SGDQ 2016

Who else is looking forward to SGDQ? Which runs are you wanting to see the most?

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got my fill from nasa. as terrible as it was, i know it was far better than sgdq will be.

bad for not taking proper care of your teeth you fuck

I'm looking forward to seeing if it manages to be even more awful than last year, which it probably will.
It's a shame that Narcissist doesn't go to the GDQs anymore, it would be the best train wreck of all.

Why is he so fucking ugly? Do you think he regrets pretending to be a girl?

Once youve seen a game run thats pretty much it. Routes arent going to change drastically

>pretending
He's doing a horrible fucking job at it.

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When's it happening? I want to donate during one of Narcissa's streams to piss off someone that I hate.

the pretending doesn't happen until you lose the sausage and beans

pic related, one of Cosmo's enablers from twitter.

Cyberdemons run was amazing
Mostly because how hard the chat was triggered by his irl shitposting

"She" might not have money for corrective surgery/braces. Considering "her" bragging of paying the rent with Smash money, something tells me "she" doesn't have a lot of money to begin with

another one

Cosmo, it's time to come home... Stop listening to these people.

half the time i couldn't tell what anyone was saying, and drunk retards ruined multiple runs

there has to be a middle ground

it was either too quiet, shitty game, shitty quality, or all of the above. At least they were willing to allow the potential for memes.

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here are some excellent runs, also with very low amounts of donations

>watching other people play video games

Dumb, no thanks.

looking forward to their newest edition, suicide 100% clear

cosmo has been prepping for a while now

get hoyp

Reminder

HOYEEEP

can't be any worse than reading shitposts about video games from anonymous people.

Wow!

It's like they were separated from birth.

Did Capcom create this to reflect what the actual gaming community looks like? Very progressive.

i wanna see the mis-edventures and serious sam the random encounter

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Something about that picture of them in the car disturbs me. You just know they aren't working out.

>Who else is looking forward to SGDQ?
Yes
>Which runs are you wanting to see the most?
I really don't give a shit about the video games, that's not what you watch SGDQ

I want to see me run my fist into Cosmo's face

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What is this picture? Looks like Frampt tried to have a kid with a human.

It was funny how he got triggered by the new Doom and Brutal Doom so hard, he had to announce it to everyone.

"hey cos... I mean nar... ehh here's 40 dollars to kill the animals"

Reminder that he got feminized by drinking a soy based food replacement being memevertized around youtube. If you're a man drinking this shit you might as well take birth control pills.

Looks familiar.

I hope the new DOOM gets a time slot at SGDQ

They have the World Record down to almost an hour by now

Is stiv going to be there. Cuz I'll watch any of his runs...

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Why does he feel the need to tell people this on Twitter.

>Drink this from time to time to help lose weight
>No feminine urges whatsoever
?????????????????????????

Is their a full version of that drawing?
I need that for my Steam profile

He was drinking it every day as a replacement for actual food.

Can't pay for both hormones AND teeth treatment.

Oh, that's retarded. Anyone would go a bit off in the head after drinking that tasteless slurry.

Jesus christ with that amount of protein you might as well chop your balls off and go 100% vegan..
If you are trying to lose weight eat normal healthy food like chicken, you weak willed fatfuck beta

*nothing but that tasteless slurry

With the money he 'was' making, yes he could.

i only drank it once but when i did i washed and folded clothes, cooked dinner and cleaned the house

i was gonna do that stuff anyway but it's still pretty suspicious

will it help me become a little girl??

he had a huge breakdown regretting it and told him tranny enablers he doesn't "feel" like narcissa and is just addicted to the negative attention and has ruined his life, they hardly payed any attention. chat log is saved but I don't have it on this laptop

>Eating chicken, which tastes good, is indicative of strong willpower
>Drinking soylent, which tastes like very earthy milk, isn't

Wut

Soy has a lot of estrogen in it, so it can cause a hormonal upset if you eat a lot of it every day for a long time.
You should be fine, unless you aren't.

Shit, maybe I should drink it more often, my room's a disaster

Well, I wouldn't say I'm fine but I'm not feeling the urge to chop off ol frank.

I'd really prefer for you to be queit right now

C U C K E D

menshealth.com/nutrition/soys-negative-effects
For your dick's sake, DON'T GO OVERBOARD.

Ho ho, who's this little lady?

Welp, good thing I only use it to replace one or two meals a week and I use lactose free milk instead of soy

Chicken is 1/5 of the calories for the same amount of protein as that liquid scam shit. People always complain about 'but but chicken gets so blaaand and booring :((('
That's why they are weak willed faggots looking for the easy way out.
Fucking whiny fatties are the scum of the earth.

That's some fine young ladies

yes they are very beautiful and brave beep boop

Because he's a tranny, his twitter is one huge hugbox where people tell you everything is fine and never criticizes you. This means no one ever tells him ''This shit's kinda weird to tweet about, no one wants to hear about that''.

So he has no fucking clue what's actually appropriate to tweet about and what it's meant for.

>Bland and boring
>Easy way out
>When soylent tastes like hot garbage
wut

Cut that shit out you fucking retard. Don't waste money on that absolute crap. Even 'the powdered jew' that is whey protein is better and healthier than that meme 'future food'
It's a dumb fucking fad and you are buying it, hook line and sinker.

It was fun writing smut about him and the other runners, too. Not getting instantly banned in chat for anything slightly politically correct was a breath of fresh air for me.

I ordered like one package of it my dude.

Yes, but only if you drink it every day. You can finally become your perfect anime loli waifu. Order a full year's supply and get a 20% discount when you use my channel's name as a coupon code!

He's an attention whore.

>soylent
>not bland and boring

Gee I sure can't wait until all of my teeth fall out and my dick breaks for all that yummy gray FLAVOR.

Chicken is fucking delicious and there's literally thousands of different ways to prepare and cook it. Anyone who thinks chicken is bland simply does not know how to cook.

Not him but why. Why would you do that.

I'd understand if it was cheap, but it fucking isn't.

It was on sale and I was curious

So what is the point of drinking this garbage? Is it to lose weight? I'm no nutritionist but based on the info on the side, why not just eat food that isn't burgers?

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE

get the fuck out of here

>Anyone who thinks chicken is bland simply does not know how to cook.
Or they just buy breast meat. Thighs are where all the flavour is

That's not too bad then. But seriously, 300 grams of chicken (dice it, boil it, cook it, whatever you want) and steam a shitton of broccoli and cauliflower, spice it how you want it and finish it off with either a bit of salsa or sweet and sour. Less calories than one serving of that crap and over 3x the amount of protein.

>300 grams of chicken

please speak american

>I base my good's nutritional value solely on how it tastes
you're a fucking retard, dude

No, he has said he reads all the negative comments and shit and gets a lot, he just gets off to it. He is insane, he says he knows they are right but claims he is so arrogant he gets off by fantasizing he is superior and they don't understand and shit. He's an attention whore and needs the hate to fuel his doubts but thinks he can't go back.

Missed the point friendino

Daily reminder that Narcissa is lurking this thread right now.

300 fucking grams of that chicken shit with a fucking shitton of broccoli or whatever

I usually only like thighs in teriyaki.

My preferred way of preparing chicken is either filipino adobo or chicken and dumplings.

that's about 1 nigger dick worth of chicken for you americans

Im a different user and im not defending soylent, but you're completely misunderstanding the point of it. It's not for weightloss or MUH GAINS, it's just a regular meal replacer. It's gimmick was that it provided all essential minerals and vitamins whilw filling out daily calories for the day while being inexpensive, but it seems to have forgotten that and is just calories now.

About one 12 pack of mcnuggies.

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>300 fucking grams

>speedrunning
>"look at me I can finish a game really fast"

What's the fucking point?

How is it impressive in any way?
They usually just glitch through half the game in a specific way that they have done 400,000,000,000 times already, or rely on RNG and then just restart the game if it takes too long.

At least do something that takes any level of skill, like beat a new game you've never played before on the hardest difficulty or something like that.

IMH0 it's just cringy socially awkward guys measuring their austism boners. The fucking VGAs are more fun to watch honestly.

Why are you letting another person's lifestyle affect you so?

Hi cosmo

American measurement is seriously the dumbest shit for food that you could ever think of.
"A cup of.." Well, you could cram a ton more of whatever ingredient into 'a cup' and it still looks like ONE cup. It could differ between a fuckton each time. Measuring it gram is the absolute objectively best way to measure food.
Oz isn't too bad I guess.

The internet was a mistake.

This is what The Patriots were trying to suppress in MGS

jej

cool

God complex brought on by heavy drug use.

Neither of their smiles make it up to the eyes.

is eating a bag of this 3-4 times a week too much

you bulkin brah?

>speedrunning related thread
>its another cosmo general

Official thread theme.
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3-4 times isn't enough