Pc

25 reasons why u should move to consoles:

1. no gay OS updates that spy on you
2. no driver updates that give you BSOD
3. no early access gay shit
4. no gay drm
5. no always online bullshit
6. games arent broken like ubisoft shit which always werks on console
7. controllers are comfy and dont give you RSI
8. no russkis or brahzillans
9. no shit f2p gay shit
10. no gay install dx or bullshit
11. games patch easier
12. games run the same so nobody has unfair advantage cus they r rich to get 120fps
13. pcs cost $200000
14. play on tv on console
15. consoles always work (check those 1980s consoles)
16. no upgrading ur console every year to keep it uptodate
17. no piracy
18. no GOOD weeaboo games
19. too many BAD weeaboo games
20. indie shit
21. innovation on console
22. better couch co-op
23. better local multiplayer
24. console gamers get laid
25. MARIO, ZELDA, UNCHARTED, MASS EFFECT, HALO, GEARS OF WAR, GRAN TURISMO, FORZA MOTORSPORT, KNACK, PIKMIN, BAYONETTA... god i could go on and on.

So why don't you join us on the best gaming platform of all time?

This is a horrible shitpost but I like the sense of unity in your list of exclusives in #25

Though this is still platform wars bullshit. I'd like to think we can get to a point where we play what we like on what system we want and discuss the games we play constructively as people with the same hobby probably should.

But can I torrent anything on consoles or play my vast amount of cheap bought steam games? No

who IS that delightfully plump fellow?

not on this board

Souls on PC moved me to a console

DS1 some fag joins instantly kills me, edits all stats to 0 while maxing my level

DS2 Some guy dropped an item on ground, I pick it up and I die instantly and I get Banned from online.

Does that pic just keep getting fatter? Is it supposed to represent PC getting filled with bloatware?

Best watch out before I sic koskal baba on your ass

1. Implying Sony and Microsoft aren't collecting your information
2. >RROD
3. This is a plus?
4. Never played a Ubisoft game?
5. "Offline mode"
6. Pretty sure they're broken across every platform
7. You can use controllers on PC. Been playing DkS with a 360 controller myself.
8. Instead you get 12 year olds screaming into the mic
9. This is a pro?
10. DX is preinstalled.
11. Steam automatically patches in the background, instead of waiting upon launching a game.
12. If you think you have an advantage at 120fps over 30fps, you need to GIT GUD
13. Mine was $500.
14. You can do this on PC
15. SNESes are currently going through a capacitor plague killing GPUs in them.
16. You can do this with PC too.
17. This is a plus?
18. Recettear comes to mind
19. I can think of a few, admittedly
20. This is a plus?
21. "Innovation"
22. Valid point
23. Valid point
24. Idort here, I've gotten laid, I dont see the correlation
25. Valid point

So you have 4 points to join the idort master race

Heres 4 points in return for PC gaming:

1: Wider price range (pick up a used PC for $25 and jam a video card in. $125 for a 1080p gaming PC. Core2Quad and Core2Duo work half well in modern games.)
2: Much better performance per dollar
3: You can do things that aren't vidya on it
4: Cheapest (or free) games

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>not using Watchdog
>picking up shit people you don't know drops on the ground
Yep, you sound stupid enough to be a console fag

INB4 10220020 REPLIES

Watch dog didn't protect vs that at the time

>picking up shit people you don't know drops on the ground

the guy kept dropping shit by switches and other items.

>he fell for the trap :^)

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>disable them if you're not a retard
>consoles crash just like PCs
>it's still an extra feature we have that you don't
>as if consoles aren't plagued by that too
>wrong
>a little tinkering and google search for a better game experience is worth ut
>I'm using an Xbone controller on my PC right now
>yes actually there are
>free games are bad? What the fuck?
>what is two hours of system updates every time you put in a CD
>we can choose which patch to install
>in other words everyone's experience is equally shit
>uh, no
>we can do that too retard
>so do PCs again
>we don't need to do that eiher retard I've been using mine for 4 years and it's still fucking fast
>a little piracy is healthy for games
>search again asshole
>search again asshole
>oh so you only like getting buttffucked by AAA corporations? What if someone with a creative mind wants to make games? Play LISA retard
>we have LAN parties and better online connectivity too
>you're seriously pulling that card?
>"my exclusives are better than your exclusives because I said so!"

why are you fags still responding to threads like this

RROD happened over a decade ago

is that a joy mutant?

what if you could get fat in your spine so you got taller? gyms would be a thing of the past as manlets all got as fat as they possibly could lmao

Your shitpost list everything factually wrong with PC

What were you hoping to prove?

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But can I also do work on consoles?

because it is fun and the op obviously isn't a raving shiteatter looking for a fight, I think

when you dive so far past ironic (almost) everyone can see it, it's becomes fun instead of fenetic shitposting back and forth for (you)s

You do get a few people who don't see the ruse and honestly reply

not naming any posts here, but you know who you are

>pick up a used PC for $25 and jam a video card in. $125 for a 1080p gaming PC

This belongs in a Sup Forums cringe thread. This simply would not work.

You wouldn't need to if you got a job

17 and no work permit. Would if I could

PC Exclusives:
> Divinity: Original Sin
> Underrail
> Pillars of Eternity
> XCOM 2
> Stellaris
> Civilization 5
> Red Orchestra 2
> Arma 3
> Grim Dawn
> Mount & Blade Warband
> STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl
> STALKER Call of Pripyat
> Unreal Tournament (4)
> Planetside 2
> Stardew Valley
> FTL
> Amnesia: The Dark Descent
> Penumbra
> Total War: Warhammer
> Battlefleet Gothic: Armada
> Cities Skylines
> Project Reality
> Kerbal Space Program
> Darkest Dungeon
> Counter Strike: Global Offensive
> Dota 2
> Team Fortress 2
> Wasteland 2
> Legend of Grimrock 1/2
> Insurgency
> Chivalry
> Doom
> OpenRCT2

Minimum cost: 300, some games can run on less

PS4:
> Bloodborne
> Uncharted 4 (maybe)

Minimum cost: 350-400

If you own a console, you are simply out of date

*farts loudly*
Uhmmm, i-it wasn't me, it was the guy below this post!

Why is he wearing such a poorman's shirt? Where is his Kickstarter, Indiegogo, and other labels?

>1. no gay OS updates that spy on you
breddy gud one

>people still own PCs after the PS4(supercharged PC) has made them obsolete forever


FUCKING LOL

If I weren't so gullible I would swear I was being fed false Intel.

>17

>Implying?

>people are actually falling for this """""""""bait""""""""""
Why does Sup Forums keep getting more retarded by the day

enjoy your ban

Ah damn that's right

Here comes the ban. Sorry, hun.

This generation of consoles would have been viable if they came with full backward compatibility from the start. It's dumb to expect customers to wait 5 years for a decent library.

5 reasons why you should play on whatever the fuck you want

1. Who gives a shit
2. Who gives a fuck
3. You're mom
4. The world is owned by jews anyway
5. You have small dick

>openly admitting you're underage
>greentexting random shit for no reason
Jesus Christ.
Enjoy your ban, kiddo

I'm probably better off without this website in the long run though at least

I wont let this happen till im alive!

Console
>put disc in
>play game

PC
>buy multiple parts that cost $1000 for a decent build
>have to manually put together all the components
>keyboard is uncomfortable and confusing since 95% of the buttons have no input on the game
>you have to replace all your parts every 1.5 years as the graphics cards become worse over time and run worse
>have to install a video game license rental service like Steam
>have to play $60 for recently released games but have no benefits as physical copy
>there are constant updates for games slowing down the chance of playing the game
>games constantly crash and run into compatibility problems
>Nvidia gimps their cards with Gameworks to make you buy their newer hardware
>try to play some indie games but most are uninspired rip offs of older SNES games I played
>try a early access to literally alpha test a game with barely any content and runs poorly
>can't let my friends borrow my games without jumping though huge obsoletes and even then we can't play each others games if the other is playing a different game at the time
>try to play older games from my childhood on N64 and PS2 emulators
>try to plug in my controller to use for more comfortablility but it requires multiple drivers and constantly rebind the controls every time I switch games
>download emulator for them but they take a while to get the right settings and even then the games run poorly and are missing textures and other graphical glitches
>try to play older PC I heard from others but the run into compatibility problems and constantly crashes when tried to play
>try to play a fun looking multiplayer game but the game is filled with hackers and childern and young teens constantly spouting memes
>try to play split screen with my friends but hardly any games supports split screen and is a hassle to set up
>start playing less and less and go on Sup Forums and shitpost more about games even ones I never even played

What is the point of PC gaming?

wew lad

You avoid shit like this

*Cracks knuckles* okay lad. Let's dance.

>1. no gay OS updates that spy on you
MS and Sony will gladly spy on you at any time, and it's even in their EULA.

>2. no driver updates that give you BSOD
This happens naturally with console hardware. You don't even need to update.

>3. no early access gay shit
Tell that to TLOU, Splatoon, Bloodborne, Halo, Killzone, smash Brothers, and Mario Kart, all of which were unplayable garbage for the first month because they needed constant updates.

>4. no gay drm
Consoles are DRM. One of the worst kinds.

>5. no always online bullshit
Region locking and paying for your online seems just as bad.

>6. games arent broken like ubisoft shit which always werks on console
See point #3.

>7. controllers are comfy and dont give you RSI
PC can use all controllers from all consoles.

>8. no russkis or brahzillans
What makes you say that?

>9. no shit f2p gay shit
Again, I point you to Splatoon and Halo.

>10. no gay install dx or bullshit
Just being left behind in hardware.

>11. games patch easier
If they ever even get patched, since MS and sony love charging millions to the devs to "deliver updates".

>12. games run the same so nobody has unfair advantage cus they r rich to get 120fps
Yeah, they run the same at 10 FPS.

>13. pcs cost $200000
Bait

>14. play on tv on console
You can do this on PC too.

>15. consoles always work (check those 1980s consoles)
YLOD and RROD say otherwise.

>16. no upgrading ur console every year to keep it uptodate
Say hi to the NX, Xbox Scorpion, and PS4 Neo.

>17. no piracy
Lie.

>18. no GOOD weeaboo games
There is no good weeaboo game. It's an oxymoron.

>19. too many BAD weeaboo games
See above.

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>20. indie shit
He says as people praise The Order and Uncharted.

>21. innovation on console
What innovation? Forcing you to use hardware you don't want, without any choices in servers or mods or custom UI?

>22. better couch co-op
Something PC does too.

>23. better local multiplayer
PC does this better.

>24. console gamers get laid
Ad hominem, and a blatatnly false one at that.

>25. MARIO, ZELDA, UNCHARTED, MASS EFFECT, HALO, GEARS OF WAR, GRAN TURISMO, FORZA MOTORSPORT, KNACK, PIKMIN, BAYONETTA... god i could go on and on.
Every single game here has a better version on the PC. If not in brand, then in genre.

Your bait was weak sir. And I'm afraid it doesn't hold water in my town.

Yeah, you are. Focus on school and dont let this website drag you down. Graduating with honors will do you more good in the end.

Also, go straight to college. Do not take a break.

Fuck off. This is coming from someone who has both a PS4 and gaming PC.

>falling for bait that's so bad it was likely just intended to be satire

>people praise The Order and Uncharted.

You mean people praise mediocre to good games? Better than praising flash tier shit games like Undertale

>5. no always online bullshit

Pic related
>Persistant Internet connection required.

>PC Exclusives
>nothing but shitty meme games
>PS4 Exclusives
>All expertly crafted next gen titles
Sure showed me pccuck

>Your bait was weak sir

so weak you had to post 2 times against it
he wins, you loose

>cinematic experiences like Order and Uncharted
>anywhere near "good"

At least Undertale has gameplay.