You're walking around a corner when THIS FUCKING CUNT suddenly appears

You're walking around a corner when THIS FUCKING CUNT suddenly appears
What do you do?

freeze up

>picture implying that she's delicious brown

I fucking wish.

Hit my right mouse button, and knock that fat bitch back.

>Rendering device has been lost

Throw a tantrum

go to mcdonalds

Motorboat

Cuddle her

Sonic amplifier her face and crossfade the fuck out of there.

Clearly you've never seen a Chinese girl with a tan

Concussive Blast then mash dat shift button.

fly away

Make her fatter

ask her to sit on my face and fart

>Pull out some trash
>Teleport behind her
>Litter
Nothing personal...kid

UGHHHH

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

...

Try hit her legs so she falls to the ground and run away.

>drop biotic field
>I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
>gun her down like the pig dog she is
Heh...you didn't...make the cut..

ENGAGE RAPE SERVOMOTORS

My gf could cosplay as her...

>*unzips bang*
>WHOA THERE
>*fans hammer*

I want to CUDDLE Mei!

RIP AND TEARRRRR