ITT: we make E3 predictions

ITT: we make E3 predictions

>GTA VI revealed with a cop protag
>Call of Duty booed off stage
>Kojima's new game trailer

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>PC show is nothing but indie shit
There. That was hard

>>GTA VI revealed with a cop protag

That's fucking retarded. Ex-cop is more logical although HIGHLY unlikely.

>Call of Duty booed off stage
wishful thinking, kid. it'll get the around same amount of applause it always gets.

>>Kojima's new game trailer
that's not a prediction. it was already announced.

Halo 6 or some shitty Halo 5 DLC gets shown, everyone cheers and I die inside.
Just give me Halo 3 on PC so I can finally move on with my life.

I'm going to go out of limb here and say Sony wins. Just kidding, Sony wins every E3
I look forward to seeing what type of pyschological defense mechanisms PC fats will have when Sony reveals their exclusive games.

I want GTA VI and play like a whore with character creation tools and mods.

Can't wait for all the 1070 shilling the whole conference

Nintendo shows off a bunch of 3DS garbage that no one wants (except parents and their kids) with absolutely no new Metroid or Zelda news

Nintendo will also show off updates for Super Mario Maker and some other shit

>Call of Duty booed off stage
Do you actually think that's going to happen? Those dislikes don't mean shit, idiots will still buy it and it'll be a massive success like it always is.

Mediocrity and disappointment

Valve announces something.
Doesn't matter what because it's going to be delayed for 3 years.

That's a given. The cringefest is entertaining though.

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It's an AMD sponsored event.

They already announced Source 2 at last year's GDC so they'll probably just show that off some more.

Bet you they don't

>GTA VI revealed
>Rockstar
>doing E3 things

Have you been living under a rock for the past decade user? Rockstar hasn't been to an E3 in what 11? 12? Years?

>Sony wins every E3
Even 2006?

Take-Two have already said they'll be at E3, Take-Two are Rockstar's parent company.

It's going to be off-putting with E3 opening with EA first and will ruin the flow because EA is only tolerable when it's between MS and Ubi. The PC Gaming Show was horribly boring last year, but it's format could have been good. It's now being given a single hour before Ubi starts. Bethesda will be a lot less interesting, too. Not to mention whatever the fuck it Nintendo isn't doing.

Mr Caffeine rapes Aisha Tyler live on stage in a desperate Ubisoft attempt at staying relevant

They still show things at E3. Them announcing GTA VI is never gonna happen, 0% chance.

>mfw CDPR already confirmed no Cyberpunk 2077 news at E3 or any time soon

>That's fucking retarded. Ex-cop is more logical although HIGHLY unlikely.

>meanwhile everyone sucks Sleeping Dog's dick

If Rockstar did a corrupt cop protagonist that would be great.

Wait what

>That's fucking retarded. Ex-cop is more logical although HIGHLY unlikely.

wouldn't be that surprising

vice city stories already had an army guy who didn't even want to be a criminal

And Take-Two also own 2K who always show off shit like their Baseball games and are probably publishing Memelands 3 if that gets shown off.

I don't know how Sony could possibly fuck it up. We know they have Nier, Kojima's new game and Persona 5, they might show TLG too. The others are going to have to have some really good stuff to compete.

>yfw you play as frank tenpenny

Too fucking soon for GTA VI. V was announced at least 4 years after IV.

>Microsoft will focus too much on Windows 10 and Xbone updates
>EA will show off the new Mass Effect, Battlefield, finally give a release date for Mirror's Edge, and tease Battlefront 2
>#girlwood will mention the current year while Ubisoft does the same old song and dance of hyping of concepts that never deliver
>Sony will spend too much time on indies and VR while rehashing the nostalgia pandering from last year
>Zelda U will feature the free-form game flow of the original NES game and the item rental feature from Link Between Worlds, hints at a feature of the NX
>Square Enix will spend too much time on mobile games (if they have a presentation)
>PC Gaming Show will be a slog of indie titles, VR, and AMD shilling again

It's in one of the interviews with Iwinski.
eurogamer.net/articles/2016-05-25-cyberpunk-2077-e3-cd-projekt

>"It might happen that we will be at E3 and we will show something at E3, but I just want to make it clear it's not Cyberpunk," he told me at Polish conference Digital Dragons recently. "We still have a lot of work to do with Cyberpunk."

Good news is they have a project set for this year and we don't know anything about it yet.

>people still think kickstarters, $180 Final Fantasy remakes, and vaporware make for a good E3

Undercover maybe, but a normal every day cop just wouldn't make sense. The reason Wei gets away with his rampages is because he's undercover, if you're just a regular old cop that shit would not fly.

PC section really needs some rivalry between AMD and Nvidia. Or at least not blatantly shilling one of them.

>GTA VI
No chance, V's only been out for like 2-3 years, Read Dead 3 is more likely, or at the very most GTA V DLC.

>R*
>Revealing GTA VI
>While V is still making a trillion American Pounds a week in microtransaction blood money

Nah m8. I will not give them permission to release GTA VI until they do something with the God-Damned casino. I want muh heist and card games.

valve announces team fortress 3

It has been about 5 years since GTA V was announced.

more Witcher DLC

>Dork Souls 3 new expansion trailer
>Kingdom Hearts 3 10 second teaser
>Nier Automata gameplay demo
>Zelda U demo
>Deus Ex Mankind Divided demo
>Battlefield and Call of duty cinematic EPIC trailers that only true gamers will like
>Microsoft embarrasses itself as usual
>Sony is underwhelming and boring, but the best out of the shitshow
>Nintendo is irrelevant and damage controls
>Gaben rolls on stage and reveals more hats for TF2
>GTX 1070/1080 and VR taking up most of PC gaming's shows

Devil May Cry Reboot Sequel

As said, GTA V is still making millions, there is no chance in hell they would stop milking that cow while it's still lactating.

Nah, it's a new game with "business model we haven't tried yet" according to what they said. Hopefully not MMORPG.

microsoft will show some cool tech off, but we'll never see it again

sony will talk about movies, tv, comics for at least 1/4 of their presentation

nintendo will attempt to have us understand

ubi will have memewood and another athletic competition

Rather have a deboot if i'm honest.

The hamster is right.

>Nioh gets showed off during the Sony conference and everyone that didn't play the demo is just going to complain that it's a Souls ripoff

>Mr. Caffeine
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Space Marine 2

Here's your (you)

>>Kojima's new game trailer

THIS I LIKE

>Kojima's new game trailer
yeah, not really. I wouldn't expect a new gamefrom him in two or three years from now. When he was laid off? Six months ago?
I expect another Last Guardian trailer and Sup Forums to go mad about it

Never said I wanted it, I'm just expecting Crapcom to make it

I agree, I'm just saying a similar amount of time has passed. I imagine Rockstar will have something to show though, it might be GTA 5 DLC, a new Red Dead, Agent or maybe even Max Payne 4, but they'll have something.

Infernal Affairs style, 1 mob stooge as a corrupt cop, 1 undercover cop in the mob.

I don't think you know what prediction means.

>GTA VI revealed with Max Payne as protag
>More FF7 remake shit
>new Kojima game
>God of War 4
>Uncharted 4 DLC
>Last of Us 2 teaser
>no HL3
>Something Halo
>Gears of War 4 shit
>Zelda, that's it for Nintendo
>Some 3DS shovelware
>Shitty Ubisoft new IP and Watchdogs 2
>New Ass Creed
>RE2 remake
>New RE
>Persona5 US release date
>Disappointment

>Ubisoft reveals a trailer that is nothing like the final game

>>Kojima's new game trailer
>he wanted to be off the MGS ride since 2001
>he'll do his very best to make the game as un-mgs as possible to be free of his past
>the game will be compared point by point to mgs
>every point a but far from mgs will be considered shit

suffering, pain, despair

It's going to be DmCxDMC. Donte will be the protagonist and the fights against Dante and Vergil will just be joke fights becaise Donte is way cooler nd stronger. The true final boss will be Sporda, who has a blonde mohawk, and before you beat him Donte and him will laugh at those white haired pussies in a moment of Shakespearean familial writing.

>Max Payne prequel with GTA-like open world New York and LSPD/LCPDFR-like side missions
I'd buy that shit day one, too bad it'll probably never happen.

OP said predictions not guarantees.

All the game needs to do is take place in a terribly shitty city with a borderline corrupt police force. The protagonist could easily be a corrupt cop doing whatever the fuck he wants. Getting "Busted" and being back on the street would make sense with an exaggerated "Blue Wall of Silence." I mean chrissakes, in Vice City Tommy the explanation for Tommy always getting away with shit was because of Ken Rosenberg helping him out.

Is Bethesda doing their show?

So Carcer City.

>post yfw Bethesda announces a Fallout 4 Expansion/Spin-off/DLC where they ported over Fallout: New Vegas and its entirety to Fallout 4's engine and it sells like hotcakes, while totally shafting and giving Obsidian the finger

Sorry, Dewey, but you are piece of shit

Can we get a proper sopranos game?

ayy red dead redemption sequel, spiritual possibly

Yes, they'll probably show DOOM DLC, Fallout 4 DLC, TES:VI (maybe), ESO expansion and Dishonoured 2. Wouldn't expect a new IP from them, they don't like leaving their comfort zone.

Bethesda would never give New Vegas a chance to shine, even if it meant they would make money doing so. If anything, they'd port over F3, and the general public would probably prefer it that way.

>where they ported over Fallout: New Vegas and its entirety to Fallout 4's engine
>they dumb down everything and its even more buggy than the original game
>not even bethesdrones defend it

I just want a date for Yakuza 0's western release

>not even bethesdrones defend it
Wow buddy, that's some wishful thinking right there.

Thoughts ?

>VR
>SPORTS
>TV
>VR
>VR TV
>VR SPORTS
>VR SPORTS TV

Devil may cry 5
audience will be indifferent, Sup Forums will go nuts.

A valve game that is not hl3 coming to consoles, possibly dota or more likely l4d 3

New wolfenstein game and evil within sequel.

Skyrim ps4/xbone version with mod support on consoles.

>disappointment
this one says it all.

>Ubisoft learns from their mistakes and reveals a trailer that is kinda similar to the final game

>GTX 1070/1080 and VR taking up most of PC gaming's shows

PC Game of Show: Stars of Blood (Space Pirate MMO from Valve, strong VR support and showcase game for Source 2). Honorable Mention: Deus Ex: Mankind Divided (for outstanding scope and scale, new heights for the series hub worlds and player-directed travel between them, full implementation of different spoken languages per region and Translation Aug).
PS4 Game of Show: No Mans Sky ("the next minecraft" - every idiot clickbait journo). Honorable Mention: Routine (FINALLY, and the delay to add VR support makes sense. pc/ps4 multiplat).
Xbone Game of Show: RDR3 (ambiguously timed exclusive, announced to come to Windows eventually). Honorable Mention: ReCore (so THAT'S where all the M#9 money went...).
WiiU Game of Show: ZeldaU (HA!). Honorable Mention: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NINTENDO IS FUCKING DEAD.
Consoles Overall Game of Show: Dishonored 2. Which is really a PC game. CONSOLES ARE DEAD.
Overall Game of Show: Stars of Blood. VIRTUAL REALITY. SPACE PIRATE. MASSIVELY MULTIPLAYER. VALVE.

>more crowdfunding bullshit after Shemue
>more fake CG "trailers"
>more fake audio clips of people clapping
>more retard tier memes from the black goddess of Ubisoft
reminder that E3 is nothing but a commercial that should be skipped. You can read everything that happened in 5 minutes after it's over

>reminder that im gonna sit with my husband and smoke DUDE WEED LMAO while getting drunk and eating snacks while watching with surround sound and a 60 inch tv.

gonna be comfy af

>not watching E3 with Sup Forums

funniest and stupidest time of the year.

Red dead redemption 2

E3 is comedy gold, it's like one big satire show that doesnt know it's satire.

>Nintendo exclusive

>I watch literal commercials unironically just because other people who make money off those commercials told me it's cool and fun
special kind of retards

Sup Forums doesn't watch it for the games newfag, we watch it for the cringefest.

I know they poured so much money into VR that it can't fail, but expecting people to buy both insanely expensive PCs AND $800 clunky helmet, so they can play some early access shit, is just wishful thinking. If there is one thing that gamers apparently do not want it's anything that gets them off the couch and takes their keyboards/gamepads away. If devs don't come up with something really compelling, then VR will go the way of 3D.

Go be hardcore somewhere else, you fag.

>Routine (FINALLY, and the delay to add VR support makes sense. pc/ps4 multiplat).
African warlords have better PR departments than Lunar Software.

What point in the timeline do you want DMC5? I'm hoping for one between 4 and 2, showing why he gets so serious between these two.

>KH3 trailer
>"In Development"

Bethesda announces TES:6 release for mid 2017.
Skills are pruned even more.
Dialog options replaced with wheel to make it more console-friendly.
Story becomes even more bland.

>2016
>games are categorised by their business model
Who let this happen?

Nintendo is literally showing 1 game.

>literally salty af

i bet you get triggered by GG EZ

Pic related applies to every E3 for the rest of this gen