Overwatch=Woman

Overwatch=Woman
Players=Cookie
Battleborn=Dog

JUST

>cookie

It's a bar of chocolate you autistic fuck.

>autistic
Don't' use words you don't know the meaning of. It just makes you look stupid.

that dog probably died

Players are good for Overwatch but toxic to Battleborn?

pic related, its the BB community

LOL what? Dogs love chocolate.

>Americans

>Dog
It's clearly a wolf.
OP, here's a dog for reference.
Now THAT, is what I call a doggo maximo.

>Cookie

Is the joke here that nobody is playing those games?

that's a chocolate bar you mongoloid

More like

Woman = Bethesda
Chocolate = Console Players
Dog = Modding Community

Is this the forced meme of the week?

>being THIS new

>week
Hello??

No. The joke is the OP purposely misnamed something the to guarantee replies. Looks like a success.

sh-shut up

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BUT CHOCOLATE IS BAD FOR DOGS!

SOMEONE THINK OF THE WEINER!

>dog

That's clearly a sausage

its spelled "wiener" you illiterate mong

>bar of chocolate

YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIM IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO REPLY!

PLS PUT WEINER ON TREADMILL

That is a REALLY fat pupper.

Where is his son?

You don't understand guys, it's clever joke on how everyone are playing TF2, summoning all overwatch shills other games instead of BB and OW.

Ice cream? God, I love ice cream!

Given away at the curb to a family in a MiniVan.

>cookie
please Sup Forums do not bite
god damn it

They're called biscuits you fat shit Americans

No, that's a crumpet

No, this is a Crumpet

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So let me get this straight...

If battleborn wins a player from overwatch it doesn't matter because battleborn will eat the chocolate and die.

Also

If overwatch wins battleborn then that is the end of it.
This is too deep for me

I think you mean it's called a cobble wobble eatey bitey

>Dog
Mothefucker, that's a fucking brown iguana, see the long nose? Fucking iguana!

if you feed chocolate to dogs they cant process the kafeine type stuff and will get increased heart rate/digestion problems and possibly die unless treated

Are you fucking serious? I thought that was a myth. My dog died last year after eating a lion bar and I thought it was a coincidence PLEASE TELL ME ITS NOT FUC KING TRUE!!!!

no dogs die from chocolate holy shit just google it

>In large enough amounts, chocolate and cocoa products can kill your dog. The toxic component of chocolate is theobromine. Humans easily metabolize theobromine, but dogs process it much more slowly, allowing it to build up to toxic levels in their system.

Fun fact: theobromine is a stimulant similar to caffeine, so your dog died experiencing what likely felt like a horrible meth overdose.

That's going to poison the dog and it's going to die, you stupid whore.

Unless he ate pounds upon pounds of chocolate, that likely wasn't the cause. A dog can eat chocolate, just not constantly.

>Unless he ate pounds upon pounds of chocolate
That's a lie, it intoxicates dogs and it doesn't take much to kill a small one.
Don't feed chocolate to your dog, you shit.

oh okay that's good to know. I thought even small amounts could kill it

No man, I had like 7 dogs when I was a kid, I gave all of them tons of it they fucking love that shit, they all ended up running away though, probably to eat more.

False.

What about cats?

im autistic and you are retarded.

aye yo hold up, i thought them fuckers across the sea called coockies buiscuits????

The LD50 for chocolate is much, much lower for dogs than it is for humans.
But it's still ridiculously high. Like, more than can fit in their stomachs.

I am having all kind of Deja Vu. Am i real?

Also check this 5 while you are at it.