this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen

Why arent you cucking daddy right now?

Respect my man

That cute girl is a massive lardass NEET living in a basement of their parent's house.
That and it's a dude.

What happened to the guy who plays the dad btw? I thought he was the best

>that one episode where he quits his job to paint a big ass mural

fucking kek

>With supposed friends
>Supposed

Is everything okay user

NO HES FUCKIN PISSED user.

i got really pissed off playing dark souls 3

trying to make my gladiator in time for the dsg event on june 4th, and i got to irithyll and these enemies annoy the absolute hell out of me. I had to take a break.

He quit to play the main character in breaking bad

Not sure what he's doing now

I'm towards the end of S4 where Lois is having her new child.

Because im downloading CoH2 and starcraft needs a 10gb file to play

>What happened to the guy who plays the dad btw? I thought he was the best
Is this Poe's Law or what?

Damn if he can play a guy with cancer he has good range (never seen the show)

Just fucking run past everything you loser

waiting for friend to get online so we can play some overwatch or dark souls 3 or something

Oh, you're at the part where the show jumps the shark. Finish the ride, but the best parts are over.

>power goes out last night
>try to read a book
>get bored
>try to play some vidya on my 3DS
>get bored
>drink booze and lay on the bed with my cat instead

cat is the only substitute for Sup Forums when the power is out.

I TRIED ITS THE FUCKING STAIRCASE WITH THE DOGS THAT TELEPORT BEHIND YOU NO MATTER WHAT

The three biggest mistakes in the world:

1. Anime
2. Women
3. Dubstep

U MAD U MAAAAD.

video games

I just got in. Despite wanting to play something all day while at work, I always head straight to Sup Forums. Which either leads to staying on this shitty board for a few hours or actually closing the browser and start playing some fucking video games.

I am staring at steam right now wondering if I should buy Phantom Pain.

I kinda figured it was going to go downhill fast.

Still, it lasted me a while so its okay.

It has good gameplay for the most part. I would say it is worth the ride.

I'm at work.
What's your excuse?

I prefer the console girl

Have you played the other games in the series? Because then you definitely should because, even if the plot isn't great it's still the finale of the series.

If you haven't played the other games in the series. You might actually enjoy it more than most of the fanbase did.

The story is shit.
The open world is shit.
The characters are shit.
The gameplay is ok.
I'd wait for a big discount.

She's married to the jurassic park jew

holy fuck i can't see shit

>I'd wait for a big discount.>>
While not Steam, it is like $20 at Best Buy for the PS4.

That would be a fair price, then.

The compression of when I made it into a webm of that long did things to it because file size limitations. It still got the point across of stationary guns being crap

I'm playing Xenoblade Chronicles.

>Ocelot does nothing and has no screen time
>everyone besides Kaz, Skullface, and Huey sound like shit
>awful and minimalist story
>dumbest and most out-of-place Metal Gear integration
>Skullface does nothing despite being cool as fuck and hyped forever
>reused content from GZ in the game's climax
>cut content
>online-locked resources
>everything about Quit except her tits and superpowers is awful
>u da rill big boss
>false advertisement
>9001 other complaints
I'll be mad for eternity

Me too. The PC girl has way too much make-up on.

I'm not even mad. Just disappointed.

THE JEWS DID THIS

Whenever I feel sad or disappointed I just imagine those feelings as rain falling directly onto the anger tree, nurturing it.

>Sup Forums in a nutshell

I can't be Sup Forums in a nutshell, I'm married and have a job, and I don't like today's memes or shitposting styles.

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>tfw user deleted himself