Kirby absorbs you what power does he get?

Kirby absorbs you what power does he get?

Anti Socialism

Big dick

Deafness

Suicide attempt ability.

Sleep

The ability to be a worthless piece of shit.

Laziness

the power of VIRGINITY

some ability in the realm of inferior genetics

Poison.

These.

a gf

depression

The power to start many personal projects and never finish them

SPIKE

Depression

depression

real powers only

morbid obesity

Top memes guys. Keep them coming.

he obtains the power of a day job

He'd just spit me back out

social anxiety

depression is a mood, it's a synonym to sadness which is natural

diarrhea

He would be able to harness the himouto laifu force

The ability of anxiety
;_;

>herewego.exe

>being an attention whore is natural

Dude weed powers lmao

At least you'll become a star.

huh? I just mean I get sad sometimes

cutter

Garbage

the only good reply

The real answer, also vore.

Psoriasis

Alcoholism

Inb4 my earwax collection

Seizures

Verbosity and overanalytical tendency

Ulcerative colitis

Sadness in his prom night

Well, since I carry my katana with me wherever I go in my search for a worthy opponent, he would get Sword.

sadness is an anime fan on prom night.

Chronic masturbation

i laft a little

>kirby gaind a vore fetish
Oh fuck.

Help

Suicide

A-are you feda-knight?

Sleep

No he'd get autism

And if he fucking ate you he'd fucking get the power of fucking insinsativity, you fucking asshole

Hardmode: It must be a power that exists in game. Note that pic related is not an exhaustive list and excludes several powers.

Do you steal, damage property or kill persons?

A sudden desire to fuck Dedede.

crash

...

Sleep or stone.

>OP here

These replies made me fucking shit my pants

>insinsativity,

Lots of weird fetishes.

Sorry Kirby.

Depression

Fighter, Sleep or Sword

Wheel

An existential crisis fueled by the thoughts of his own mortality and the fear of never existing beyond death.

But user, Dedede is an unrealistic representation of a cartoon penguin.

That's like several factors that should contribute to not having an attraction to it.

Maybe you jest? Or are confused?

Yeah Im just joking.

lyme disease

a cross-dressing fetish.

the power to melt

he'd just be a bit more focused and mature

He'd be a dentist

is there any definitive proof that kirby is able to hear

the power to get a 4

>implying i'm special enough to be able to give a power

is that you meltman?

this one

...

i forget was that ever useful

even though nobody was useful to begin with

probably not

About kirby is a pretty good ability

I use it all the time, its my favorite.

I guess he can cum a larger amount than normal every day.
But does Kirby cum?

How can you type if your deaf?

Circus.

he turns into a fucking manchild and buys kirby merch

So Kirby would never leave his house?

only when he has to go to work