Tfw Yugioh threads keep getting deleted

>tfw Yugioh threads keep getting deleted

Not on my watch.

Is there an actual reason why this game's AI is so fucking broken?

Mods dont read past the OP so lets talk about the card game

post your favorite meme deck cards

>Temporarily blocked for 15 for breaking global rule #3
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How the FUCK does this relate to posting pictures of cards?

>playing YGO after Upper Deck was kill
>playing after XYZ and Pendulum
>mfw monarchs are still, after nearly 10 years, the best

15 minutes*

Why do they always delete the threads where people are chill?

I play my Alexandrite Dragon!

It's a Lv4 monster with 2000 ATK points!

Beats me. I guess Konami thought having literal psychic AI was good game design.

Sigh... I'll just have to make my move again.

I play my Dark Magic Curtain! By paying half my Life Points I can summon Dark Magician from my deck!

Next, I activate Megamorph! While my Life Points are lower than yours, my monster's original ATK is doubled!

Since I paid half my Life Points to summon my Dark Magician, his ATK becomes 5000!

Now I'll use my Axe of Despair! It gives my Dark Magician an extra 1000ATK points!

Then I'll activate Magic Formula, giving my Magician another 700ATK, and it will also give me back 1000 Life Points if it is destroyed!

I'm gonna use a card called Ego Boost! Giving my Dark Magician ANOTHER 1000ATK points!

can you just attack into my mirror force already?

Is pot of greed the biggest meme card?

no

...

As you can see, four of my five Spell/Trap zones are occupied. That's why I'm gonna play Mage Power! It gives my Dark Magician an extra 500ATK for each spell or trap card on my field.

Giving us a grand total of 10,200ATK!

You should know that you can't activate traps from your hand, and you only placed one monster on the field.

Now, Dark Magician! Dark Magic Attack!

I activate Honest from my hand

I win

>honest

I activate Rainbow Kuriboh from my hand!

Y-yes but that's only a 2000 LP difference.

I-I still stand.

You Lose...

I set one monster and end my turn... Your move.

>emptied hand by spamming equip cards
>no monster on your side of field
Unless you want to do some asspull shit on your first turn, you cant recover from this

doesnt matter, Alexandrite is going to finish him off, he has exactly 2k left

>draws pot of green into pot of greed into pot of greed

That's one too many Pot of Greed.

Not yet! The heart of the cards is with me!

Remember I gain 1000 LP when Magic Formula is destroyed.

Current mods are bumbling retards who don't know how to individually ban posters in threads

Does that explain much?

Alexandrite Dragon! Attack his set monster!

Not so fast! I reveal my set monster! Big Shield Gardna!

Ego boost :^)

My Big Shield Gardna may be destroyed but I am not! My turn! I have no choice but to set a monster and end it here.

>my turn
excuse me, you didnt allow me to enter main phase 2? JUDGEEEEEEEe

gg ez

Joke's on you! It was my Obnoxious Celtic Guard and I only have one copy of him in my deck!

aw SHET