Army men

Why does nobody talk about these games anymore?
Inb4 they were all shit

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they were all shit

Why is the girl the only one that's not completely green?

That's dumb and those games are dumb.

Sarge's Heroes had fun multiplayer.

The first few were actually good

Didn't the last one kill off the entire cast in the most brutal way possible?

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I'd always pick the yellow guys on the beach level. The extra blending in helped.
>TFW the first one was the only game my dad and I could bond over because we played it for hours at a time once or twice a year

I dunno but i had a shitload of fun playing the n64 games.
Shit even the helicopter game was pretty fun.

There were few that were really good and should have been taken further
Army men iii hype

They were all pretty shit. Still loved them as a kid though.

because most of them are 15+ years old and no one cares anymore

I haven't played it, if I remember correctly though all of Sarge's heroes were killed and Sarge is on a revenge mission. Pretty sad really.

The amount of fucked up stuff they could get away with because everyone was plastic was crazy. Army Men RTS was literally Heart of Darkness and Sarge's Heroes (2?) and the Tan army turning blue soldiers (who were neutral spies?) into spiders against their will.

I know his feel.

I remember in army men 2 what happened if you failed that one zombie level

why is the chick not green?

Double agent playing both sides.

Anyone played this yet?

Looks like a ridiculously generic 3rd person shooter, but the levels seem kind fun

That sounds like a euphemism for a trans bisexual.

She's akin to a small barbie doll rather than an army man.

I play sarges heroes every christmas eve.

FIGHTERS AT 10 O CLOCK

CHECK HIGH

Thanks to this thread, I just ordered Air Attack 2 off Amazon.
I already own 1 and SH.

I rented it when it was new and I remember a pain in the ass level. Oh well.

rented/played a couple of them on n64. they were super fun

Air Attack 2 had a god tier Co-op campaign

This is now a games only youve played bread.

There was a huge hype thread for this game in December

>dat strafing

Threadly reminder that you can get all the games in the "War Chest" here mediafire.com/folder/jcgkk1vyc8ayc/Army_Men_War_Chest . The games are pretty hard to find usually, especially for the PC versions. These are all in .iso format.

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Fuck, thanks for reminding me of these games some of my favorite games for the N64 when I was a kid. I loved these games, even the helicopter one was fun as fuck back then.
I think I love you OP

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Is there a big image somewhere with all the army men game covers?

Did you play the ones for PC? they're pretty damn fun. Especially Army Men 2.

Grab them here if you want.

This.

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sarges heroes advance was the hardest fucking game
didnt help that it had a password system instead of being able to save your game either so i had to start from the beginning every time

I remember playing the FUCK out of these games on n64 but for the life of me I can't remember at all what they played like or what they even looked like

I vaguely remember playing one of them. Thanks for that link I'll definitely be downloading them

Holly shit thanks user

I always wanted to play this but never found a copy

jesus christ both sides were fucking sadistic

I dont remember much from this game, but i know i owned it

It's included in the War Chest here , it's pretty fun, basically like an expansion for Army Men 2.

Grab the PC versions here

its apparently included here

This one was so weird to me when I first saw it. I didn't really know it was a spin-off back then, I thought she just looked strikingly similar to Vikki. Until I played it.

There were some hit and miss games in the franchise, but I think RTS was the best one.

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This game was likely shit, but I remember enjoying it

heeyooEEEE

KING cobra

The controls were shit but I thought it was pretty fun.

Portal Runner was great, especially the multiplayer.
Vikki had a nice ass especially in the space and jungle costumes

If you haven't played the PS1 version, play it. I always replay it at least once a year, so good. The PS2 version is trash.

It's dead, check steamspy. Seems great to me I'm concept but going by the forums devs gave up on it and won't fix bugs and poor netcode.

That is some DARK shit.

I learned that blue flame is hotter than red/yellow from this game. Maybe I was just stupid

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nice work, saved.

Army Men Sarge's Heroes (N64 version because the PS1 version was garbage) was my favorite, but I also loved both Army Men Air Attack and Army Men 3D.

The PS1 version had the better soundtrack

But the graphics and controls were total shit, basically unplayable.

Tans weaponized magnifying glasses.

They had greens tied up and were melted to death while horrifically screaming.

Try the PC version then, best of both worlds. It's in the War Chest a few posts above.

Sad, they said they were going to add vehicles and a single player

kek

I had all these games cuz I loved them.

Ironically, the games inspired me to buy real plastic army men to play with. I even had an elite team like Sarge's. My sarge was one of those grenade chucking guys because they are the coolest.

My fav was Army Men RTS. It was honestly pretty casual for an RTS looking back but I Gold Medal'd every mission on hard difficulty. It unlocked a special Victory Main Menu and I was always proud of myself over that.

This shit brings me back.

Are you me? I was obsessed with the toys because of these games, had them in every shape and size. I never played Army Men RTS though but had literally every game.

You can get the old PC ones here

That sounds gay haha