Oh no...

Oh no, Sup Forums! A Chaos Marine has stolen your childhood friend that might like you romantically! Only the last video game character you played as can save her!
How fucked are you, Sup Forums?

Joke's on you, I didn't have any friends.

I wasn't friends with any fat girls.

He can keep her.

Just wait till his lieutenant or Sorcerer backstab him.

He can keep her.

>Nikandreos
Maybe if I cheese him

All my childhood friends were male. If he's into me I assume he's just the kind of degenerate that would fit in with chaos, so I let him stay and be happy.

Geralt in Legendary Bear Armor

I guess I'm getting a g/f if I dont dump spaghetti everywhere.

>soft resetting for a shiny starter on a character with 0 pokemon

welp see ya later you probably didn't like me anyway

Joke's on you, I played Doom 4 last. He's been kicked out of hell and ripped and torn demons through a whole multiverse.
On the bad side, she's probably gonna be dead too.

>Chaos space marine

I'm not worried, the Genestealers are already on their way

I smite that fucker in the name of the Emperor, I also cleanse the girl just in case she is a agent of Chaos.

>Captain Titus of the Ultramarines
It will be okay

>Night Lord Raptor

Yeah, I'm good.

Saskue Uchiha, end of Shippuden. Fucker blew up a meteor by himself.

>A Chaos Marine has stolen your childhood friend that might like you romantically!

My childhood friend did end up liking me romantically, still does. She's went from decent friend as children to a crazy fat cunt, Chaos Marine can have her.

>that might like you romantically!
>might like you
>might
Nope, she can die, i don't care.

I think I'm fine.

Doom Guy

>those erect dicks

Man, being a satyr imust be great.

Are you implying girl in op's pic is fat?

I don't play video games

>implying a heretic will fight his brother

> The Player from GMod
He could just hit z a couple of times.

>hdoom doomguy

OP here. While she's getting raped, she looks at you with tears in her eyes and says she loved you. Then she dies. Good job, George.

>War Thunder
Wait wat

My DS3 Sorcerer... well shit, it seems she's fucked.

Dissida 012 Exdeath

>HUR HUR HUR!
>GROVEL
>HUR HUR HUR!

I'm not very good at Exdeath.

>GRIFFFFFFFFFFFITHHHH!!!!!!!

He's gonna keep her in harem after he saves her.

>Pressure from needing to save friend
>Pressure from fighting a chaos marine
>Pressure from person that might or might not like you romantically
PASS

Idk, maybe if he can run faster than 5mph.

Although I don't know how i'd kill him without blowing her up too.

>mfw listened to the sales

done in under a minute for sure

Good taste user. I really dug taht game, too bad it was a tad short.

You are fucked, doomguy will turn into one of Khorn's greatest champions.

A random-ass rebel trooper from battlefront.

So, I basically have 1 imperial guardsman to 1v1 a chaos space marine.
I'm severely fucked.

Hopefully he'll put doomguy in charge of the next black crusade instead of Abbadon, so that shit can actually get done.

ARCHAON THE EVERCHOSEN
We end up spit roasting her and start worshipping slaanesh

>Implying Titus is a heretic

that marine is barely taller than a fucking schoolgirl
Is it a manlet marine?

>implying rape

Depends, is his name Ollanius Pius.

>might like you romantically
>might
Not good enough. I was straight-forward. No pussyfooting around.

Casca got raped nigga no ifs, ands, or buts about it.

>Implying

Doomguy's has some pretty negative experiences with demons.

If a Chaos Marine has someone I know, they're the ones that fucked. Not me.

>Downwell guy
>fucked

kek mehren stands no chance

I eat eldrich abominations for breakfast.

>implying I have friends

Doomguy would fucking obliterate some demons bro. I seriously doubt he'd do anything to directly aid them.

>fire mage from Vermintide
Doable

might as well go after his bossess too