Halo (5) Night

GET IN HERE BOYS.
MESSAGE THE TOP GUY THERE. OR MESSAGE StealthyTurka
LET'S GO BOIZ. HALO 5

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is this Halo 5 or MCC?

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Halo 5

IT'S TIME TO UNLEASH MY BODY PARTS AND FUCK SONIC LIKE A BUG

It's a shame halo 5 is shit. Halo 3 was the last good halo. Only scrubs who couldn't get gud disagree.

omw senpai

DUDE FUCK OFF AND COME PLAY SOME HALO GAMES WITH US

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Halo 3 is shit.

I enjoy black veiny cawk

I sucked a dick once

I only have MCC, I sold my H5 months ago. Still need to replay through the Witcher NG+ anyway.
Just because you were so shit you couldn't even get a 40 doesn't make the game bad.

yall niggers are a bunch of jive turkeys

Drink with us and play halo

Want to play infection?

Can you suck mine too?

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>movement so slow it's like molasses
>shitty ar
>non hitscan br
H5, H2, H2A, CE multi >>> H3 multi

fuckin killionaire

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My asshole is gonna be a MILLIONAIRE when you throw dem bills in it

it was a feminine penis do u have a feminine penis?

Onichan?

Yes

>>non hitscan br
That's not inherently bad, but Halo 3 had shit netcode and the BR spread like butter.

That place is full of miserable faggots

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Fuck off lemmings

I had my wife fuck me before. It was actually pretty good

>AR
Fucking scrub
>He needs sprint
I'd rather play CoD than a shitty knock off of it.
>Non hitscan BR
>He needs maximum autoaim because he can't lead his shots.
Yup you're trash.
Halo 2>Halo3>Halo Reach>Halo CE>Dog shit>Halo 4=5.
Even blops 3 is 10 times better than that embarrassing "Halo" game.

I had my wife's friend fuck her before. They let me watch. Not bad actually.

Mmmmmmmmmm pussy

THIS IS HAAAAAAAAAAAAALO

>needs sprint
CE, H2, H2A don't have sprint but have better movement than 3.
>reach above CE and 5
lol
Go away 3 babby.

It's not the lack of sprint, Halo 3 just had shitty base movement.
Figures a frogposter would offer nothing of value

"AUUUGH! N-NOOOOO! NOT LIKE THIS!!!"

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I like butts post more butts take note halofags

My chicken went from gummy worm to street light in 10 seconds. Thanks famm

shut up faggot
post more butt

When you take a slimy shit and your asshole is on fire

"F-FFFFFUCK! I JUST NEED TO REACH MY POKE BALLS! HNNNNGH! N-NOOOOO! I-(gulp) mmmmmmmmmm"

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No one is going to join because that game is shit.
CE is shit it was my first halo back on the Hueg, campaign was nothing but rehashed maps. It was fun at the time but the sequels were definitely were superior.
Halo 2 was the best game, but 3 is not even comparable to that shit game known as H5. Is it even top 5 on most played games currently?
Fucking reddit tier responses as expected from halo 5 kiddies

Open season zombie killin spree

>Halo 2 was the best game
youtube.com/watch?v=ocyYwLCDyCU

>reach above ce

Halo 3 was a shitty game with an RNG bullshit gun. Shitty netcode and spread made it absolutely fucking awful. The only good part of Halo 3 was customs, playing on any kind of competitive level was boring horseshit with a shitty BR and long 3 min weapon/power-up spawns where the gameplay was hang around your friend's ass the entire time if you want to win.

LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYY

Kissmyass.exe

This. And for customs Reach and H5 blow it away.

"Ffffuuuuck.... auuuughhhhhhhhh"

Nobody cares you nigger

It is though. I don't let my nostalgia goggles blind me.
Oh yes a shitty obscure YouTube video totally proved me wrong. I bet you can find 20 Halo 5 is shit videos for every one for 2
>RNG
Never heard that one before
Scrubs always making a million excuses because they couldn't get good.
Sure is YouTube comments in here. I'm out you faggots are embarrassing yourselfs on your on with your DOA game

now this is podracing

Just like nobody cares for your shit thread and game. Sad that I'm the only one giving you faggots (you)s.

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>16k views
>obscure
>b-but halo 5
Halo 2 was a slap in the face after the first game. A buddy of mine got the leaked French version back in the day and didn't actually believe it was really Halo 2.

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"AUUUGH FFFFUUUUCK THE THE THE MEDICINE AAAHHHUEEEEEEEE"

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I wanna see her boobs 2

Tfw no nigress fuck slut

Ah yeah just post more poke vore

16k views is nothing on YouTube. I can record a video of me sneezing and I can get that many views in a few months.
youtu.be/dK046C48Bkc
Recent video with a shit ton more views and what that I'm done bumping this pathetic reddit thread

overwatch thread

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>still deflecting to halo 5

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Video games

>Adjacentbias has joined the party

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