Psst user

Psst user.

Come over to my room, we can get under the covers and buy Doom and the Doom Season Pass.

We can use your parents credit card user.

Hey Todd how come Doom was a good game but Fallout 4 wasn't?

I already have doom thanks

Why is Todd shilling for id software?

Can't you just buy Doom for me, Todd?
You make way more than I do.

Because Todd sold his soul to the casual gaming audience that grew out of Mass Effect titles

What did you just type?

I was asking why the game YOU developed was a piece of shit while the guys at id made a good game

Just buy me the damn game, Todd. You got pockets filled of 100 dollar bills while my pockets are full of spiderwebs and linkt.

can we jerk each other off too Todd?

You're both making me angry, you two better stop and just enjoy Fallout 4.

>nu-doom
>good

Since when did a game being not shit make it "good"?

Post rare Todds

Fallout 4 : Find Shawn simulator. What a cliche. Father trying to find missing son..

DOOM: Shoot Demons simulator. What a cliche. A space marine trying to kill demons..

Idk maybe just comparing the two makes it look good

You hear that, Todd?

>A space marine trying to kill demons..
Name 37 games that do this.

Name me 37 games where you're a father trying to find their missing son.

>I know you are but what am I

But I can't enjoy Fallout 4, Todd. It's not a good game.

I don't share my Todds with anybody

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No thanks Todd, I've already spent my DOOM money on a copy of Dark Souls 3.

YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR

Fuck Fallout 4

Can we do something else under the covers hehe

FUCK YOU

But I need something to do while I leech the Fallout 4 torrent, Todd!

>dimmy posting

I love Todd and Todd-posting.

TODD YOU NIGGER

YOU DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN AND YOU WERE GOING TO FLASH ME YOUR TITS IF I BOUGHT YOUR SHIT

BUT GUESS WHAT YOU DOUBLE NIGGER FAGGOT YOU LIED

I'M GOING TO PIRATE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE YOU DAMN MANLET

Thanks for reminding me to play Fallout, Todd!

OVER THE LINE

Why is Todd posting so entertaining?

who dat boi?

Are we going to keep doing this every E3? I wouldn't mind, I love Toddposting

no you will stop and buy it off steam and while your at it the season pass

That'll be 60 plus season pass, sir

Why is The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt so superior to Fallout 4 in every way Todd?

I didn't order this, I ordered the Overwatch special.

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THAT TEARS IT

Because it does the linear story telling with repetitive sidequests thing better

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DID SOMEONE NOT PRE-ORDER MY DLC?!?!?

Thank you my good man, What a good deal this bundle is, i can even put my phone in the Pip Boy and play Fallout shelter™!

haha i love this meme! upvoted!

T-TODD PLEASE YOULL DESTROY THE PLANET AND THEN I CANT GO PURCHASE FALLOUT 4

n-no todd ive got them all preordered honest.

I didn't order it Todd, I used the DLC Pre-Order money to buy a Japanese game!

>"girl" man
>Not >she man

Just updated my Fallout4 status on Steam, thanks for the reminder Todd.

I know, right? I'm kinda scared, Todd. But at least there are others leeching with me now, kinda alleviates the anxiety. Thanks for bringing us together, my man.
But I don't have Steam, Todd! And the torrent is at 97% right now, and I promised my friends I would seed for them afterwards! You know how important factions are!

I'M PIRATING NOW, THIS WAS YOUR LAST WARNING

how does no toddposter have that image? I swore he posted it a few weeks ago

Hello sir or madam, just going house to house checking consoles and computers for Fallout 4 and D44M, may i come in?

Anyone have the 'Never should have bought it.' Bandit edit?

What if I told you my copy of Fallout 4 has cobwebs on it?

Piss off Todd, we've already got New Vegas.

MODS

Sure, seems like you've all the right equipment. I was just getting ready for my little girl activities.

Now I want the whole comic redone with Angry Todd smashing her over the head with the Fallout 4 box.

I implore you change your minds anons The bethesda strike team has been itching for some action

I said Fuck off you wanker, take your shitty game and go back to Polygon or whatever.

no one tell todd, but his game sucked wieners

Do you have a warrant, good sir?

A-user....Todd could be in this very thread RIGHT NOW

Todd, I told you I don't want to. Please, you're scaring me.

I'll show it to you once you let me in

Not today, mother fucker.

Sorry todd.
I just ordered a bunch of gundams with my credit card.
y-you forgive me... Right?

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What weapons do they give you?

C'mon and help a brother out, you got that house of yours, take a second mortgage out on it to get your old friend todd back on his feet. Think of it as an investment E3 is just around the corner...

Are you sure you want to be trespassing on the property of an armed policeman, Todd? We have incredibly loose Stand Your Ground laws here, and you're not black enough to warrant media coverage.

Okay, I definitely won't tell Todd Howard that you think Fallout 4 and all of its DLCs suck dicks like a Game Journalist at a press party.

what a shitty april fool's joke

>board becomes totally unusable
>actually quit Sup Forums of my own volition for a whole day

Okay, don't use the computer though, it's in the process of downloading a really large file right now. It's a game called Skyrim, you ever heard of it? I heard it's bad by itself but an amazing playground for modding. Got it for free off 4shared, can you believe it?

Despite Todd being a turbo manlet, his GODTIER looks, his position of power, and 10/10 video games make me CRAVE TODD'S COCK. CALL ME DREAMBOY TODD!

Police man here over the call is it true sir?
Did you Buy the season pass?

Discussion still happened, and later in the day it just became a meme like anything else. It really wasn't that bad.

Oh.. oh, h-hey Todd, buddy pal. Just sitting here playing some good old Fallout 3.

*cough*

Can't afford Fallout4 yet, gotta be going to the hospital to get my tr-treatments... la-later...

And guys, don't forget that Fallout 4 has console mods now! That means extra hours of fun!

Somethings off with you but I can't tell.

I'm gonna need your badge number.

Not as good as drop your son in a gorilla habitat simulator

Kek.

would you allow me to explain it over the course of a lengthy jeep ride?

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Huh...I guess that's a cool mod for PC? Keep at it bud, but I'm gonna check back in a week and you better have Fallout 4 by then.

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Just as soon as you Open your door for this nice man. I would hurry sir he looks like he is getting impatient

YOU WILL BUY YOU WILL BUY YOU WILL BUY

Sorry pal, We had a copy of Fallout 4, but we gave it to Charity. had a hell of a time trying to find one that would take it, nobody seemed to want it.

Haha, I wish, man, but you know how it is. The struggle, I mean. Got the wife and two kids now, along with that mortgage. Can't really spare that much money right now. I heard your game is free on the Internet, though. I know, I'll get it there and then support you through word of mouth! I could probably buy you lunch, though, if you want.

Accept me into your life. Let me enter you nice and softly. Once our flesh becomes one, you will truly be enlightened.

This is hands down my favorite Todd.

>tfw you'll never get enough Todd.

Because Bethdesda didn't make it

Fuck you Doom was great

Go to bed, Todd.

No man you dont understand, * cough* im also going through chemo *cough wheeze* i need the cash desperately I cant afford my meds i understand if you dont want to though, Tod bless stranger