Why aren't you playing first person shooters IRL, Sup Forums?

Why aren't you playing first person shooters IRL, Sup Forums?

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Im not underage

i will never understand what is going on here

>says he's not underaged
>posts airsoft
lol

Same shit different smell, so whats your point?

I remember I played a paintball FPS once. It was okay

Paintball is retarded, way too fucking expensive and there's always that fat kid who dropped $2,000 to have DA BEST marker on the field so he can just stand at the back and lay paint all over the field.

Source: I used to play paintball before I realized it's all a scam.

And airsoft is even more retarded with their "look at me im da militury" bullshit.

What was it? All the ones I know of are either shit, dead, or both

The little shit in front burned the camera guy's badge and posted a video on Youtube being a huge shit about it, shit talking camera guy's team, etc.

At a later date, camera guy looses at the kid on full auto from 2 metres away, which, while harmless, hurts like a bitch.

In case you couldn't tell I'm sleepy as shit, here's another shit co complete the shitty set from the first sentence.

Shit.

>burned the camera guy's badge
why would he burn a badge? what does a badge mean to poeple in airsoft

I think I still have the Jewel case, name escapes me though. Lemme find it real quick

>and there's always that fat kid who dropped $2,000 to have DA BEST marker on the field so he can just stand at the back and lay paint all over the field.
Above around the $300 mark you've already hit the cap for being able to do that, spending more is just durability and luxury features

It's still a fun thing to do. I've done both a few times but would rather do airsoft. There's those retards who spend 2000$ everywhere, and even more who think they're in the military or used to be and use airsoft to "act cool" like they would be able to lead a team or something in real life.

I used to but than I found out I have to be a multimillionaire to afford to play it. 60$ for 2000 balls that you'll go through in 3 rounds. Not to mention entry fees for parks.
>tfw tipmann a-5 with flatline barrel
I was popping people soooo far off.

it's a big badge

It's the same thing as rivalry between fanclubs in football. Burning someone's badge is serious disrespect. Cross-team competition is srs bzns.

Yea, nowadays I guess. I played about 10+ years ago when ANGELS were all the rage among top-tier players and cost as much as a used car.

How is it a scam exactly?

Because my dad won't let me got to Syria.

Instead have to be an Army Nurse.

This is bullshit, I want to blow up insurgents as a "advisor".

Summed it up actually.

>have to be a multimillionaire to afford to play it. 60$ for 2000 balls that you'll go through in 3 rounds

It's fucking ridiculous.

for you

4u

>they all didn't start pelting him
>they just go WTF MAN WHY'D YOU DO THAT :((((

god i hate this

just goes to show what a bunch of losers airsofters are, on both sides of this spat

Might as well just shoot real guns at that price.

By your standard most video games, sports, and recreational games are scams too.

You chose to pay for it, get over it.

so you're telling me a mid 20's something loser shot a 13 year old kid point blank with a full auto rifle in the back during a time out and thought he was justified in doing so because "disrespect"

Not him, but fields tend to be "field paint only" and then charge you $60+ for a case of shitty garbage tier paint that you'd pay maybe $30 tops for at a pro shop. You'll only go through a case in three rounds in you're playing rapid tournament ball or something though, if you're just dicking around in the woods a half case (1000) should last you all day.

It's still a lot of fun and worth doing every now and then, it's literally playing a non-hitscan FPS in real life. My field does all sorts of objective modes and has props for bomb planting, control point flags you can change between red and blue, etc

>this sportsmanship

That's why only children and autismos play Airsoft.

True men play real sports.

1 9mm round is $0.18
x 2000 = $360
Sig Sauer P320 = 650+ after tax, BG check

They're on his team. They're just playing along, acting like they didn't see who was shooting.

Not even close. Because for $60 I can reasonably expect to find a videogame that will last me 30-60 hours, even longer in some cases. And I can still play it years later when ever I want.

$60 in the realm of paintball will last you roughly 1 hour, if you're lucky. And once it's gone, it's gone.

Which is actually exactly what I did, picked up a few real guns and target shoot with them. Much more fun and actually has real world usefulness.

>my dad won't let me got to Syria.
Man the fuck up and go there yourself if you want you pussy.
It's just airsoft. The kid will be ok.

MMA and boxing?

Now you understand why airshitters are widely considered to be the most autistic

>$60 in the realm of paintball will last you roughly 1 hour, if you're lucky.
Shoot less paint, nigger
That lasts me all day and I usually have some left over

I'm not telling you what he thought. I'm telling you this is the norm in airshit. The kid got into a hobby he didn't know the rules of, stepped way out of line, and got what could be considered a traditional revenge.

Of course things vary from city to city, so who the fuck knows. In the original video the guys who confront the camera guy aren't even all that pissed about it.

I'm honestly more concerned about what the fuck the kid was expecting, releasing a video of burning some guy's personal icon and insulting his team. No retaliation at all?

>Man the fuck up and go there yourself if you want you pussy.

Like he'll disown me and rather not hear about my head being used a jack o lantern.

You know what, maybe I should go there myself.

Jai-alai?

>people think this is expensive
I keep forgetting I share this board with poorfags.

I don't know about you paintball-fags but I just wanted to post this. If you find an arcade with this game then fucking play it. The sub-machine gun vibrates like hell and it pretty much makes you feel like Rambo.

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I was pretty much referring to speedball. Woodsball is of course different and generally much less of a blatant rip off.

Can't find it man, sorry, but it was back in 2004-2005 that I got it. Hope that helps

>that fat kid who dropped $2,000 to have DA BEST marker on the field so he can just stand at the back and lay paint all over the field.

I've never played paintball. What does this mean exactly? You can pay more money to get better "stats" or something?

>huehue might as well waste money not like I had to earn it

I keep forgetting I share this board with people who get their money from their parents or autismbux

It's pretty expensive to go to Syria. Also you can fuck up and end up on the wrong side.

marker = gun

Sensible chuckle.

>burning money

Why aren't you playing role playing games in real life, Sup Forums?

We played this all the time in school computer class when I was on 8th grade.

I prefer to shoot bullets than paint balls.. .

A while ago, if you forked over a small fortune you could afford a marker that was close to basically being a machine gun in terms of paintball, extremely rapid fire with very good accuracy and distance.

The fattest kid on the team would then stand at the back of the field (usually an area with inflatable cover) and just lay cover fire all over the course while his teammates did the real work.

>poorfags trying to rationalize not doing anything with their lives
You're spending the money to participate in an activity you enjoy. It's not even a lot of money either. Get a job guys.

I'm pretty sure the YPG has people to contact about this.

So it stuck. Some guys thought they would make a life easier to mark trees for the harvesters.

How mush dosh are they brining in with this now?

>.303 Brit
I love my Enfield but it's expensive to feed.

I was shooting paper and clay pigeons yesterday, paper today and tomorrow I'm going to shoot SRA (militaristic version of IPSC).

>can buy faster guns
>can buy more accurate ammo
Yeah, shit's p2w as hell

what about shooting paintballs with bullets
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You can't rocket jump in real life.

Actually the Syrians don't take in foreigners. All the foreigners who go there are smuggled in and are in their own army. You won't be fighting side by side with Syrians.

Not with that attitude.

Airsoft is similar drama queen magnet as multiplayer clans and people behave the same way IRL.

fucking casual

Won't know until you try.

>going out and getting some physical exercise while doing something you like is dumb and too nerdy because they're wearing costumes
>but sitting at home and watching Doctor Who for twelve hours is perfectly acceptable

Fucking nerd normies

I do. I'll probably head out to the field in a few weeks.


Damn that game was fun.

You don't look silly watching Doctor Who, and looking silly destroys your precious, precious social status.

>Damn that game was fun.
There's a server still up, 1v1 me pusy faget

Posting a 2009 video
>Taken with a dumbphone most likely

Why u do dis?!

You need to seriously get into handloading. I can load my own for a 30%-40% reduction in price and gain better accuracy.

How do I dodge bullets?

The trick is not letting bullets hit you and a positive attitude

I would but I'm gonna jack off instead.

Because you can't get arcade intros easily unless you own the machine mate.

Hornady critical defense is a shit round.

Fuck that nonsense.

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Its aesthetics were awful but it was the most accurately designed one as well as the most active and easy to acquire.

Neat.

It's called Gotcha!
Pretty solid FPS.

I want to get back into paintball. But holy shit it is so expensive.

Yeah I remember it was pretty fun. Thanks for the title, but even with the title it's pretty damn hard trying to find it on search engines.

I don't play airsoft because I'm poor and have no friends but it seems fun. You move around, socialize, shoot "guns" and do something fun. It's funny seeing all these 12-25 year olds in their "tactical" gear for 1000+ bucks but are they anymore autistic than your average vidya nerd? I don't really see difference except vidya is arguably cheaper and less tactile. I'd do it if I could.

The YPG do take foreign volunteers, they are just in their own units so all the primarily english speakers can be working with other primarily english speakers.

I like paintball because aside from the mostly non realistic looking guns it can feel and sound more immersive.

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