OH HELLLLLLL NO I AIN'T TOUCHIN' DAT SHIT MMM MMM HELLL NAH

OH HELLLLLLL NO I AIN'T TOUCHIN' DAT SHIT MMM MMM HELLL NAH

Latisha now travels at your side in the last video game you played. You must keep her alive at all costs. How fucked are you?

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I'd probably kill myself from all the sass

I don't think Latisha could survive in Bloodborne so I'd be fucked.

I'd be relentlessly talking that fat, sassy ass.

Geralt has no shame.

Battlefleet gothic armada.

Well how fuck am I?

*tapping

if the Brother Hood dont shoot her for looking like a Super Mutant, she prob would end up dead after the next Random encounter with Super Mutants

Fallout 1

>Payload: escort the sassy black woman

>Ultima 4

"AWWW HELLL NAW, YOU AIN'T GONNA LET THAT ORC RUN AWAY."
"NIGGA YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE MANTRA? WHY DID LORD BRITISH PICK YO DUM ASS TO BECOME THE AVATAR?"
"IOLO SHUT THE FUCK UP WE DON'T WANNA HEAR YOU SING 'BOUT HOW MANY DICKS YOU SUCKED."
"AWWW HELL NO I AIN'T GOIN' IN NO ABYSS."

DAAAAYUUUM ARE YOU SEEIN' DIS SHIT

DIS CRAY CRAY GAWT ENOUGH HEADS FOR ALL MY TITTIES

OH LAWD HAVE MERCY ON ME

LAWDY IM SO HORNY I ALMOST LOST MY SHIT

>DAYUM, THEY GOT NIGGAS UP ON CROSSES, THIS SOME HANNIBAL LECTER SHIT
>OH HAAAAAAAAAIL NO THAT NIGGA A FURRY, YOU BES BE KILLIN THAT FAG SHIT user

>go independent
>Latisha takes over the Ultra-Luxe, deploys her fried chicken recipe in the restaurant, soon the wasteland abounds with tales of the avuncular colored woman who brought grape soda and jive talking back into fashion in the land

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I would say it like the Dwarf does. But apply it to a Black sassy fat woman.

>TF2 Medic
If Latisha can carry a minigun we're ok

>ff x2
Latisha "If they white, shoot on site" of Milwaukee

>DoW Soulstorm

As long as I can control her I'm good to go

>Quake 2 duel

The other player would probably turn her into pink mist every 3 seconds for the extra points.

Hell, I might turn her into pink mist with precise and well-timed railgun shots for extra points.

>cs go

well shit

>Persona 4
I don't think she can go through the TV in Junes so she's ok.

>Dead Island
Latisha's a big girl so I don't think the zombies are a problem and she ain't gonna let some skinny Asian bimbo show her up in front of Sam B.

Armored Core 4 Answer.

Well I guess it all depends on whether she gets her own mech.

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver
There's no way. The game would be too satanic for a Christian black woman's heart to handle.

there is literally nothing worse on this earth than black women

She probably could
And she'd be great support and Rise would be playable
>I see 4 of those ugly ass niggas
>You go gurl, that was some kung fu shit Chie

Don't niggers have new buzzwords like "lit" and
bruh? Fucking ebonics.

>Silent Hill 4
not much has changed, the escort section is just a lot more comical now.

Build her the Black Glint.

>you go gurl
That would be awesome.
And Playable Rise would be extremely strong considering her shadow was very powerful.

>Animal Crossing
DAYUM DEM ANIMALS BE TALKIN' SMACK

Which is a fucking waste
You couldn't even beat Rise's shadow without Teddie going kamikaze and then you can't even use her
I'm even more mad you can't have a threesome with Rise and her shadow

>demons souls
>tower of latisha

Latisha...wow dude that's kind of racist, very stereotypical name you gave her. Might want to keep an eye on that.

>Teddie goes Kamikaze
>He never goes Kamikaze ever again

Even if it depowered him pretty greatly, he took down a shadow you couldn't even touch and without his persona to boot. Then he just doesn't do that ever again.

>Destiny
>King's Fall
>Hard Mode

Fuck.jpg

Maybe he doesn't want to get flattened again
It's implied it was very uncomfortable and outright painful

>WWE 2K16
She just becomes my manager and helps me distract the ref and cheat my way to gold

You know what else is probably quite painful? Being dragged into Izanamis hellish white void by a mysterious hand creature.

A sassy black follower in Fallout 4 might actually be entertaining for a while

>one piece Pirate warriors 3

>Hotline Miami 2

RIP Latisha

I will protect her. With my Reinhardt !

She would be constantly spamming your voice chat with her gibberish and lovering your troops morale.

>DCS World
>my wingman is now a sassy black woman with no idea what she's doing
>can't even read the language the instrumentation in the cockpit is in
>Is fucking terrified of flying

This idea has me fucking rolling.

>AWW SHIT NIGGA, IS THAT A MUHFUCKIN MISSILE? LAWD JESUS PROTECK MY BLACK ASS

>path of exile

Team Fortress 2
I gonna stab myself in the face

>Black Mesa
>DAAAAYUM DIS PLACE IS RASIS
>SHEEEEEEIT! I AIN'T GOIN' DAT WAY! DEMS SPIDERS BE GOBBLIN' ALL DEM HEADS!
>AWWW HEEEELL NAW! I AIN'T GOIN' IN DAT GLOWIN' PO'TAL!

Whelp, I'm dead.

>dark souls

She'd probably fatroll off a cliff by accident or aggro the boss with her sass.

Tell me again how Sup Forums totally isn't racist

What would Latisha's shadow be like?

Retards actually believe Sup Forums isn't racist?

get your mayonnaise ass out of here before I call the cops to escort you to Funland, white boy!

Fucking Cumskins.

>Vermintide
Pretty fucked and will have "AW HELL NO!" ringing through my head all the time.

>Overwatch

New game mode confirmed.

You can't talk to me that way!

>Serious Sam Revolution
DAYYM IF I HEAR DEM HEADLESS HONKEYS ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD SAM

Shit, I've been playing Warthunder, is she my wingman or my tailgunner?

Either way she'll be passing out due to extreme G forces all the time, so I won't hear much.

>Make her the wingman
>Plane nose dives and crashes

>Make her the tailgunner
>Plane stalls backwards and crashes

RIP user.

Would play desu senpai.

I'll be honest, if every time my wingman goes down I'd hear a SHEEEEEEEEEEEIIIT over radio I'd lose my fucking mind laughing.

>stellaris
WHY YALL BE GETTIN AFTA DUM SPACE MONKEYS U RACIST ??

Witcher 2
Where all the black kings at edition.

Ace Attorney Trails and Tribulations
I'm fucked, aren't I

>German Wehrmacht soilder from RO2 fighting hordes for slavshitters

Pretty fucked