Unfortunately, we have some extremely bad news to share. Last night our studio was broken into and we lost everything...

>Unfortunately, we have some extremely bad news to share. Last night our studio was broken into and we lost everything. These crooks were so brazen that they took the time to pack everything back into their original boxes before carting them out. They even drank the beer we had in our fridge and had the audacity to leave the empty bottles lying around. We had spent a ton of money on powerful bolt locks and whatever they used to break in shredded them like they were made of paper. They broke into the front door of our office building and then went business-by-business until they found ours and hit the motherlode.

>I can't even begin to express how devastating this is. To have worked so hard to build something and then have it taken away by a bunch of crooks. We cannot afford to replace all the equipment that was stolen. There will be no GameFace this coming week. We have no mics, cameras, or anything else needed to produce a show. Sadly, this might even be the end of the site altogether. Can't really say much more right now, but if any of you live in the LA area and come across someone trying to sell tons of AV equipment and literally hundreds of video games (many still in shrinkwrap) please, please, please alert us as soon as possible.

>Shane

siftd.net/#!/content/23677/siftd-robbed

>the last remnants of old Gametrailers is dead
rip lads

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literally who

>e-celebs

Not videogames, faggot

People too stupid to buy an alarm or get insurance, I guess?

Fraud.

Since they left the bottles they drank out of, couldn't that be taken to the police for fingerprints/DNA testing?

Who? Easy Allies is what Gametrailers became, no idea who the fuck these people are. Also, in what way is that an office? Looks like an apartment.

>Living in Commiefornia Mexangeles

Serves them right.

If these guys don't touch them at all, then yeah.

niggers are the same wherever you go.

I bet Shane set this up himself because he's jealous and insecure that Easy Allies is doing better than Siftd ever has.

Yeah this stinks of someone getting piss drunk and deciding to steal everything and trash the place.

That's not how real life works

The last remnants of Gametrailers are making Easy Allies and I've never heard o "SIFTD". Looking through their page they look like a really crappy content aggregator.

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>Real world is totally like CSI, now they just have to search the DNA database!

Common burglars aren't going yo have their dna on record, they'd need to actually find a suspect.

That and there's no dna in saliva.

Fingerprints are also hard if the bottles were cold since condensation will fuck up any prints

who

Hahahhahahhhahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhhahahaa
They're doing this for insurance money.


How fucking obvious can they be.

>show that was dying anyway
>oh what a coincidence, we got robbed

Yes, Hello LAPD, we've been robbed of our pokeball toys and video games! Can you come over ASAP and take DNA samples? I know you are dealing with hundreds of open murder cases, but these computers were totally top of the line man, we even had 1080s!

>google them to find out who they are
>website comes up
>tagline "Kotaku...."
And suddenly, i couldn't give a shit.

>SJW fucks of Gametrailers decide to start "Easy Allies"
>the cool non-SJW Shane Sutterfield starts "siftd"
>they get robbed soon after Easy Allies starts losing fans to them
Yeah, pretty clear who did this.

>robbing small time

Shoulda gone after Game Grumps. Now there's some stuff to steal.

>how to fish for donations.png

yeh man i hate civilization too, few days ago i caught a chinaman squatting near my bunker near the well and the outhouse, took 3 shotgun shoots to scare him off muh propertey.

Every line of greentext is wrong there.

It actually is but the person's DNA and prints need to be on file and it can take weeks to find a match.

Shane was always a tool, so yeah while this is unfortunate Easy Allies exsists so old GT is fine

these jews robbed their own shit as an excuse to setup a sympathy kickstarter fundraiser

lol giantbomb had their shit stolen back in 2013 as well

LA is trying it's hardest to become the Trenton of the west coast.

>no dna in saliva.

thanks for asking, i wouldn't have learned unless you did

>You can't take fingerprints off a bottle

Ayy lmao

>supporting Easy Allies
Yeah, no.

youtube.com/watch?v=sZ0Jj622Ctw
>people pay to support this shit
>bosmans stuff isn't even on the main EZA channel
wew lad

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This and Insurance money.

why would you ever care about any other video game site when giantbomb exists?

>based in LA

it was bound to happen

at least they made some mexicans very happy

I don't watch all of their shit and I don't pay for any of it. This looks boring, at least give a time when things are supposed to get so bad.

can I get some context

who the fuck are siftd and why did you say they were the old gametrailers?

why the fuck would these morons not have alarms and insurance...are they that dumb, they must have been asking for it

>one bad show amongst
>Brandon Plays Pokemon
>Don's Discount Gaming
>Frame Trap
>Weekly Podcast
>Huber Syndrome
Do you stop using Netflix because one Adam Sandler movie is on there?

nigga i have literally never been to reddit

>last remnants of old Gametrailers is dead
My man, come on.

Also
>inb4 someone thinks "Easy Allies" is an sjw thing and not just a play on one of Huber's jokes

Sorry, but if you're running a business and have to buy any amount of equipment to run said business you need to have insurance. You're a complete fucking idiot to not have it. No sympathy for these morons.

>Commiefornia

Either spics or niggers.

so you didnt have insurance? how stupid of you.

What does it mean?

Siftd was Shane Satterfield and Michael Pachter doing their own thing after leaving GT a few years ago.
It's when GT started getting good again after they left.

I think what that guy ment was that the police normally dont give a fuck about most burglaries, because so many happen.
they only do dna tests for sexual or violent crimes too.
not that the police dont help or get evidence from burglary crime scenes, just irl normally they give you a "we will catch them" but they don't even look, unless there is a burglary ring going on

Its unlikely they would ever find the burglars let alone the stolen property.

They would often talk about how they love "uneasy alliances" in stories. Huber in particular used the term a lot in relation to wrestling.

>Common burglars aren't going yo have their dna on record
>That and there's no dna in saliva.
school much

The only SJW fucks in easy allies is ian and kyle, everyone else doesn't care. Shane in the meantime was a cunt so im glad he got robbed

Yeah, can confirm this after my house was robbed.

they dont collect evidence anymore. when our house got broken into the cop came asked what was stolen wrote it into a notepad and said we usually never find them. ya no shit you didnt even collect any evidence. cops are only good for harassing minorities and poor people to keep them in their place.

>costal elitists somehow feel superior because they pay exorbitant amounts of money to live in cramped, polluted, overpriced, crimeridden hell holes when living out in nature is 1000x cheaper.

Can someone help me understand why people choose to live in a city?

>Motor vehicles
>Only 50% recovery rate

>These crooks were so brazen that they took the time to pack everything back into their original boxes before carting them out. They even drank the beer we had in our fridge and had the audacity to leave the empty bottles lying around
This sounds like a piss-take

Unless you're a shitty thief who's already been caught, then they're not gonna have your DNA on file. Even then there's good odds they wont bother with it.

>Locally stolen motor vehicles
>55.2%
Not fucking here anyway, that shit gets torched when they're done using it.

>red user
No, YOU have to go back

Are you literally 16?

>kyle isn't a gamergator so he's a sjw

or to have offsite backups

DNA gets kept for 10 years, all suspects in any case have their DNA and prints taken as a precaution in case more evidence surfaces. The only excepption to this is if the person is under 18 in which case their files are scrapped when they turn 18.

logic and statistics would say that anyone who has a life in burglary has a life in crim, more often than not that they would have been charged with a crime before.
idk what it is like in murica but my country 1 crime they get your fingerprints, photo, distinguishing marks and dna, I assume they do the same.
not saying that all career burglars get caught and all burglaries are committed by careers.

Sounds more like a fabrication to me.

>literally a recolor of a decade old meme calling out reddit

8gag in charge of self awareness

I'm surprised "currency, notes" are as high as 3.4%. If I found a wallet I'd go out of my way to give it back to the person but I'd take the cash for myself unless it belongs to a kid

Nigga he constantly complains about women in games, he alluded to the michael brown shooting being awful, he's SJW he just not as blatent as ian

same happened to me, they would only do something if you had a high social stature and the ability to complain if they didn't.

I thought this was some indie dev not some fucking youtubers.

the michael brown shooting was awful

Sounds like the fakest bullshit ever

Same, I was expecting some drama over a game being canceled or something, but its just some literally whos

>falling for cop propaganda
if you do commit a misdemeanor before the best they got from you is fingerprints and they wont even put a full blown investigation into that shit. they wont even go after you completely if they have your name. police are not exactly competent.

>Easy Allies are SJW vapidcunts
>SIFTD are a bunch of dickholes, fuck them

Okay so I don't keep up with this shit, but the guy who narrated over GT reviews belongs to which group again?

Also is there a mirror for GT?

Awfully entertaining maybe

>but I'd take the cash for myself unless it belongs to a kid
kids are the least likely to need it

Report and sage shitty eceleb threads you fucking underage faggots

Stop bumping this thread

Shane is a fag and this shit will become the norm as the mexicans and cartels begin moving north.

Looks about right. When my parents house was robbed years ago, they filled my dad's pickup truck with shit then stole the truck. The truck was the only thing we got back.

seriously though of all the 150ish episodes of the final bosman, there were like what, two tops that could be seen as SJW-related? if that's the degree of his social justice fervor I dont really care

youtu.be/b6Fx1TXXYi4?t=3464
SJW's so fucking stupid it hurts

It's board culture
If you don't like it you can get out

You still live with your parents, don't you?
Say hi to your mom for me

It's not about needs, it's about empathy. Kids who don't get a whole lot of pocket money would be devastated over losing 50€, adults would shrug it away and be happy they got all their shit back

This is literally only the second time I've ever heard about this siftd shit and the first was when GT was closed down.

nice cherry picking kiddo

This. Inb4 Kickstarter that raises 100,000

How dumb of a name is Siftd, honestly
cant pronounce, cant remember it, dont even know what it stands for

Processing DNA is expensive. It's only used for Murder or if the items were very valuable like Diamonds.

No its not you underage newfaggot

This is not culture, you jerk each other off about NOT VIDEOGAMES

>Ian acts retarded
>Bosman corrects him
>Ian admits he was wrong

Not that bad.

>mexicans would come all the way north to steal AV equipment and videogames guy!
I thought Sup Forums shit was a banneable offense. Just fuck off Trumpfag, you absolute retards are as bad as furries and ponyqueers

enjoy building that wall for us, Pedro

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>commit a misdemeanor before the best they got from you is fingerprints
not in my country, they get your prints, photo, tats, scars, dna.
probably do the same in murica too