Newcomer to the series. Finally bought into normalfag hype. Never again. One of the most boring games ive ever played. Generic rpg with Reddit tier "dark elements". Get through a tedious level, boring as shit, 0 challenge, fight a boss and repeat. Fuck new game+. After beating the game (inb4 summons I did it all solo) I get bored looking at the title screen alone.
>first game out of 25 I dont have any will to get all achievements for
Bravo, thats quite an accomplishment.
Joshua Thomas
just curious, what games do you enjoy?
Nathan Robinson
Fuck off. This is like someone on mu asking your favorite albums so they can generalize and try to "rationalize" your taste as bad so they can write off any criticism.
Brandon Murphy
I totally agree. At least you finished the game, I didn't. Don't understand why people are so fond of DS/Bloodborne.
Zachary Mitchell
cool
Connor Ward
I thought Dark Souls 1 was better/more fun maybe it was the enemy designs/movesets but I just feel half of Dark Souls 3 is frustrating.
ofcourse theyre all flawed, horribly so in some aspects. And DS1 might be the worst from a technical standpoint, but I feel the game design/philosophy was a lot more enjoyable.
DS3 feels like its trying to be everything and pay service to the fanbase on top of it. From a technical standpoint the strongest game, but not as much fun.
Brody Wilson
it's true.
I don't think I've ever played a single game that is "good", they are all garbage.
I'm glad I can be around people who share the same opinion
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Angel Long
call of pripyat came close though, user.
Luis Wood
Did that really hurt so much for you
James Wright
I'm a newcomer to the series
And I enjoyed it
You have shit taste desu
Tyler Ward
congrats on wasting your time and money knowingly.
Juan Young
Dark Souls is a bad game.
Sebastian Mitchell
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Ayden Jackson
you are THIS mad.
someone asks you a simple question and you autistically respond without answering
James Ross
Got to boss 5 and kinda realised it felt more like work than fun. I enjoy the grind of RPGs, but everytime I made progress I wasn't happy about it. It just made me feel like I was working through an obligatory to do list.
Levi Hall
Why would you play a sequel first?
Elijah Jenkins
Here faggot
You earned it
John Evans
>Reddit tier
Kill yourself. Fucking shitposters I swear.
Luke Butler
> newcomer to the series > starts with the final game in the series Sunday night Sup Forums WOOOOO
Austin Jenkins
What difference would it make? 3 is not really any better if you played 1 first. It would fix none of the issues he had with the game.
Connor Thompson
*poot* :)
Chase Evans
>reddit tier dark elements >paradise lost >fucking dante what an edge lord >virgil typical dark mysterious 420 blazer >boring as shit >fucking christ fags >also playing the 3rd one first
look it's clear you're just a tryhard so why don't you just play for the pvp now that you've cleared it. lvl to 120 then into the meta, and you can go to the pontiff duel area to get your ass handed to you by people that are actually gud
>muh achievements manchild needs his shiny badges
Mason Torres
Games are too easy now. Achievements have replaced challenge. If a game is satisfying just for beating it, I won't go for the achievements. Dark souls is not. I was lied to.
Michael Powell
OP here. I keep hearing this meme term, "actually good". What is actually good? Every single PvP I've been in they just spam r1. Literally no other tactic. Is this the skilled dark souls community I heard so much about in 2011? Call of dutys and csgos playerbase has more gameplay variety
Tyler Gray
I don't get this... WHY would you finish a game you despise? This is a 20-60 hour long game. It doesn't make any sense! Why not focus your free time on a game you enjoy instead?
>Spending 20 hours or more on a game you don't even like >Only ever having played 25 games >Caring about achievements
Are you a 12 year old with too much time on your hands?
Sebastian Fisher
It is still stupid to do.
Benjamin Hernandez
They spam R1 because you LET THEM you fucking 12 yo scrub
git fucking gud
Daniel Scott
>paradise lost >dante >vergil You're thinking of the Divine Comedy.
Ethan Ross
We're discussing video games, if I'm a manchild so are you. Lets not pretend there are "levels of maturity" in such a thing you huge faggot.
Games are too expensive now to simply stop playing them. $85 dollars for a new game in a fucking leaf. If I get one, I finish it. Besides, I can't think of a single game the past 5 years that actually was better than another of its kind. It doesn't matter which you pick when triple a is involved. I guess metro 2033 was decent in how ranger hardcore didnt pander to csgo fans like all other fps games but that's all.
Levi Allen
No, parrying is incredibly easy, especially with the massive delayed lag input multiplayer seems to have. You dont even have to time accurately like in singleplayer.
Jeremiah Carter
>Games are too easy now stop playin shit games then
nobody but kids born in this milennia and autistic hoarders care about achievements
suk a dik
Ethan Roberts
It's a decent game, but weaker than dark souls I and demon's souls and is filled with references to both of them. To me it just feels like a worse dark souls I, rather than something unique.
Adam Long
it's very simple user, OP didn't play it.
John Gray
I played Dark Souls for the first time recently and I am really let down. I have seen the hype for years now about how great it is and how much depth the combat has. I remember a few years ago you couldn't find a thread where some idiot wasn't suggesting souls style combat for every single franchise in the world.
It is literally no different than any other third person action game or arpg. In some ways it is even worse. I don't get it.
Aaron Moore
Gonna take shitposting central over here to ask a question.
Has anybody experienced not being able to damage the host while invading? I can damage the phantoms just fine but the host doesn't even flinch from my attacks and can hit me just fine. Doesn't seem to be a hack since they take fall and enemy damage as usual.
This and the slide bug ruin like 40% of my invasions, it's ridiculous.
Owen Murphy
You must be new OP. Soulsfags are a terrible fanbase and can't stand the thought of someone not liking their precious series. In fact, if you don't declare it to be the greatest video game series of all time and perfect in every regard they will vomit shitposts like git gud, umad, shitty taste etc. Let them have their 'muh difficulty' 'muh lore' 'muh sickdark'; spread your wings and seek out other games more to your liking.
Isaac Walker
>thinks anyone actually cares about achievements and autistic trophy hunting
You're actually a manchild.
Asher Walker
Go ahead then, give me some good games of the past 5 years
Luke Taylor
only bloodborne is sickdark, dark souls I is tragicdark, dark souls II and III are epicdark and demons souls is berserkian
Zachary Baker
Again, you play video games and so do I. There is no "level" of maturity under the fact. And again, if I'm a manchild, so are you.
Leo Carter
But games didn't have achievements period at one point. Just a score, so make up your own. Win 10 duels in a row etc. Problem solved
Yeh sure they're too easy, but people are shit at video games. Look up DS3's global achievements on Steam and you can see like only 1/5 or 1/4 people cleared the game.
This is just the market gaming has to appeal to now to move games. Blame the dregs of society.
Look at how involved and complex classical music is, and look at where music is now. That's where things are heading.
Xavier Bailey
I'm new to the community, yeah. So far all criticism is met with "get good" or some other blind accusations like implying I play cod or something.
Brody Ross
You could've started with the PS3 prequel, the first game in the series or individual PS4 spin-off. Yet you jumped in to the second worst game in the series that is practically there just to be a safe cash-in and pandering for the old fans of series.
Gavin Price
>We're discussing video games, if I'm a manchild so are you. Okay, why?
>Lets not pretend there are "levels of maturity" in such a thing you huge faggot. Yes because everything is totally black and white. Either you're a total manchild or you're a well adjusted adult. No gray area. Right, thanks for clearing that up!
That's sarcasm btw, I hope that doesn't confuse your autistic Dandy–Walker syndrome head. Fucking asshat.
>Games are too expensive now to simply stop playing them. Get a job.
Kevin Ramirez
Parrying comes down to either prediction or reading your opponent, since the lag makes it so you have to parry right when your opponent starts up their attack. Also pve enemies attacks are usually much more telegraphed
Josiah Evans
Well said dude. Can't stand those Soulfags anymore
Oliver Smith
>2016 >The next generation of players takes achievements seriously.
Evan Sullivan
>There is no "level" of maturity under the fact. Yes there fucking is you autist. Grey areas, ever heard of that concept? Google that shit you daft cunt
Lincoln Jones
to be fair there's a distinction between saying you dont like it and saying its a bad game.
Austin Morgan
>normal person plays a game and stops when they beat it or when they get bored >achievementfags literally spending days farming covenant items for the trophy >b-b-but you're the same as me!
It's crazy how much of a manchild you're being.
Ethan Phillips
I have a part time job and am studying to get a degree. When finals and shit are passed I like to unwind on games.
No, games are not worth $85. One will last several weeks. The last recent game worth full price to me was call of pripyat.
And yeah, when video games are concerned, there really isnt a grey area. assuming you pay your bills and go to work, its all common ground when games are involved. Do you play video games? You are a manchild. We both are to some extent. This shouldn't be a revelation, redditor.
Bentley Jackson
>Generic rpg with Reddit tier "dark elements".
Except for the fact that its worlds and characters are basically some of the best in the industry, not to mention the storytelling might as well be the best there is. Also, the "dark elements" are about as tasteful as can be, while your clear-cut anti-edginess-edginess is pitiable.
I also have no idea how anyone other than a complete retard could call it a "generic RPG" since mechanically it's pretty unique, and might as well be in its own genre with King's Field.
>first game out of 25 I dont have any will to get all achievements for
Oh, you almost had me. Back to your achievement hunting, you slobbering, shopping-list worshipping retard.
Joshua Turner
>There is a MATURE way to play video games!!!!!
Holy shit, underage neo-v should hang irself. op may be an autist but you kids are literally in denial.
Asher Lopez
This thread is proof dark souls fanboys will cry and cry when presented with someone who doesn't like the game snf will then unironically call others manchildren
Nathan Lopez
>underage >neo-v >kids
literally kys
Oliver Robinson
This is why people shit on Soulsfags.
Ethan Richardson
>just Yes, updooted! I watch the YouTubeleafyisherer too xD
Nolan Roberts
>We're discussing video games, if I'm a manchild so are you. Lets not pretend there are "levels of maturity" in such a thing you huge faggot.
Look at this perfectly insulating logic. Not everyone's as equally degenerate as you, OP, in fact you're probably the worst.
Ian Hill
Just because you write "rationalize" in quotations doesn't make the act invalid
Ryder Brown
>I am a degenerate for not sharing the mainstream opinion >Apparantly there is a mature way to play video games and I'm a degenerate for not knowing this too
Parker Reed
loved dark souls 1 and 2 to death, i 100% ds2 twice even
i enjoyed ds3 when i first played but subsequent playthroughs were rough, i cant sit through the game anymore, and this is coming from a diehard fan. what went wrong?
Zachary James
Bloodborne Stalker Call of Pripyat (2010) Mount & Blade Warband - Viking Conquest The Last Of Us Dark Souls 1 & 3 Risk of Rain Middle Eart Shadow of Mordor GTA V Magicka Helldivers Just Cause 3 D44M Wolfenstein The New Order Insurgency South Park The Stick of Truth Mad Max MGR Revengeance Asscreed IV Black Flag Ori and The Blind Forest Hotline Miami Gang Beasts Rocket League War of the Vikings/Roses Kerbal Space Program Besiege Mark Of The Ninja The Witcher 2 & 3 MK9 & MKX SUPERHOT Max Payne 3 Brothers Shadow Warrior Nidhogg Mount Your Friends
And these are just from the top of my head. Why do I even bother, you're just gonna continue to sperg out and spill your spaghetti all over the place anyways. I'm sorry Dark Souls was too hard for you.
Jaxon Cook
>You will never be able to discuss something on the internet without calling someone a kid to validate your point.
Adrian Brooks
>anything S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
my nigga
Jeremiah Flores
Great list
Jack Barnes
>And this is all of the top of my head >The list goes on..
t. Fancy reddit phrase for "there aren't any others"
>Stalker
I've mentioned it multiple times already, it is above any game on this trash list you typed up
Not only are these games bad but I specifically asked for games that are satisfying and challenging to beat
Owen Murphy
>Helldivers
How do I git gud at dealing with heavily armored foes? Fucking bugs and Cyborg tanks are fucking me up and my Dum-Dums ain't cutting it.
Evan Williams
Why?
Easton Ross
>first game out of 25 You are the normalfag
Evan Phillips
>Viking Conquest >Shadow of Mordor >Mad Max >Just Cause 3 >Brothers >War of the Vikings/Roses >good Of the games on that list I've actually played, those are not good.
Brody Hall
>Normalfags are THIS angry they don't have the dedication to 100% games
Nathaniel Martinez
Soulsfags cant into grammar, what a surprise.
That means that 25 before it were 100% completed, not that only 25 have been played.
Juan Nguyen
>100% games >fulfill some list half-heartedly tacked on by the developer against their own will
I guess everyone falls for it because they're called "achievements"
Owen Garcia
Because he didn't beat it, he's just flamebaiting on Sup Forums because he finds that more fun than actually playing video games.
Hunter Parker
OP is a person who actually doesn't like video games but still insists on spending money on them despite that. Why not just stop playing them for awhile, or become a dirty piratefag?
Ayden Wilson
"in 25" is the phrase that means what you are trying to convey.
"out of 25" sets a definite boundary
Levi Cooper
Justify your short attentiom span all you want, its good to get shit done.
Also, I don't play assassins Creed, which really is the only game open world franchise with a tacked on 100% list.
>Against their will If it was against my will, I wouldn't do it.
Dylan Jones
actually I just want to know what games within the genre are better than dark souls...
Brandon Nguyen
Not OP but I finish games I hate so that when I go on Sup Forums to talk shit about them I don't get "did you even PLAY the game?" responses.
Jack Powell
>I have a part time job and am studying to get a degree. When finals and shit are passed I like to unwind on games.
You call spending 20-60 hours on a game you don't like, or grindind for achievements in games you've already beaten "unwinding"? Nigga you gotta calm the fuck down
>No, games are not worth $85. One will last several weeks. The last recent game worth full price to me was call of pripyat. It's all relative mayne. If a $85 game keeps you entertained for tens or hundreds of hours, it's easily worth 85 fucking dollars. Compare that to the cost of a night out with your buddies, a date with your girlfriend or a fucking trip to the cinema, 85 dollars is fucking cheap. I agree CoP is really good though.
>And yeah, when video games are concerned, there really isnt a grey area. assuming you pay your bills and go to work, its all common ground when games are involved. Do you play video games? You are a manchild. We both are to some extent. This shouldn't be a revelation, redditor. Get your head out of your ass, user. You are the emperor of manchildren, the breaker of logics and the bazinga of spaghetti sperging. Holy fucking shit I'm actually laughing right now
Chase Butler
i could only enjoy this game with a trainer. the mega hyper super sayin blue aggressive monsters and trolling for the sake of trolling made the game impossible for me to enjoy without one.
>inb4 gitgud
i play bullet hells like ikaruga at double speed and beat doom on ultra nightmare with a shotgun only.
William Reyes
You click buttons to do shit in a virtual world. There is no getting around it. Try to laugh off denial I guess.
>Compare that to the cost of [real world events]
Those are actual real events though vs. a virtual experience that isnt unique in any way
Look I like games but I dont pretend that they are nothing more than timekillers for teenagers, I suggest you stop getting triggered by the fact as well
Jackson Sanders
I agree it's good to get shit done, but only if it's worth getting done. It's always going to be easier to reach for some drummed-up hallucination of getting shit done, which is exactly what "achievements" are. The fact that they're called 'achievements' pretty much says it all: there is nothing worth achieving about them. All you can do is go along with it and not poke any holes in the illusion..
I meant that adding in "achievements" might as well be against the developer's will, I didn't write that clearly enough.
Grayson Peterson
that's autistic
this whole thread is autistic
OP should be institutionalized
Luis Gray
Your face is autistic you fucking autist.
Nathan Sanders
I can't think of any person that cares about achievements that would imply it matters or are in essence real "achievements"
This argument is so stupid though. Games don't matter in general. Why does the community hate people that know this but just like getting more done than them anyway?
Easton Sanchez
You're seriously claiming all the millions of people who play videogames are equally immature simply because they share the same fucking hobby. Jesus christ
>you're all manchildren and faggot redditors >Dark Souls sucks because I didn't get all the achievements BOOOOO >triggered >classifying having friends or a gf as "real world events" >being this defensive and obnoxious
you should seriously see someone professional OP.
and im not talking about a prostitute you cheeto dusted scrublord
Cameron Green
Real world events like going to the movies or a date, yes. Like the ones you mentioned.
Didn't say it sucked because I didn't care about the achievements.
And yeah, if a hobby has certain qualities to it anyone that likes it also has those qualities. Its simple stuff, user. I dont know why youre in such denial.