Any ways to freely obtain a $60 psn giftcard? I'm broke and really want a game. Pic unrelated

Any ways to freely obtain a $60 psn giftcard? I'm broke and really want a game. Pic unrelated.

Wait for someone to buy one and rob him

get a job

I'll buy you one if you post your face with timestamp

Better be fast OP
7BD2-FTNQ-83CJ

sell your playstation

Send me $60 and I'll get you one

>pic unrelated
If say the pic is pretty related, you're a poor jew who needs to be killed

Prostitute yourself on craigslist

Helen Keller is mai waifu :3

Ask your mom

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So you want a game, OP? Heh... that could be arranged. But you'll have to play my game first.

If you're wearing shoes and socks, take them off. That's right. Now grab a permanent marker or pen. Write down your contact information, PayPal, whatever you use to beg, and I'll send you the cash.

Once you post that picture of your bare, sensitive soles with the requisite information written on them, of course. My game is open for all to play, not just OP. If you want a Steam game, write your ID on your soles and the game you want and I'll gift it to you.

did your parents die and leave you all their $$$

Fuck you OP, this is a cute Anne Frank thread.

sent ;)
Happy Passover!

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Did you know OP: they give free money to people who work

You are welcome

Get caught slut

is that from the dude who made unteralterbach

Yes

Just search PSN card generator :)

bullshit

>ywn protect that smile

I have a job but I can't afford to be buying games when I just bought 2

>tfw no permanent marker or pen in the house

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>tfw no qt jewish gf

The only way is to beg or work. You have a perfectly fine butthole, I assume. Try using it.

Do not EVER reply to my thread unless you have something to contribute with
Ugh..

Pretend to be a girl and flirt with guys.

I got overwatch origins edition, two $20 b.net goftcards, and a $60 amazon. From 4 different guys over the last two weeks.

I only flirt with them on my work breaks and send them fake pictures of a girl I found on reddit.

Shit is so easy.

>What are video games user?

How do you answer?

Via what website/platform

Get creative, senpai.

Anything that will show up in a picture will work.

"shush"

Honestly, do it on some gaming communities and go to some furry groups like on steam. They have so much extra cash from autism bux, and are so desperate for pussy. Just get some cute furry girl and emphasis being a real girl irl and they'll hound you (no pun intended)

Furry girl avatar I meant.

"Hello there, Anne! You don't want to go where this train is heading, right? If so, sign a contract with me and become a magical girl! I will grant you one wish!"

This offer is all over the place
Signing a contract to become a magical girl is all good and normal, but is the one wish on top of that?

She is so cute desu

Nothing is free. Have you tried sexual propositions?

"You Jews are so hard to deal with. No matter."

"Yes! Any wish you desire. Nothing is beyond my grasp! It's what you call a נֵס. A miracle! One wish, and you will become a magical girl to fight against the witches, born from the curses of this world! You want to put an end to all this, right~?"

Why would I want to fight some witches who've never done anything to me?
What's the price, anyway?

I want to be a pure Aryan princess

Seems like writing legibly on on the bottoms of your own feet would be really hard.

Not on my watch YOU FUCKING LYING FREAK!!!

I read the fine print of that "contract".

FUCK YOU!

How so? Just sit down, rest your foot on your other knee and you can write comfortably

Die Monster! You don't belong in this world!

I need this too. I'm latino poorfag.

Why was anne frank in Madoka again


Was the lady who created hidamari sketch saying Jews were magical girls

I don't get it, most people aren't going to be embarrassed by putting a bunch of throwaway information on their feet and sending it to a random internet stranger. It's not like you can be identified by a picture that's solely your soles. Fuck, if I thought you came by that money legitimately and weren't going to get my steam account banned by buying me gifts, I'd do it myself.

It's obviously fetish shit, m8

"Because witches are the reason for all the misery and hatred in this world. If you want to change it for the better, you need to fight them!

The price is very simple: you just need to become a Magical Girl and fight these witches! You can gain any wish you desire then!"

"It is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was brought here by...young girls like you, who desire a wish that I can grant."

Because edgy.

Yeah, I just want to jack off to some cute user's feet. I get off, he gets his gay anime game or whatever he wants.

Don't be so paranoid, user.

So becoming a magical girl is both the price and the reward? That's not a transaction, that's just a gift. Just give it to me, no need for a contract
Unless you need it to be a contract for some nefarious reason?

Fact: Anne was a slut for black cock.

>mfw she died a few miles away from me

What if my wish was for you to die?

who /bestfrank/ here?

I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was a beautiful and graceful young woman whose light was snuffed ou too early.

I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.

Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.

Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.

"I am afraid I cannot do that, Anne! When you become a magical girl, the energy from that transformation will be the sufficient energy needed to bring your wish about! I am afraid I cannot give you a wish without becoming a magical girl in the process!"

I didn't realize becoming a magical girl is somehow a price
Why don't you just convert people by force?
Sorry, I don't watch anime shit

Kill yourself Jeff.

The most beautiful waifu

It would be extremely painful.

Wishes?! You steal young girls hearts and make them your slaves! Your wishes are as empty as your body. Girls ill needs an alien genie like you.

god tier taste
margot a best
it's too bad her diary was never found

What are the odds that anne and hitler are on the moon RIGHT NOW?

"The procedure requires consent. If not, magic itself would fail! Now, make your choice, otherwise I'm going to find someone else who will be interested!"

Yeah, but all you've got is an easily doctored screenshot, and even if it was real all anyone would probably get for playing along would be a ban on my steam account and an IRS audit. Can you really say you deserve to worship an user's feet if you can't prove you're reliable at all?

Because Kyubey's ultimate plan is to kill off the human race by tricking girls into becoming magical girls. Eventually their hearts fall into despair as their friends die around them at the hands of the evil witches, and those magical girls who fall into despair become an evil witch in turn. This will eventually create a super-powerful magical girl...who will become a super powerful witch, who will then destroy the human race as there will be none who can stand against her.

wtf is that image real?

Alright, that's fucking stupid
I think I'll rather go to the real Mephisto because he actually gave Faust something more than just one stupid wish
Plus, I get to fug a qtpi 14 year old

"What is a girl? A miserable pile of emotionss! But enough talk! HAVE AT YOU!"

Knock it off you little cunt.

This thread really reminds me of the couple of Indian dudes who called me saying I "won" a free 8,000 dollar goverment grant from the federal reserve and the only way I could claim it was to give them a $60 dollar i-Tunes gift card activation code. I ended up laughing during the last minutes of the phone call and the guy kept getting increasingly frustrated for fucking with him for 3 hours.

Oh man that shit made my fucking day. I should give you guys the number to these jokers, but I'm sure it's against the rules.

> Someone actually didn't watch Madoka in Sup Forums
> This whole time user unironically never knew about subject matter.

mfw

I came here for the Anne Frank

>getting audited by the IRS for accepting a free game from someone on Sup Forums

You stop taking your meds again, user?