What is your critical quote Sup Forums?

What is your critical quote Sup Forums?

HEY EVERYONE IT'S JOE FROM JOEY'S SUPER KOOL FOOD REVIEWS

AHM BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK

ROLL OVER AND DIE ALREADY

It ain't gonna suck itself
*unzips dick*

IT'S OVER
NORMIES WILL PAY

...

THAT'S MY PURSE

HERE'S GEORGE JETSON

Words are a waste of time. Just kill them and be done with it.

BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!??!

Shit.

GREAAAAAT BANTER.

"Nat 20! Roll to confirm?"

...

I'VE NEVER TRIED THIS BEFORE

>kuzu da

BANANA SLAMMA

AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

It's just the tip

M-MASAKA

Pssh, nothin personnel kid

BOOMSHAKALAKA

Haiai!

AH
I CAN FEEL MYSELF
BECOMING
A GOD

once the big zam goes into mass production...

OUGI

Minotaur smirked

!

EX-
CALIIIIIBBBUUUUUUUUUR!!!

SAIKO NI HIGH TE YATSU DA

BOOM HEADSHOT

GRIMA AKBA

AHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!

Sleep tight.

EAT SHIT NIGGER

ROCK IT LAWN CHAIR

Hmmph, Pathetic
*teleports away*

My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards!

IT'S TIME TO STOP

I REMAIN

ITS OVER I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND

...

ORE GA TOKI WO TOMETA

...

OOOWOOHO
SUPERSONIC FIRE

SAY MY NAME

damn it /ck/.

WASTE OF FLESH

DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS FIGHT BEFORE

I cast level 1,000,000 cock of the infinite

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOASTS

your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers

>you gain brozouf

...

FOR THE EMPEROR

WITNESS ME

Crits for days!

...

>MEASURE TWICE
>CUT ONCE

But seriously, it'd be a chant during a weapon chargeup

>My hand is the sword, my mind, the will
>Sanctify this sword, destined to kill
>You trust I will use this power for all that is right
>This blinding blade, this searing light
>Bestow upon me a weapon worthy of praise
>But also with the power to raze
>This sword has driven those down the path of temptation
>I will show them no reservation
>(Lines that rhyme with weapon name here)

I fight for my friends!
Coincidentally, I'm also the character who's death is so obvious that it hardly comes as a surpise.

STOP
YOUR SELF CONTROL

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

nnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BUY
MY
FUCKING
GAME

This is the one that made me crack up. I don't know why.

OWARI DA!

Oh shit im sorry

NO, THAT'S WRONG

THIS SHOULD END THIS!

I may have gone too far in a few places

EHHH REEEHHHH

It's what I say to my friends when I sneak up on them in any game. That along with JANE HIS WIFE
I have many more but that seemed to be the one everyone loved the most

So this is the power...of the critical...

GOD, GIVE ME THE POWER TO RAPE THIS SHITTER!

SOMEBODY'S GETTING FUUUUUCKED

The image of George Jetson jumping up behind somebody with a crazed look on his face and blowing them away is a pretty potent one.