What's your favorite pokemon?

What's your favorite pokemon?

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Post lewd glaceon's... you know the the one.

Big titty gardevoir

Psychic jetplane dragons

Which of these starters is objectively the best?
Hint: it's in the middle

THE BEST THERE EVER WAS

He is adorable and has bellydrum + extreme speed

Greninja slut.

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>the mediocre cat
>best

inb4 furfag :^)

what pokemon do you think would be the most eager to suck her trainer's dick?

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Eelektross

magcargo

so cute

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How many of you want to fuck your favorites?

everyone ITT

Rock on brother! Invincible metal dinosaur for life

I would not fuck a poison-type sea dragon. No sir.

Ninetails.

MAH NIGGAS WASS GOOD

This nigga.

Signature moves
Signature Item
Signature fuck you in the ass.

Croagunk

A tie between Spiritomb, Mew and Porygon-Z

Is it worse to have a starter or a legendary as your favorite?

You'd have to get something good to convince me

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Either Dis nigga right here or Jolteon.

Mew is to be preserved and respected, I wouldn't even if she asked.

>she

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Rate and hate

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Furbait jackal
I don't play Pokémon games

Spheal is the true patrician's answer.

He's not even biologically compatible with me.

MASTER I TOOK A SHIT ON YOUR CAR

Gengar and Primeape

>He
Good fucking taste.

Arachnids are cool

>Men can also give birth

You will cease your insult of the great Mew this instant.

Every TM motherfucker, if it's a TM she knows it.

Anything with a hole is compatible.

I'm a legendary fag. Love me some Mewtwo, Ho-oH, and Rayquaza. Also Giratina's Origin forme.

Me.

What Pokemon would you marry and impregnate?

Either one of these, I really can't decide between them.

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Thank you god - It's fucking perfect.

youtube.com/watch?v=oH83aXI2mn8

>sfur
Gay

Shit on it all you want but I love this little fucker.

you neg?

That's the reason he's my favorite

Best fossil.

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FUCKOUTTAMYWAY

I'LL SNAB YOU

You can't impregnate a male

>Design is both cool and cute
>Best cry
>Very original and powerful typings
>Viable since Gen 2
>Doesn't even need evo, top nigga straight off the shelf
>Signature move kicks ass
>Burns only make his bug penis harder

Doesn't mean you can't try.

The forgotten 4th legendary bird

My first pokemon that I caught myself. Kept him to the end.

this has bugged me for ages, what is sfur?
I get that it's a furry thing, but I don't know what the s is for

You mean Arcanine?

The opposite of gfur

straight

it's for short -- short fur.

Go on /trash/ and see for yourself

My nigga

Call me stupid if you want.

Patrician taste there amigo

There's no way that's not his mouth.

Anime fags please confirm

Aye swimae.

I'd always thought that they were going to reveal him to be a legendary of wind; his jap name is Windie and the stone grouped him with the birds.

Still love him cuz it reminds me of my dog

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Absol-utly.


Yeah Totally would.

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ralts :3
any ralts fans haha!?

Raichu.

>it's a dead child
Why?

Seems inconsistent. Some shots show it like what most people think; the wavy mouth. But then sometimes you get shots like pic related.

Goodra.

metagross

Pic related for the other kind of shot. The head-sticking out one is probably just a design error.

REAL IMP HOURS

Electabuzz was always my favorite because of its design and rarity, but then they fucked it up with shit-tier pre/evolution stages.

horrifying

>tfw expected an innocent pokemon thread
>get furfags and autistic weirdos

Looks like it's a mouth in game.

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How long have you been here?

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>Quick team, what color scheme do we pick for this shiny?
>How about neon pink or neon green?
>Brilliant!

Alakazam

>op's post is an eeveelution
>not expecting furfag autists
Maybe you're just dumb

Audino. They seem eager to help Humans. Like way to eager.

Friendly reminder that if you want to fuck a number of pokemon higher than half the amount of your age, you have problems.

most likely longer than you

i keep fooling myself expecting better from this crowd

You think you're mad? I wanted to talk about video games but everyone ignored me, thinking I actually give a fuck who their favorite pokemon is.

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