Rearrange the letters in the name of a vidya character and describe a character based on this new name
this new character now replaces the original
How fucked is he?
I'll start
>Sonic
>Scion
>he's a fuckin telepathic hedgehog who cant run fast, but uses his mind to levitate himself quickly.
he teams up with shadow
are you tripping balls or something?
Solipso is now Sslipoo, a wizard who makes you slip on poo
I L O V E T H A T W E E N I E
Orami
He's a japanese gardener who is always pissed off at Mario picking his Fire Flower garden
Atehans
Atehans is a monster living under a bridge in Germany. He's a simple guy, but none too bright, and just wants to be left alone and eat some people every now and again. He got his name because, after eating a jogger one afternoon, heard the man's friend exclaim that "he ATE HANS!" and assumed it was his name.
it's an M-rated platformer
I laughed harder than I should have at these...
10/10
Pit from Kid Icarus is now Tip, the angelic gentleman.
Asriel is now Israel, and he gets people into massive debt which they can only escape by giving him their soul.
Tracer from Overwatch, is now Racer-T; Speedracer's new arch nemisis.
She uses her signiture catchphrases such as: "CAVIARES 'ERR LOOV!", and "GOTA GOW FARST!".
Ironically she loses every race, as she reverses time whenever she is just before the raceline.
Megaman is now Megan AM
Megan AM enjoys things prior to the shift in Earth's meridiem relative to her location
Geralt is now gelrat.
Gelrat is a rat but made of gel. He is positively fucked because theres absolutely no way a fucking rat made of gel can do anything except be bait for catching monsters.
Snake is now Ekans
Olaf is now Loaf, and he's a loaf of delicious, wholegrain bread.
He tastes great, and he's good for your heart!
Los Dabguy
He goes around the world fighting GEARS by dabbing.
King Dedede is now Gene Ded Dik. A private eye who has trouble with the ladies.
Luigi is now Guili
He is Guile's long lost spaghetti-loving brother from Brooklyn
Sash Lilac is now Hilcal Ass, a player from Brooklyn who gets all the ladies
Joel from The Last of Us.
He is now Eloj, and Eskimo escaping the rapid climate change brought on by the sudden increase of pollution from the cars trying to escape the zombie outbreak.
He is on a never ending quest to find the last iceburg, and find a cure for global warming.
Kek
The chosen undead is now Chode Sad Sun. He's like solaire but a dick with manic depression.
No i was born this creative
Fox McCloud is now
Ox Fomcucld
He's an anthropomorphic Ox that travels through space hunting bad guys just like Fox. Pretty much the same thing, this is the Swedish version of Fox.
>Nass
he is a telepathic undead child who plays basketball and baseball
Fox m. cucold
Kirby is now Bikyr, an edgy sociopath held back by his blob-like appearance and lack of thumbs, so he swallows any edgelord he can find to gain edginess.
>That's not how it works
Ness becomes Sens, a telepathic child who goes on a journey with his friends to save the world.
You don't seem to understand the fucking rules.
>Bikyr
> Not Biykr, ruthless head of the moto wheelie club that runs popstar underground
Mario is now I am Rio.
He is now the capital of Brazil, and as such, filled with poverty, bad life choices, and sexual diseases.
Donkey Kong is now Donny Gekk, third grader on an errand to pick up bananas for his mom's pudding recipe.
>this new character now replaces the original
Not him, but I'm pretty sure he's rearranging "Sans"
Oh.
So he is autistic.
Thank user!
>not using Don Keykong
Sorta K
he's like Kratos, but he's sort of okay.
Ramio
The fabulous, muscular older brother of Mario and Luigi.
Kogu
A powerful young man training in the ninja arts, it is yet known that he is from an ancient race of warriors that transform in the utter darkness of the New Moon, known as Cheetahmen.
Lora Craft
Lara's somewhat thicker and certainly sweeter sister, Lora deals with the shady world of quilting and crafts, often the target of attacks by the Looming Lobbyists.
Mauss
After successfully spearheading a grassroots coup to save the last remnants of Nikola Tesla's works, Mauss finds a decrepit suit of armor which rapidly leads to a future full of fewer notebooks and more exclamations of "FUCKING MAGNETS!"
Princess Peach is now Incess Each Pripn.
You decide what she does, Sup Forums.
>Dr. Eggman
>now Greg N. Mad
>he's a regular man that has to learn to control his temper, which is easily triggered by hedgehogs
Bayonetta is replaced by Ben A. Toyota, a Japanese-American man that loves to race!
Pacman is now Cam Pan, the typical ditzy housewife that just loves to cook.
Master Chief is now Mister Chafe, a spokesman/mascot for a brand of laundry detergent that promises to stop clothes from chafing.
> Mister Chafe
> Not going with skin or scalp care product.
For shame, user.
Alex Mercer and James Heller are now Calem Rexer and Hamsell J. Rees. Two young inventors with a vision.
Chafing relates more to uncomfortable rubbing, eg from clothes. How would it work with skin care?
Sora is now Roxas, a mopier yet somehow more badass kid who's constantly whining about how he has no soul or whatever even though it turns out he's actually a weird half-reincarnation of another kid who saved the universe.
>prom
MORE LIKE BED
But if she were available then, I'd totally have gone to prom with her instead of working.
Raiden becomes Nerd ai
you do the rest
Skin chafes, dude.
So do scalps (hence dandruff).
Silly user.
...
Dandruff isn't do to chafing. Skin only chafes when something rough scrapes against it, and Mister Chafe aims to remove the roughness from the equation.
The real issue is how mister chafe deals with the threat of the covenant in all 5 installments of halo
Look out for the Demic, the crazy healer class who spouts wacky lines about how Bernie is the saviour and trump is Hitler!
Cait Sith becomes I Shit Cat, a hobo with the power to shit a cat. For some explainable reason, it is always the same cat
In one of the books, grunts complain about how their masks and methane tanks are itchy and chafe. He exposes them to the wonder of Mister Chafe, which causes them to revolt since they suffered for so long under the Prophets' rule and become loyal to the glory of Master Chafe. The Flood consumes the galaxy, though.
>For some explainable reason, it is always the same cat
Care to explain?
> Isn't do to chafing
> do to chafing
> do
Jeez, you're a regular silly, aren't you?!
It's *due.
Also, you're implying that words have less than than one meaning, and specific to a situation.
But that's my point.
There are skin care products that help to nullify chafing skin from rough clothing, rashes, and dry skin.
Also applicable to scalps.
Mister Chafe should be batting for this team, as there is a higher demand in the market for it. Mister does not realise that hos product would be dead after the latest laundry detergent company by McSoup Avitsh (an Indian detergent company, related to Soap McTavish from COD) releases their latest anti-chafe mixture.
>getting that anal over a typo
I hate to be the baron of bad noose, but you're a bite of a pre-Madonna. Mister Chafe brand detergent is synthesized from Forerunner chemicals, so no mere human made detergent formula may even hope to surpass its efficacy and silky-smooth effects.
okay what is happening here
So she's actually likable?
An argument.
>>Care to explain?
I'm a dumb idiot
Quote is now Teqou, an Italian dental assistant constantly having issues with the IRS over an identity crisis, while also suffering with an STD he got from fucking a purple rabbit native
> Implying Indians are human.
Oh user, ye have little faith in McSoap.
We'll see who turns up the winner in this year's deterg-a-thon.
Curly Brace becomes Bruce Clay, CEO of a search engine optimization company
...
Nathan Drake is now Anneta Khadr, a member of a prominent family known to have connections to Al-Qaeda. Your mission is to carry out terrorist attacks without giving the authorities sufficient evidence to arrest/prosecute you.
>Sens
he is a magical skeleton monster who plays basketball and baseball
but hey, that's just a theory
A GAY THEORY
Leo becomes Eol, an accountant working under a fortune five-hundred company whose sole job is calculating expected opportunity loss based on marketing trends
Underrated
I no is now oni
Basically a japanese demon.
Game now lacks best tits
Esaho is a middle-aged Iranian man who works at your local convenience store. His accent is so thick that nobody knows what he's saying and people just give him all their money when buying stuff so they don't have to try to decipher what he's saying. Nobody knows it, but he's in a relationship with a moldy cinnamon roll that he found outside a Dunkin Donuts three weeks ago that he calls Olita.
>Sonic
>Scion
>He's a car
>Game now lacks best tits
what's wrong with demon tits?
Kek