Kirby just ate you
What power does he gain?
Kirby just ate you
Nicholas Nguyen
Elijah Turner
Ability to masturbate all day.
Wyatt Diaz
Suicidal depression
Evan Cook
Probably a boner since I have a vore fetish
Luke Evans
this desu
Zachary Morales
retardation
Liam Rivera
crippling self-esteem issues
Gabriel Price
Laziness.
Henry Flores
The ability to be a faggot.
Carson Perez
pretty good at public speaking
able to cook a variety of chinese soup dishes
above average tolerance to spirits
MDMA addiction
british accent
Joshua Ross
Obesity
Elijah Diaz
Jade(d).
Lucas Walker
A really strong left arm, and anger problems.
Charles Baker
The power to be dead inside.
Alexander Martinez
Shitposting
William Miller
Indigestion
Liam Long
Hay fever.
Gives powerful consecutive sneezes.
Aiden Sanders
Sleep, but it's permanent.
Henry Smith
Narcissism and lack of empathy
Asher Carter
Ability to be completely unimpressed by virtually anything
Ayden Lewis
Misery and debt
Jacob Campbell
Ability to solve most obscacles in life on pure luck and happenstance alone without any effort or input required.
Borderline quantum-probability superpowers
Parker Lopez
Gender dysphoria.
Jaxson Flores
Tits
Joshua Clark
An inexplicable attraction to Dedede.
Adrian Adams
The power of being a lazy useless piece of shit.
Adrian Campbell
Kirby can now knock enemies out with his armpit stink because he hasn't showered in a few months and is a lazy disgusting shit who isn't fit to be out in public.
Christopher Johnson
hedonism
Jackson Hughes
Aspergers
Easton Bailey
So in other words a flaming homosexual.
Colton Jenkins
The power of no conviction towards living.
Brandon Jones
Painless suicide
Sebastian Jackson
The power to spend too much money on figures.
Mason Ortiz
Probably something like Mic Kirby, but with a variety of instruments that change out after every use.
Would be cool, actually.
Brody Ross
Swoleness?
I'm bretty /fit/ desu
Dominic Gray
he gains no power