JRPG

>JRPG
>power of friendship doesn't work

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>Legendary equipment fated to destroy the evil Big Bad
>You are not the chosen one who it exclusively allows to use it

>point n' click adventure game
>power of friendship works

>JRPG
>The final boss isn't god

>JRPG has evil route
>You don't become god

>only the chosen one can use it
>there are several possible chosen ones, becoming the actual chosen one is just a matter of fulfilling certain conditions as described in legend

>JRPG
>get most powerful armour/weapons end-game
>no secret dungeons containing the truly most powerful gear

>An Ancient Evil hasn't awoken.

>The final boss is Satan

>Legendary equipment fated to destroy the evil Big Bad
>most of the weapons in the game are better

>JRPG
>your home town doesn't get destroyed
>they get annoyed at how you don't spend any time with them any more even though you were saving the world

>JRPG
>final boss is god
>he's an asshole

>JRPG has crafting system
>Most powerful equipment is just laying around in treasure chests in the final dungeon

>an ancient evil is named Larry

>Ancient legendary sword created to defeat the ultimate evil
>Immediately breaks because it's an ancient piece of shit

Fucking Fire Emblem

>JRPG
>You side with the antihero
>Villain kills your family
>Twice
>Villain kills antihero
>You never fight the villain
>The main protagonist aligns with the villain

>JRPG
>After a long quest that's a part of the storyline obtain a weapon that's said to be able to challenge the Gods
>It has shit stats and the merchant in the next town over sells a much better weapon
Then what was the fucking point!!!!
Fucking Final Fantasy XII what was the fucking point of spending all that time hyping up this weapon in the story only to have it be a greatsword that is explained to be so powerful that it's the only weapon that can pierce through one of the strongest magic compounds the Gods have ever created only for it to have a fucking attack power of 30 when the merchant back in town sells a fucking dagger with 32 attack power

I still like this installment in the series however this just really rustles my jimmies and is a load of bullshit

>Someone spent his entire life searching for and obtaining a single piece of the Legendary Equipment set
>You find the remaining pieces and complete the set in a matter of days or weeks

>JRPG
>God of hell brings you back to life and makes sure you live a good life so you don't end up back in hell.
Good guy, Satan.

>JRPG
>cliche, boring power of friendship defeats the final boss

What the hell is this game?

>JRPG
>cliche, boring power of friendship doesn't beat the boss, you are forced to sacrifice self to seal the boss away instead of killing it

>Farm for 4 Deathbringers
>Zodiac Spear
>IZJS HD Director's Cut Never Ever

Square Enix is dead

bkub is shit

see

I will never not be mad

if you wanted more bkub you could have just asked

>JRPG
>Mere mortal villain falls ass-backwards into omnipotence
>In fact, the only way anyone could possibly obtain these god-powers for himself is by doing bad stuff and having no regard for the value of life

Final boss is God, with Satan fighting alongside you

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are you me

>Find and master all the macguffin power ups of destiny
>Become death incarnate
>Bad guys steal them away and use them to kick the shit out of you

>JRPG
>you have to lose the final boss fight on purpose in order to get the good ending.

>JRPG
>the power of being alone allows you to reject God
another God rejected

>JRPG
>the final boss is God
>shoot him to death

Fuck why the hell did you have to remind me
Garet and Mia never got together even though they were like peanut butter and jelly

one of my early vidya ships that never sailed

>being a loner
>not fighting to bring an end to god's tyranny

>JRPG
>Enemy needs all the macguffins to rule the world
>At some point, you obtain one
>You don't destroy it or bury it 20 miles beneath the surface of the moon or some shit like that
>You give it to the villain in some hostage situation

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>JRPG
>doesn't have one

>not fighting to restore balance

>JRPG
>You have your back to the wall
>You have to survive the fall from grace

>JRPG
>You literally eat the god who determines what happens to people after they die and make his power your own
>You also murdered everyone on the planet and the next one over

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what about bomber grape?