Who is the Cristiano Ronaldo of video games?

Who is the Cristiano Ronaldo of video games?

Completely irrelevant to their team's success? Pretty much any sniper class.

>real madrid wins again for the 11th time
it's fucking nothing

I don't know, but it'd be nice if he won us the Euro or the World championship. He's apparently really good but Portugal never wins any of the big shit.

t. Alberto Barbosa

Le tap in man is the bollocks you idiot.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Didn't we go to worlds with Brazil back in the 2004's? Shit was amazing, I remember I was at my father restaurant, and like 4 brazilians were around, rest were born Albertos, and by the final kick, you could hear the people gasping and thena uproar as we scored, so much fucking noise you could hear it for miles.

What games let me do absolutely nothing and still get praised, Sup Forums?

Dingle from Binding of Issac:rebirth

>it's a spee episode

As a PT, what did he do now? Just yell Tsu on a microphone?

What did he mean by this?

Just scored the winning penalty in the champions league final. Gareth Bale was the better player overall.

>well traveled
>been in the scene for a long time
>won the most prestigious title
>was only on bad teams when really young
>came from poor, nothing, no dad to being top of the their field
>beautiful
>big dick
>endless fanbase
>great relationship with other players
>respected by all other pros for being a good guy and a good player
>universally liked by all players of the game and people who dont play it
>easily recognizable
>the face of endless brands that he's sponsored by

100% the VideoGame Ronaldo

>attractive
>world's best player in the biggest sport in the world
>not a manlet
>nice guy

is there anyone who can defeat ronaldo?

No, in 2004 we had the Euro over here in our country and it was great, but we didn't face Brazil at all. We went to the finals and lost to Greece
In 2006 we lost to France in the semi-finals on Germany

TSUUUUUUUUUU

Is he autistic?

I remember some sort of game around that time period worth getting everyone to watch it and not eat. Hell, teachers even hooked Tvs in let kids watch the games, ya sure we didn't have anything major with them?

So dem say, Google it.

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He's actually a related to my family. He sends us shit

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I believe Cristiano Ronaldo is.

>>won the most prestigious title
But Ronaldo hasn't won the World Cup

World Cup is a meme trophy.

>World Cup
>most prestigious title

World Cup aint mean a shit
Either you get lucky or you have a fundamentally grounded world cup winning academy system like Germany.

Club football is all that matters.
Nationals are just stupid.

Bale will never win a WC
Messi will never win a WC
Neymar will never win a WC
Surarez will never win a WC
Ronaldo will never win a WC
Griezmann will never win a WC
Ibrahimovic will never win a WC

I hate preffesional sports almost as much as I hate e-sports

well memed

>thinking this is a meme

for world cup football to be prestigious, all teams have to have their countries football indoctrinated from the fucking word go with academies nurturing the skills of every player from age 4-40, just like Germany

No country outside of Germany has a system this well funded or strutcted, so winning a world cup against Germany for the next 12 years is going to be either complete flukes or German players dying.