You're playing video games when suddenly, someone rings your doorbell

>you're playing video games when suddenly, someone rings your doorbell
>you see through your door
>see this
What do?

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Look behind them to see if they have girl scout cookies

Thank the lord for replacing the two daughters I lost in the fire.

Show them a geiger counter

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>open door
>yell FUCKING CHINKS GET OFF MY DOORSTEP
>shitpost on Sup Forums

Do I even want to know what this is from?

some deep web shit, my friend. If you are brave or dumb enough, proceed with caution. There is a watermark link that will guide you

Rub my eyes because the world looks like it was hit with a Gaussian Blur.

Be glad I never actually left Japan and that whole flight back was a dream.

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Invite them in and proceed to have non stop sex with them until they have daughters that I can continue to fuck in an endless hedonistic paradise.

That's the answer you were looking for, right OP? We can delete this thread now?

>he doesn't rub vaseline on his eyeballs to cover up jaggies

>sup

Tell them I don't want any fortune cookies
Go back to slamming a large pepperoni and a Pepsi max

YOOOO You got any of them dank peanut butter cookies?

Ask them if I have to pay double from now on for getting my apartment cleaned

I guffawed

Do a 360 then walk away.

I thought traveling to Japan would heal up my yellow fever but it was pretty much the opposite.

Das it mane

Tagalongs
HNNNNNG

I don't need any more Wangs in my house, thank you very much.

Seriously bro, especially those late night Shinjuku and Harajuku girls. Lawd.

they look like realdolls, especially the one on the right

Are those chinawoman real? Or they are just dolls?

>9fag

Deport them.
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>you can order these online
What glorious times.

Pray this is just like my Japanese anime and invite them inside.

Good man.

tell them to check my 4

Your 4 inches?

>that doujin

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fucking asshole DELETE THIS

That one was great until the prolapse

Savage

Head pats

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More like your 2 inches
This is just a pathetic attempt at a get, laugh as I get one off from it and move along please

Make them eat some eggs.

Looks like you were only half right.

cuatro carlos reporting in

Nice 2 faggot.

why is mercy chaika

Witnessed.

7

9 decided what I watch on Netflix

Fukken Burn

Where can I find you usually, man? /jrpgg/ is dead. I am a long-timer too, been here since 2007.

Two boxes of thin mints please

Malcolm in the Middle

Trailer Park Boys.

Madoka Magica

Stranger by the Lake