Plenty of old men characters in Overwatch (Hanzo, 76, Reinhardt)

>Plenty of old men characters in Overwatch (Hanzo, 76, Reinhardt)
>Not a single old woman character (Mercy doesn't count because she looks 25)

Why the double standard?

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Women age like shit.

>(Mercy doesn't count because she looks 25)
She looks fucking 16

>old but looks young
>doesn't count

>76, Reinhardt
both masked
>hanzo
looks 30 at max

Why would you want to play as an old woman?

Sex sells faggot

Pretty much the only reason to play the game is wafus

If you wanted good gameplay there are literally dozens of better shooters and a handful of classbased shooters better than overwatch

Mei is 38

>hanzo
>looks old
U wot

>b-but not this one, she doesn't look old

way to move the goal post there bud

>tons of cute girls
>not a single cute boy (Genji is masked)
Why the double standard?

and both are cyborgs/ robots.

I bet if they made a female Cyborg and age her 77 OP will still fucking complain cause she's still waifu material.

You can unmask Genji though

Uh Reinhardt just wears armor

Overwatch reuses WOW models, no one complains.

Does lucio count

I mean it's already surprising they introduced some non-standard body types like Mei and Zarya and non-standard nationalities like indian and egyptian
For grannies you'll have to wait a bit more untile they have released at least other 5-6 conventionally attractive female characters

Who needs old women when young is the best? (winkyface)

>No old maori/samoan auntie with a jandal screaming FUCK YOU KIDS!
why even live

>implying Babbaya, Zenyatta's juju wielding waifu won't be a character in the game

You know, I just made this up but I approve

>>> Utter complete trash user wrote I shall translate the faggots rose-tinted glasses.

I mean it's already surprising they introduced some non-standard body types like REUSED FEMALE PANDA MODEL FROM WOW and REUSED FEMALE ORC MODEL FROM WOW and non-standard nationalities like indian and egyptians, which exists for in every single super hero team ever.

For grannies (meaning people who look over the age of 30 and not fit which would you expect to be trained as a superhero) you'll have to wait a bit more until they have released at least other 5-6 conventionally attractive female characters, cause you all want a female Pudge which Blizzard is pissed off that STEAM can use without an altercation.

He's probably the closest right now but Overwatch needs more trap potential

as if

mens' standards are just incredibly ageist

Because grandpas are cool while grandmas aren't

At first I was like, how could any enemy team be so bad?
Then I realized it was on console.

I don't think you even know what double standard means. Even then why give a shit.

Women are more ageist than men. Women always hide their age and treat it shamefully. Men don't give a fuck.

Men don't care about women's age? Interesting.

Women only do this because it's demanded of them by men.

Hanzo is the same age as mercy.

>some people are less cyborg because i said so meme

m8 there is no fucking way that Reinhardts head fits in his default helmet, he's full robot

mei is 31 :3c

default genji looks nothing like young genji under his mask though, his face is all messed up

name a dozen

I think you're missing the point entirely mate

>Gets back pain in emotes
>Is a cyborg

How?

...

Hanzo identifies as a woman
He hates Genji because Genji calls her "brother" still

fair point, forgot about that... its an asspull but then id guess he's like genji, limbs and majority of torso is cyborg but some organs are his own.

though the back pain emote could just be for lulz because he's old

shit does trigger me how people say shit like symettra is wearing a glove and doesnt have a cyborg arm or how pharahs limbs arent cybrog even though she has robot joints and shoots rockets out of her joints

There's literally official comic books that show him without the suit. Stop asspulling.
comic.playoverwatch.com/en-us/reinhardt-dragon-slayer

well im being autistic then and saying blizzard messed up and made his helmet too small

You're actually right on that one. I just overlayed his helmetless skin over a helmeted one and the helmet would compress his head.

>someone took the time to make this
neat!

...

BREAKING NEWS: old women aren't good in combat

With old men you can play the grizzled old "seen some shit" warrior angle but nobody can take an old woman seriously in combat. I have a cool idea though
>hulking death killbot character
>everyone thinks its this mysterious deadly robot mercenary
>it's actually piloted by an old lady who had it fused with her in some mad science experiment decades ago

this would take literally less than a minute in Photoshop

yeah but its not like user had to do it, which i apreciate

because women age like shit

VOLUPTUOUS

They already did that with evolve

>m8 there is no fucking way that Reinhardts head fits in his default helmet, he's full robot
I bet you also think that Pharah is an amputee, and that everyone in this cartoon superhero game needs to have perfectly realistic proportions.

>women aren't good in combat

fixed

Because old men are hot and top tier husbandos, while old women are usually not

it's because he was supposed to be bigger but they had to size him down to make him reasonably fit through doorways in the actual game. he was probably huge in the original game, Titan, but then that shit couldn't fly in Overwatch

MERCY ISN'T FUCKING OLD!!

SHE'S ONLY THIRTYSEVEN

that's thirty years too old for the average Sup Forums poster

>Reinhardt
>not cute

Having a giant German teddy bear/lion sounds fucking sick.

Tom Cruise is based

every time ive told a woman that they dont need to wear make up and would benefit from not using it, they always make some excuse about how men set all these standards.

then i tell them im a man and i think makeup just hides true appearanace and it turns into "well I WANT to wear makeup it makes me pretty"

She was 34 when they revealed overwatch. It was changed to 37 just shortly before release.

kek

Mercy is the sexiest bitch in overwatch and any other answer is W R O N G

Amen brother.

>love mercy
>got Imp skin at like lvl 3
Fuck this gay skin, it completely ruins her pure aryan christian demeanor. Why would I want to make her some hot topic slut?
>inb4 corruption fags

CANT BRUISE THE CRUISE

I need Xmas Cake Mercy comics.

>not wanting to play as a fat old witch who rides on a broom and can turn enemies into chickens

Tracers face when she will eventually see every single one of her friends die of old age besides maybe genji depending if his cyborg enhancements make him biologically immortal and reyes if he ever gets a redemption story short/turns out talon got to him like they did with widowmaker and planted thoughts into his head causing the fallout with morrison cause blizzard loves rehashing MUH CORRUPTION.

The Amber skin is only 250 jewcredits.

Men age like wine, while women age like milk.

Lord have mercy

tom cruise would be pretty cool if it weren't for scientology

I REALLY don't understand the SJW reception to this game. It's pretty much your average super hero sex women with sex appeal out the ass shit, but suddendly the Grand Cuck anthony burch and the thing from the swamp brianna wu think this is perfectly fine and even exemplary

I seriously believe this is a blizzard thing. Blizzard drones are so fucking braindead a bad class based shooter with asses for days gets acclaimed as a novel concept and a model of diversity.

white women age like shit*

Botox is one hell of a drug

>Men
>aging

more like dead before they reach the milk phase of old.

>men prime age 28-50

>women prime age 14-22

gee i wonder

Yes, people are totally overblowing muh sjws.
>trying to force blacks and gays and trannies into a medieval european RPG or something similar
terrible and inexcusable
>game about heroes and mercenaries from around the world has a diverse cast
completely reasonable especially considering that almost everyone is attractive as fuck. The only SJW thing in Overwatch is Zarya.

Isn't Mei in her 40's or something? She got cryogenically frozen.

yes
its literally "okay when blizzard does it"

care to prove yourself?

i don't know a single wrinkly race that's attractive.

Pandaren Mei skin when??

>implying any of these actors are really scientologists
I can guarantee you the church of scientology somehow gets some deep dirt on these actors or blackmails them in some form to endorse the "church" and donate lodsamone.

>76
>Not cute

Night Ops skin, nigga

Tom is pretty crazy for it, so i doubt it's because of blackmail.

Zarya is already one of the least used characters because of her looks and she's not even old.

An old unattractive woman would never be used unless she's super overpowered.

How is Zarya SJW in any way
She's openly a fucking racist

Kinda agree here user,blizzard have only one job

They could make another character totally covered and have only one skin that shows the face like Reaper.

her hairstyle and body mostly

>Hating homicidal robots

>Racist

Wew lad, I bet you take your jacket off and lay it ontop of a puddle before stepping on it because it could hurt the puddles feelings.

She's listed as being 31, but it's unclear as to whether or not she's physically in her 20s and that takes into account her years trapped in cryogenic suspension, or that she was 31 when she was frozen (I keep seeing people say it was a decade, but officially the time she was there hasn't been stated). A few people have asked the OW twitter about it and they've tiptoed around it, so presumably it's intentionally ambiguous (Or they're saving it for a origin comic or the second season of those animated shorts).

>the russian is an ebil raciss
BRAVO BLIZZARD

>Treating human killing robots as equals

both of those characters have skins that take off their masks, dipshit.

That's retarded but I don't expect anything more from cry-wolf GGers honestly

>hating another sentient species entirely because of one war that happened 30 years ago
>racist

Yes that actually qualifies, I'm sorry about your brain damage

>caring about the lore age of the character in a quirky moba game
>caring about the lore of a character in a quirky moba game
>caring about the lore of a quirky moba game
>caring about a quirky moba game
>caring about a moba game

the train of autism away

It's an fps and shares literally only a single mechanic with mobas

It is not a moba

this is like calling Call of Duty an "rpg" because it has levels and unlocks

Basically you have to be a literal fucking retard not to get it

Imp even makes her tits and ass smaller, what the fuck

I guess it's racist too if I hate my toaster then

They were literally made by humans, if they don't like it they can just shut down so we can reset them