Poop... poop!
I have to poop!
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BRBRTRTPPPPRRRRRRRRTTTT
pee pee
PEE PEE TOO
pppiisshhhh....IIISSHHHHHHSSSSHHHHHSS
poop again!
ppffffrrrrrt.....prrrttt......BBBRRRAPPPPPP
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ugh....
>Average pcuck
>tfw you have to pee in the middle of pooping
>release piss into toilet while sitting down and all the shit water splashes up onto your ass hole
>forever discomfort for the rest of the shitting session
OP, as a master artist with 100.000 hours in paint i can tell you that you made some mistakes with the anatomy of your wojak.
stop posting this
>Having to take a shit while fapping
>Same muscles that control the sphincter control ejaculation
>Trying to cum while holding in a shit
>Those uncontrollable farts that escape while cumming
One of these days I am going to shit myself, Sup Forums I can feel it.
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what a great thread
thank you OP
i am the janitor and i appove of this thread
Can you retards just not post/bump in the one thread conjured up by a literal 12 y.o.?
Is that where consoleplebs think shit comes out of?
why is there shit coming out of his upper thigh? has he sprung a leak?
Still the best thread today
>tfw you can't afford TP because you spent all your TP money on Overwatch crates and Steam trading cards for crafting badges
;w;
Will ERP for TP money...
/wg/ here.
Excellent thread. I'm bringing all the boys over to join in on this sick thread.
>on train ride
>stop at station
>need to pee really badly
>go to piss
>need to shit also, so can't piss
>toilet is extremely dirty
Who else has been in this chair?
Someone is mad that they can't have 60fps. Gtfo poor fag. Use your art skills to pay for a good rig.
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Thanks OP for the great thread. You really brought up some great points to discuss on the topic of video games.
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I shit myself for the first time in my life just last month. It could happen to you, too.
1st time in your adult life*
That why you put some toilet paper down
P-please respond, potential goshujinsamas...
Does anyone else wipe their asshole until blood starts to appear on toilet paper?
sometimes ye
Use baby tissues
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>mfw it's a clean wipe
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>wet feeling shit
>its a no wipe special
>hard tear your asshole open shit
>have to wipe 15 times
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I'M FINNA POST IT UNTIL YOU LIKE IT
Why is poop coming from the side of his ankle? Is that a medical condition?
>mfw I literally only come to Sup Forums for threads like these lately
Mine was the embodiment of filth with massive shits clogging up the toilet. I just took a dump in the trashcan right next to it.
>shit out 4 pea sized poops
>have to wipe 20 times
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SORCERY?
You've gone too far this time the meme is destroying wojack
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Because he's full of shit
>Feels like a clean shit
>Everything is coming out smoothly until
>OHSHITBUGWHATTHEFUCK
>Bug makes you clench and pinch your loaf early
>Spend the next 5 minutes wiping your shame off
Kek
>someone was giggling why typing this out
This is why Rome fell
>take a massive, ungodly shit right before a shower
>get 100% clean
>have shit again 45 minutes after getting out of the shower right before bed
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
quads
i just skip shitting after the shower because i feel so dirty otherwise
>tfw I only shit once every 3 days
>he uses TP
fucking cavemen
>wipe your ass clean.
>walk around for an hour or so or generally be active
>suddenly it feels like you have melted chocolate settling in your asshole
>asshole starts to feel real itchy
>dont want to scratch your butt because that will create skidmarks
Scrape it
Would you let her poop on you?
>not using toilet roll to scratch it
>take a normal shit, everything's going smooth as silk
>on the last loaf, it breaks off prematurely leaving a melted hershey's kiss in my asshole
>have to scoop it out and then wipe 80 times
videogames
Dis a late night Sup Forums thread?
Get the party started then faggots.