I'd like her to drink my whiskey if you know what I mean

I'd like her to drink my whiskey if you know what I mean

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Cuck

So you want her to drink your piss?

>Not giving her to the Van Graff

I don't know what you mean.

Caravan of two now

yes

>Can't even waifu her ingame

The one thing I dislike about her

i'd like you to kys, if you know what i mean.

>tfw didn't get herpes from Cass
feels good man

disgusting fetish user
still not worse than feet fetishists though so you're good

There was a cut quest about getting drunk with her and waking up the next morning married to her, with the king presiding the ceremony, in a Las Vegas shotgun wedding.

>companions

I'd yingle her hangely.

she could jingle my jangle

That's fine, I'd do the same.

please tell me there is a mod to restore that
i dont even like Cass i just want to shit my self laughing at the absurdity of it

>pick her up with Evil Karma
>she's the only companion that gives a shit about Karma
>try to talk to her three different times one after the other
>she leaves the Mojave forever minutes after joining me

Considering the reaction from Cass when a female courier implies they like women, I really wish that were in the game.

Why user, don't you want her to ride your dick?

It was never made so you can't restore it

god no

I'd get her drunk and fuck her in the ass out back in the alley but that's about it

>tfw she will never heal you then suck you dry after

you will never get sucked dry by even the whalest of tumblr whales.

I felt bad for letting those guns smugglers kill her because I wasn't strong enough to kill them..

Looting the place afterwards feels incredibly satisfying though

ACTUAL best girl here. And you can actually have sex with this one.

What mod for the dress?

These are very clearly both men

What is it with fallout faces?
They're completely devoid of humanity.

It took until 4 to make them seem realistic, but its still just a plastic mold.

You are clearly a humongous faggot.

ED-E is a pretty decent companion in my opinion, and the only vanilla one I really need.

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Can you survive with a shitty build in this game or minmaxing is a must?

>look up Cass on Fallout wiki for some quotes
>find out she belongs to a faction called 'DontTazeMeBroFaction'
>this faction is meant to keep the Securitrons from shooting her when entering the Strip

This fucking engine.

>get companion
>he kills everything and auto pilot the game for me

No thanks. I'm solo.

It's best not to spread yourself too thin and specialize in one or two combat styles but you can beat the game without even having to kill a single enemy

It's just Naughty Nightwear you can buy from Mick

But you do need a mod to make her wear it because it has no DT

>Securitron Gate Guards have a unique faction check to stop them shooting people who can enter the Strip

Seems about right, pretty much every NPC works the same way

>surviving a cazador attack
artist clearly never played the game

says the trapfag lmao

>doesn't keep Antivenom handy
>doesn't make Snakebite Tourniquets
>doesn't make Datura Antivenom
>doesn't just man through it with food or stimpaks

It's companions who die en masse to cazadors, player characters will be just fine unless they take the roulette-run from Goodsprings to Vegas.

>makes Cowboy in FallOut 3
>made he a alcoholic
>"hey, care to buy my whisky?"
>headshots him with pistol
>takes everything alcohol related

If you give companions the DLC poison cures instead of regular Antivenom they'll usually use it

>companion gets in doorway
>Death
>reloads save
>kills companion

Really? Fuck, user, thanks - I just presumed that since they ignored regular antivenom, I just had to keep them alive by mad shooting.
That really helps.

You might want to load a save and test it to make sure they're actually doing it

And keep an eye on supply, Tourniquets and Datura AV take a bit of effort to make and if they keep getting stung they'll blow through the whole lot in seconds

>tfw you'll never be Long Dick Johnson who had a big dick hence the name

just use the console to equip it on her

I made her wear a nice summer dress because I knew she hated it

>wanting a big dick
don't get this meme desu

I got an average sized penis, I'm happy with it and the missus is happy with it. If it were bigger I would've been poking her ovaries with it and I can't imagine that to be particularly enjoyable.

Stop taking Boone then.

>Tfw the quest where you and Cass get shitfaced in Vegas and wake up to find yourselves married, by the King no less, was fucking cut

come on avellone step your game the fuck UP

Yeah, I'll try it out first. Thanks.

I'll probably just leave a couple in their inventories for fights, but at least now I can make them use an antidote if I need to heal them rather than having them insta-killed by the stimpack bug.

The mere idea that someone is capable of making a halfway decent playable video game with Gamebryo is just fucking bizarre.

I've never heard of such a poorly designed piece of shit engine.

>Avellone
>romance of any kind

I just wanted the cool nickname ya dingus

No that would be SJWyer who is too busy pandering to the forums and balancing damage at a compulsive level.

>All are homosexual or just doesn't want to stay with you

BRAVO

At least I could fuck whores and the red whore.

Then get a talent

Gamebryo isn't a particular bad engine. It was just never meant for something like Fallout 3

Plenty of other games use it and they're not widely regarded as buggy pieces of shit

>BRAVO
Same thing with the original Fallout gamess. 2 had a shotgun wedding which was your only real chance to get romantically involved with a companion. 3 just had to add the mall goth but even then you get friendzoned before you leave the Vault.

What are you on about?

>tfw KotOR II has the best waifu party but no romance

You're an idiot.

>[Lady Killer] You flirting with me?
>nah fuck off cun
>[Cherchez La Femme] I fuck ladies
>I do too when I'm drunk (also I'm an alcoholic so that's quite often)

I think she just had trouble coming out

mmm Mira. Why is it that spitfire redheads make the best waifus?

>not making John marston

>not making john "long dong" marston