What is your critical quote Sup Forums?
What is your critical quote Sup Forums?
HEY EVERYONE IT'S JOE FROM JOEY'S SUPER KOOL FOOD REVIEWS
AHM BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK
ROLL OVER AND DIE ALREADY
It ain't gonna suck itself
*unzips dick*
IT'S OVER
NORMIES WILL PAY
...
THAT'S MY PURSE
HERE'S GEORGE JETSON
Words are a waste of time. Just kill them and be done with it.
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?!??!
Shit.
GREAAAAAT BANTER.
"Nat 20! Roll to confirm?"
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I'VE NEVER TRIED THIS BEFORE
>kuzu da
BANANA SLAMMA
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
It's just the tip
M-MASAKA
Pssh, nothin personnel kid
BOOMSHAKALAKA
Haiai!
AH
I CAN FEEL MYSELF
BECOMING
A GOD
once the big zam goes into mass production...
OUGI
Minotaur smirked
!
EX-
CALIIIIIBBBUUUUUUUUUR!!!
SAIKO NI HIGH TE YATSU DA
BOOM HEADSHOT
GRIMA AKBA
AHHHHHHH MOTHERLAND
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
Sleep tight.
EAT SHIT NIGGER
ROCK IT LAWN CHAIR
Hmmph, Pathetic
*teleports away*
My grandpa's deck has no pathetic cards!
IT'S TIME TO STOP
I REMAIN
ITS OVER I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND
...
ORE GA TOKI WO TOMETA
...
OOOWOOHO
SUPERSONIC FIRE
SAY MY NAME
damn it /ck/.
WASTE OF FLESH
DEJA VU
I'VE BEEN IN THIS FIGHT BEFORE
I cast level 1,000,000 cock of the infinite
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOASTS
your grandchildren are gonna need grandchildren lawyers
>you gain brozouf
...
FOR THE EMPEROR
WITNESS ME
Crits for days!
...
>MEASURE TWICE
>CUT ONCE
But seriously, it'd be a chant during a weapon chargeup
>My hand is the sword, my mind, the will
>Sanctify this sword, destined to kill
>You trust I will use this power for all that is right
>This blinding blade, this searing light
>Bestow upon me a weapon worthy of praise
>But also with the power to raze
>This sword has driven those down the path of temptation
>I will show them no reservation
>(Lines that rhyme with weapon name here)
I fight for my friends!
Coincidentally, I'm also the character who's death is so obvious that it hardly comes as a surpise.
STOP
YOUR SELF CONTROL
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
nnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
BUY
MY
FUCKING
GAME
This is the one that made me crack up. I don't know why.
OWARI DA!
Oh shit im sorry
NO, THAT'S WRONG
THIS SHOULD END THIS!
I may have gone too far in a few places
EHHH REEEHHHH
It's what I say to my friends when I sneak up on them in any game. That along with JANE HIS WIFE
I have many more but that seemed to be the one everyone loved the most
So this is the power...of the critical...
GOD, GIVE ME THE POWER TO RAPE THIS SHITTER!
SOMEBODY'S GETTING FUUUUUCKED
The image of George Jetson jumping up behind somebody with a crazed look on his face and blowing them away is a pretty potent one.