>Sony Interactive Entertainment is bringing back its PlayStation E3 Experience this year, simulcasting its E3 2016 press conference to over 85 movie theaters across the United States, Canada, and for the first time, Latin America.
>Fans in attendance will go home with special PlayStation goods, including a commemorative Coca-Cola E3 Experience Cup and #37 from the PlayStation Collectible Card series that first debuted at PlayStation Experience 2015 in December. There will also be a digital gift basket, but it’s contents “will have to remain a surprise for now.”
>Tickets for the PlayStation E3 Experience 2016 will be available for free starting tomorrow, May 31 at 10 a.m. PT / 1 p.m. ET via PlayStation.com. Once tickets run out at any particular location, Sony will be taking names to go down on a wait list, as it has a select number of seats reserved for wait list attendees.
>watch movies get announced in a movie theatre seems about right
Jeremiah Reyes
Have fun in your bedroom alone instead then.
Ryder Hall
>Movie theatre
This is like fucking Pottery, Sony really knows their audience is casual as fuck.
Ayden Reed
>watch e3 in a movie theater with a bunch of fat neckbeards
no
Camden Lewis
>I don't like to go to movie theaters instead i just rather stay in my basement alone
Benjamin Stewart
Actually, it's more likely to be dudebros and teenagers that would care about movie shit.
Connor Jackson
>Basement
I live in Florida, a basement is literally impossible to build.
Jack White
>one of them is in my city >9pm after I get off work
Maybe Ill go, but do I REALLY want to be around a bunch of fat sweaty nerds?
Isaac Young
I really hope they get booed when they announce the PS4.5. If people legitimately cheer - and it's not those hired people that cheer they put in the audience these days - this industry is retarded. Inb4 retarded fanboys.
Nathaniel Fisher
This is a sony thing no PC or Nintendo Sony is filled with dudebros now
Tyler Myers
You....you didnt get the joke...
Blake Gray
why would you go though? the enhanced audio and picture doesnt add anything to the experience of being marketed to.
Charles Russell
yeah to watch movies, not a fucking video game conference
Gabriel Diaz
>Now
The fanbase has honestly always been pretty dudebro.
You gotta remember that the most popular games on Sony systems have always been casual dudebro shit like GTA.
Jonathan Sanchez
>now
Andrew Adams
because free shit
Austin Bennett
>You gotta remember that the most popular games on Sony systems have always been casual dudebro shit like GTA
>AAA heavily marketed game of a very well known franchise is one of the best selling
No shit sherlock.
Henry Sanders
>You gotta remember that the most popular games on Sony systems have always been the most heavily marketed triple A games just like on every other system
yeah ok
Michael Robinson
Next step is group meetups and weekly events. The step after that is signing your life away to sea org.
Jason Gutierrez
When you have over 40 million sold there's bound to be dude bros. But the main Japanese audience is still there to, the fact is Sony has everyone now.
Logan Jones
Wait what It's free? You sure? I might go then
Juan Baker
Aaay DIOS MIO! Are they coming to the Mexico city?
>Details about Latin America will be announced soon on PlayStation Blog Latin America
Robert Robinson
>Closest theater is a four hour drive away
Carson Ross
Clearly not worth going to then. It will be shit anyway.
Logan Edwards
An hour for me..will the digital gift basket be worth? Fuu
James Miller
Someone should record this.
I bet it's nothing but sonyggers yelling FUK DA XBOX !
Noah Butler
Do you live on a secluded island off the coast of Barbatos? How the hell are you 4 hours from the nearest theatre?
Samuel Ward
>Be mexican >Go to PS E3 Experience >Full of underageb& "Rat kids" and their poorfag parents that can't even afford a PS4 >Brodcast isn't dubbed or subbed in spanish so they can't undestand what's going on
Nathaniel Hughes
Closest theater on the list, I live in NM but the only theater we have for it is in ABQ
Evan Hernandez
>He didn't watch last year.
Isaiah Gomez
YEAR
OF
DREAMS
2
WHAT DO YOU WANT THIS TIME Sup Forums !?
>CRASH >AGENT >GOD OF WAR 4
GIVE IT TO ME
Matthew Allen
>will the digital gift basket be worth? apparently last year it was garbage, nice if you were going anyway, but definitely not worth going just for that
Cooper Bell
oh boy cant wait for Sony to show off No Man's Scam for a third time and then announce games that wil come out 2019!
Bentley Allen
Crash isn't happening, Activision still owns the franchise
Levi Jenkins
>Missouri location is kansas city, not st louis
for what purpose
Asher Turner
Can you post a link?
I'm talking about it being shown in theaters.
I want to see the gathering of the sony ponies and see them cheer as dear leader sells them kick starters and PSN price increases
Zachary Carter
Not him but 1) Free digital shit (They said it will be better this year. Although I imagine at best will be 1 year of PSN+) 2) Fun to be with a crowd.
Samuel Cook
>no theatres in nova scotia
cant say im surprised though
Luis Morris
>Sony charges people to watch the most boring conference
It's basically a cult at this point
Wyatt Torres
It's free you dolt
Nicholas Foster
>retard speaks out of his ass because he in an inbred
Easton Murphy
Do you even know how to read?
It's free and you are getitng free stuff
But again Sup Forums is full of idiots.
Liam Phillips
Its free.
Joshua Mitchell
That fact that you're thinking of going is disgusting enough.
Gavin Russell
I feel like the big white letters are unnecessary. Is there a version without the words?
Jordan Ross
>defends dear leader
It's like a cult . No denying that.
Does it offend you that I posted an image of your prophet ?
Or is chad warden your prophet ?
David Turner
Industry insider here. God of War 4 will be announced and gameplay will be shown. Screencap this.
Parker Sullivan
Get out of here retard.
Brody Sanders
>only one in SoCal >yet two in Colorado
Do they not realize that fucking Los Angeles has more than triple the population of dude weed lmao: the State?
Daniel Carter
Chad warden is the prophet. Kaz is our dear leader.
You too can join brother. Only need a business email and you can sign up at neogaf.
You'll have to be more smug and walk around with your nose up high, to the heavens. Fit yourself with a fedora and carry a DS4 around your belt loop. Only then can you be one of us.
We gather at e3. From there we will attack viciously online. Sending death threats to sites that dare criticize lord Sonys precentstion and also those that praise Nintendo, PC, or the shitbox devil. Even in the slightest
It's a 24/7 job . Are you committed ?
Lucas Campbell
how amusing.
Wonder how fast the SoCal tickets will go in contrast to how few people will go to the colorado ones
Jaxon Perez
Microsoft owns B&K yet that didn't stop their original creators to make a new one
Aaron Reyes
Industry insider here.
COD WILL BE SHOWN
SCREENCAP THIS.
No shit. God of bore 4 is always shown and no one ever gives a fuck.
Aiden Bailey
yeah he did we get it funny 2006 meme PCuck. Enjoy your hat service lol SO FUNNAH
Cameron Gray
>missing out on all the retarded Sup Forums shit during E3 not for the world
Juan Mitchell
Sony only does these theater things if they have megaton announcements to do.
Expect Sup Forums to shut down from damage control once the sony conference ends again.
Adrian Martin
Whats the point of another GOW anyway? He literally killed everything in 3. Literally everything there was nothing left.
If they need another hack and slash so badly just make Heavenly Sword 2 but with good combat. The setting was decent enough.
Christian Foster
They do it every year.
Last year was shit and they still did it.
Sony doesn't have any big announcements ever . They just get overhyped for nothing announcements .
When was the last time ain't announced anything great ?
Because it sure seems to me like it's always the same games for years and years in a row. No mans sly for the 4th time . Last guardian for the 9th time.
THANK GOS UNCHARTED IS OUT , otherwise they'd show it for the 5th time !
Josiah Flores
This time he kills yahweh
Nicholas Smith
>last year >shit >Shenmue 3 >FF7 remake >The last guardian >FF Versus 13
really?
Luis Jones
>Last year was shit and they still did it.
Erm, no? Everyone lose their shit when VII remake was announced.
Jason Garcia
Last year was literally the E3 people have been dreaming about for the past decade in WHAT IF IT REALLY HAPPENED way.
How is it bad?
Ethan Diaz
>IGN >SMT IV: Apocalypse is a fantastic turn-based RPG, but its story is quite derivative of GoW 4
Levi Taylor
>kicks tarter >remake >last guardian for the 9th time >final faggotry 5thousandXMVII
this is why Sony doesn't give a fuck. You idiots let them off the hook too easily. They can come up on stage, take a steaming dump and leave.
You'd all call it art and applaud Sony for being brave
Owen Walker
Not the same guy but I own a ps4 and think most of sony's shit is garbage. Stop getting upset friend
Joseph Rodriguez
>you'll never be this mad
Feels good
Isaac Nguyen
>Feels good having corporate cock in your ass.
I'm a consumer not a corporate whore
Zachary Watson
Sshhhhh
Sshhhhh
Let the asspain flow though you
Ayden Perry
They showed games that people wanted
Unlike certain companies than only announce toys or bring one shit game to E3.
Joseph Reed
Are you still upset that Nintendo is only showing Zelda?
Ethan Sanchez
Why do sony fanboys always resort to ad hominem?
Isaiah Turner
>strawman Every time. No one cares about Zelda anymore either
Nathaniel Nelson
Because they are a cult like the other user said.
John Wilson
FF was not Sony's announcement, it was Squares.
Justin Edwards
Someone wrote into Giant Bomb and said that was the entire experience. People yelling "Fuck Xbox! Fuck Nintendo! Fuck PC!" and having the worst body odor
The real life version of this. Someone needs to record it for the cringe festival
Anthony Thomas
It makes me sad that you think this is a good list.
Jacob Turner
I know. It's why you are upset about no Metroid.
Lincoln Ramirez
Never played metroid.
Nolan Cox
You know what else is a funny 2006 meme? RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Jayden Cox
GIMME GIMME GIMME
SONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Nathan Ortiz
>I go to movie theaters to watch E3 presentations
Asher Gutierrez
>I'm a casual normalfag shitter
Gabriel Rodriguez
>those girls in the background
Noah Martin
this KILLS the nintOndo
Jace Bailey
I was just thinking that. Makes the image much hotter.
Daniel Carter
>literally making the same joke for the fourth year in a row
Gabriel Bailey
>Nintendo couldn't even afford to do this if they wanted to.
>We are only showing Zelda at E3 and even though you hate the Wii U we will tell you nothing about our next generation platform :) >Also fuck you, our exclusive Zelda previews will only be available to the press aka SJW and feminists who did nothing but shit on us
Sony >Gamescom, Paris Game Show, Playstation conference in December, and we still have stuff to show you at E3 so get hype >Even if you can't make it to LA we will try to emulate the experience in theaters so you can also feel the E3 hype because we care about you alot
I wonder why Sup Forums likes Nintendon't so much... seriously they treat you like an abusive husband would treat his bitch and yet you still suck that dick non-stop lol
Hunter Adams
Another pool soul afflicted by the disease that causes him to interject memewords like "SJW" and "feminist" into otherwise unrelated posts.
Chase Garcia
And yet, he isn't wrong.
Levi Barnes
will people be yelling stuff and reacting?
I'd rather shitpost with Sup Forums or streamers instead
Nolan Brown
It's only ad hominem if he claims to win the argument. He's just teasing you because you're acting like a faggot.
