Would you pick left or right?

Would you pick left or right?

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me on the right

right one is too fat
left one is too hairy

eh
throw a coin

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Right. But only cause those hips are begging to get impregnated. I'd love to pick left too, if I could.

>right one is too fat

low test post

itty bitty kitty titty is the only choice

left for fuckbuddy, right for marrying

Good choice

>being bald

Is left offering right money for some time in bed with her?

Left

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Left or right?

Considering it's khajit they're probably distracting them with some sort of talk while stealing the coin sack.

Im not attracted to thick or cats so you really got me in a pickle here.

I guess right because fur is gross

Whichever one gets the update out faster

left. right exists in real life

left

>right one is too fat
Nigga, what the actual fuck?

Normally I agree when fatties like mei is posted but you can't be more wrong here.

If you don't pick left you're a queer.

Wide hips actually dont imply your offspring will be healthier or that your mate will be able to give you a child. It's a broscience thing.

For some, it's a rationalization of how they can get away with saying they like heavier-set women either because they're settling for larger women OR they are a sexual deviant and prefer heavier women.

The human mind is incredible.

right is literally a perfect blonde hair blue eyed aryan

Me on the left

>It's a broscience thing.

It's older than science. Hell, look at literally any fertility idol, it's older than dirt.

Too fat. True Aryans have strong sharp features.

>one on the right is fat/thick

this should get you rock hard then

its not about being more fertile, wide set hips make for an easier birthing thusly less birthing complications, which isnt the biggest problem these days what with science and shit.

this is my fetish

Get a load of this fridge

What was considered attractive thousands of years ago has no bearing on today other than people saying

>look at what people used to like

You need to consider the milieu, here and now. Societally, thick attraction is sexual deviancy now. What you do when you try to justify it, is rationalization.

There's nothing wrong with liking thick. Hey it might even become the norm if enough people are like you too.

Right one is borderline thick
Not fat though and definitely not too fat

>Societally, thick attraction is sexual deviancy now

This is some very magical thinking on you part.

I like fit cardiobunnies

>Thickfags are now more obnoxious than furfags
Wow.

here's a (you)

I don't think she's fat, stop bullying her or else

Left, please

human, I'm not furfag

I'm surprised at the lack of blood.

When was the last time you saw a heavier woman in any media that wasnt done in irony or for comedic relief?

You have to be pretty daft if you think thin isnt the pervasive ideal.

i will give you that thick is making strides thanks to people like nicki minaj and kardashian

The only correct answer is both.

>not crying
most kids would get hysterical, I'm impressed

Right because furshit is degenerate as fuck.

If only left was a little fluffier/thicker

thin is PRESENTED as the ideal by the media. most guys i know irl prefer girls with some meat on them. the ones who are only attracted to what society tells them is attractive are some of the biggest toolbags i know. it might have something to do with the stigma attached to being even slightly chubby, so guys might fear the shame of dating a thick girl.

You don't socialize much huh
Not that there's anything wrong with that

My friends are mostly nogf, dating fit girls or settling for thick because desperate. Fortunately the thick ones try extra hard so there's that.

Depends, which ones has a dick?

>settling for thick

You're confusing thick for fat.

...

nicki minaj and kim k were fine before they got ass/hip implants. The modern versions are ruining 'thick'.

Beyonce still got it tho

Shit, will they grow back?

You guys are crazy

Your rationalization for thick is that in your circle of friends, they like thick? That's purely anecdotal.

Thin, classy WASPs are still what people want or think they can never have

Noone is thinking

>damn ill never get a thick girl :(

No. Hair never grows back. I'm sorry.

>Thin, classy WASPs are still what people want

Literally no one likes WASPs.
Literally not a single person, not even other WASPs.

>being bald is about test level not shit genetics

I'm sure some are thinking it, though I'd be hard pressed to find someone saying the opposite as well

left, but not kissing her mouth

THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

gay
that is correct

oddly enough the person who goes around accusing others of being crazy is usually the crazy one.

either way, there is no right answer here. it's all subjective and doesn't fucking matter. you go on having your shit taste, i'll go on having mine.

Choices aside, can we all agree that anyone who would reject left is gay?

>b-but I'm not a furry
"Furry" is a meme. Memes are not a valid defense.

Hi, /tg/. How're you today?

Angry. Angry about ELVES.

>Elder Scrolls
>/tg/

u w0t m8

I'm going to fuck every mythological monster (female) in the world

That's the spirit.

Oh, it's TES fanart? I've never played those.

Tenderly, I hope.

Right. Got the bigger tiddies, got dem hips.

Would totally let the left one get in on a threeway though.

>i'm not a furry because I say so
>i'm insecure about my sexuality s-someone tell me that I'm not a freak
>my parents didn't have furries back when they were young, they wouldn't understand!

Good, leave the males to me.

Why is Venom Snake being molested by a cat?

M-my left/right or your L/R?

She wants his Diamond Dog

>you now realize her tail starts on her right butt cheek instead of above her anus, like it would be normal for a catgirl or anthromorphic cat girl

Thicker would make left perfect.

It depends. If you pull any hair out you run the risk of damaging the hair follicles. Damaged follicles= no regrowth

why would you pick boring human when magic girl cat exists now?

>Would you pick left or right?

this physically hurts to watch

>perfectly healthy and well proportioned woman
>fat
You should kill yourself

Neither, where my boi Espeon at?

both

ebin

>perfectly healthy and well proportioned woman

This is less a question about sexual preference and more one about morality.
Although the blonde woman is very attractive and is likely prime breeding material, she isn't alone in that regard. There are lots of beautiful big breasted blonde women in the world. Many men have fucked them and I'm sure they enjoyed it. She is a selfish option because she is more likely to satisfy your sexual needs as a fellow human.
The cat however is one of a kind. No human being male or female has ever had sex with a blue anthropomorphic cat woman before. It is an experience that humanity as a collective is missing. If you selfishly pass up this opportunity you will not only never experience it for yourself, but the entirely of humanity will be less traveled as a result.

The correct choice is the cat. Live as an individual, ambition as a collective. Fucking that cat is what is best for humanity.

No you're just a low test faggot and you should kill yourself

that image describes you justly

Wisdom.

What is wrong about the woman in OP?

these are drawings.
are you some kind of degenerate who lusts after 2d drawn women

leave the internet and don't come back

Where do you think we are?

the fat.

keep being naive, you dumb asshole.

Big, meaty High elves are where it's at.

PUFFY

keep posting anorexic skeletons fatboy

How old are you guys?

Im 25 and regularly hit up college town bars because the 25 year old girls are all thick and saggy

Is it like you want to appear more mature for liking thick women? Because it's the complete opposite as you get older