Let's have a 'Characters That Did Nothing Wrong' thread

Let's have a 'Characters That Did Nothing Wrong' thread.

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He wanted to be friends, I told him that there were seven gods so he had only two bullets left.

Man I wish the series hasn't gone to shit. I would love a game set in the far future when the last blight strikes because it took them that long to search.

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For some reason, that image reminds me of skeleton Johnny Bravo.

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I actually liked DA2 and DA:I but the tonal shift, the art shift, the focus on characters and their stories rather than plot and the lack of that X factor that Origins had is mad disappointing.

Origins felt like it mattered. The Blight was scary as fuck and it was coming and you decided how to fight it.

I think they've went too far with it now to salvage. If people don't have their precious world states imported with their 'canon' love interest they'll bitch and moan.

And also, the fanbase is my least favourite of any AAA game. They are pure cancer with 'headcanon' and 'shipping' to a complete fault.

Fuck I miss Dragon Age.

>the architect did nothing wrong
He did everything fucking wrong.

He literally caused the Blight in Origins.

Yeah, the first Dragon Age was beautiful, but it turned to shit real fast once they let feminists get their hands on the weel.

>Did nothing wrong.
>Linked the First Flame and slayed dragons indescriminatelybecause "muh age of fire."
>Disowns and disavows son because "Dragon Dicks."
>Lets his daughter get dicked by same dragons.
>Locks away his grand daubghter in a painting because Touch Fluffy Tail.
Gwyn was a monster

Did we play the same game?

>Caused the Blight because he had autism
>Nothing wrong

Ew. What country is this picture from. It can't be America, can it?

>He literally caused the Blight in Origins.
and? its not like the Darkspawn killed any of the main characters family. it was all humans,elves, and dwarves fault shit went down hill. The only people Darkspawn killed that actually mattered was Cailian who was a tool and Duncan who was humongous dick who i wanted dead anyway

It's Russia. This is what the average slavic woman ends up looking after reaching 25.

Yes.

>Duncan
>dick

MAN GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MAN

YOU DONT FUCKING DISRESPECT DUNCAN

>fanbase

Holy Shit. It is pure cancer.

>i'm gonna force your son to do the joining and if he doesn't want to do it i will leave him for death
>Not telling anyone what the joining entails even though there is no stoppage of prisoners they could use it on
>please don't make take the joining i have a wife and kid i need to support,gut stab.
Alistair
>he was a good friend

>did nothing wrong
>only son was a trap
Nigga, you high?

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Sounds like you're an idiot who wasn't paying attention. If people found out what the joining would entail, the recruiting pool would plummet AND using undisciplined prisoners for it would end poorly. See: Night's Watch.

>firstborn is a dragon fucker
>daughter is a giant slut
>other son is a moon princess

Where did it all go wrong?

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The fanbase is part of what ruined the franchise. It's most vocal part are mentally ill tumblr landwhales who Bioware lets' influence their writing way too much

>Saw a fat guy eating everything.
>Took advantage of people for it.
>Fed my trap waifu to the Fat Kid.

FUCK SULLY

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>Night's Watch.
different fantasy series with zero similarities in terms of plot,lore,religion, and cultures,

I want to serve the princess (male)!

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>giant slut
In both ways?

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Trascendence's AI

Technically not a videogame though

I liked the tonal, art shift snd focus on characters
Origins was hopelessly generic and at least DA2 tried something different and new
DA:I is crap though

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>DA2 tried something different and new
and failed

Indeed

For you
I liked it a lot
More than origins and much more than inquisition
Besides I'll take a game trying something new rather than doing the same old shit

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>reusing dungeons
>mages story line went full retard
>and redoing the combat in a splattery mess
only good part was the qunari storyline

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Bernkastel did nothing wrong

Dragon age 2 really should have just been an expansion to Origins, that way they could have got rid of the unnecessary filler content like repetitive environments and repetitive enemy hordes, and some poor textured models, and offered a decent alternative atmosphere tier expansion.

Because not all of 2 was bad, there were some very memorable and interesting moments and characters.

I wish they followed the series up like this:

>Dragon age origins
>origins dlc
>awakening
>dragon age 2 "expansion"

>dragon age 2 that isn't inquisition, or is inquisition without all the filler tier trash, and instead features well written and memorable parts

Radovid may have been right to hate sorceresses and magic users in general, but he was still fucking insane.

seriously we'd be better off fucking off both the angels and the demons.

He was right. I could have had all the angel and demon pussy I wanted.

He had Kalkstein killed. That alone deserves 1000 deaths.

>not killing the gnomish freak

I agree desu senpai, Mercer was a boss.

Gwyndolin was a piece of shit that wanted you to burn forever in Gwyn's place. He can rot.

Are you forgetting that the guy in the game isn't Mercer

Ok, the Virus did nothing wrong.

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Well I haven't played the game in the long time, mind refreshing my memory? (in spoiler of course)

Mercer died in the incident that led to the outbreak. The PC is the virus manifest in his image

The only character DS3 did well

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Didn't they want another expansion, but because microsoft or sony have a limit on the amount of achievements you can have per game, they started working on a sequel instead?

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Well shit. Lol. Completely forgot that.

mercer did everything wrong, blacklight did nothing wrong

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>waah, I'm sad I died, so now I'm gonna blow up the whole world with a giant robo penis

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It's universally agreed that he did nothing wrong.

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>Runs disneyland
>Turns cute girls even cuter
>Godlike taste in weaponry.
>Did the best he could with a doomed world
>Fed degenerates to his dog.
>Always watches out for his knights
>Was a sorcerer but doesn't even need that shit to beat you.
>Best husbando

Name one fucking thing this glorious man did wrong.

>trying something new
>they re-used the same locations for everything
>stupid shit like the mom's death or Anders going full ISIS could have easily been prevented had bioware just gave control to the player.
>re-used locations for everything, seriously, there is no excuse.
>story just gave up on act 3
>trying

It was trash, I could maybe understand someone saying they liked Inquisition but DA 2? fuck that shit, the only good parts were the banter and varric but those two don't make a game worth buying.

Post death isn't actually him, it's a pyrefly based entity

Why didn't this asshole just tell you?

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>I actually liked DA2
kill yourself

He can be parried

Then let me fix that for the "real" Shuyin
>waah, I hate war, so I'm gonna blow up the "bad guys" with a giant robo penis
>and then when I die, the fayth turn my memory into a whiny bitch with daddy issues

You know sillman works for aldritch, not the other way arround, right?

He is like the pope of a religion where Aldritch is the god.

Sounds like a top geezer

Probably something about muh pride and wanting to fix everything himself.

Better question is why didn't he just buy a few businesses and make infinite money?

Did you see my sick mctwister over the helicopter user

>he didn't enjoy the rag to riches story with based Hawk
Fag

>fag
>because he didn't enjoy walking through the same areas 100 times in order to progress a nonsensical story with a fucked up structure and terrible dialogue.
If that's the case, then I'll get a mod to move this to /lgbt/ and shove a rubber fist up my ass.

>was supposed to be the new Shepard
>game bombed so hard he was demoted to a side character who can be killed off in a quest
>also looks like a hobo in the frostbite engine
>probably lost his money and mansion after going AWOL
>based

there's dragons in Farcry?

>Treats his dog like a god and isn't too proud to let good players beat him.

>he liked
>we're not all blood mages!!!
>we'll prove it by being blood mages?
>and for added measure lets suicide bomb some civilians
NOTHING WILL EVER GO WRONG

The mages deserved to be genocided with the retarded shit they were pulling

He's clearly running the show, all Aldrich seems to care about is eating.

I don't even remember this nigga besides giant dwarf slut with like 17 tits and a dragon or something.

I never played DA2+ so I don't know of any lore revisions either.

Someone care to elaborate?

lord knows what kind of shit bioware was sniffing coming up with that drivel.

dude is trying to end the darkspawn connection with the old gods and some darkspawn didn't like that. He also started the blight in origins by accident

IIRC he was trying to create sentient darkspawn and ended up awakening an ancient evil and starting the blight, his later experiments also nearly ended up fucking the world again if it wasn't for you showing up.

Guy is a fucking mess, why would anyone spare him is beyond me.

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third time's the charm No darkspawn seen, Dwarves able to regain lost land, and less grey wardens. speaking of which did any find Alistair voice really fucking annoying and whiney?

So he did, in fact, do wrong?

it would have been better if he did his experiments far away from civilization and killed the trouble makers

>guy saves everyone from getting their shit kicked in
>goes slightly mad because everyone around him is an asshole and betrays him for no apparent reason, even Moxxi's reasoning is flawed and stupid
>hur hur i can see behind that smile hurrr
>just wanted to make a world free of bandits and give it proper civilization rather than the festering shit hole it is

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