Are you guys ready for the next GTAO Update that isn't just more lowriders?

Are you guys ready for the next GTAO Update that isn't just more lowriders?

Before the retards memers start posting I'm just gonna go ahead and say that we'll be very disappointed with this dl.. It's gonna turn out to be the same as the executives shit, a few gamemodes no one is ever going to play after the release day and some shark card bait.
I really wish R* reworked the concept of free roam.

Shark cards are on sale, so I'm gonna get the most expensive one. I'm done grinding for money, especially with these update coming.

Are there more major missions in gtao than what were released a couple months after PC release?

Aren't hackers still a thing? Why not ask for them to drop money? Unless you're not on pc ofc.

Xbox One

So what's the update supposed to change?

When the fuck is there going to be an Epsilon Program Heist, or a Merryweather Heist?

We're not getting new heists anytime soon.

Why do you need all the cars and shit? I see them more as bonuses you pick and choose from after playing normally.

>game crashs after update
thanks rockstar

>that feel when the only car I've technically bought is the free Jap import one
>Every other car I have are nice things you can carjack like the Futa and Felon

>Futa

>tfw pick one vehicle and make it your signature vehicle
>tfw awful headcanon going on in the background

>have a character with 50m worht of cars
>make new character
>just wear a bomber and drive a stock looking futo like some wheelman cliche

It wasn't very fun

your mistake was making a new character, user

you have to come back to that simpler existence as an old, ripened character with years/months worth of experience, past the allure and corruption, to truly appreciate it

otherwise you'll be repeating the growing process

think about it this way: level 22 character only rides sanchez because he has to, but within getting his first big break he will become shitter. level 440 character rides sanchez because he wants to. he has seen shitters, become shitter, and decides he no longer wants that life.

this is the headcanon, user. you have to live it.

I always drove silly shitheaps anyway. I only bought the cars because moneydroppers gave me money but I only use them in races. A Futo is more fun to drive than a superkart

As long as gtag exists im not excited.

Blater is cancer

but you will not know the feeling of being able to go back to that shitter life style any time you want and yet not out of self respect user

it is not quite the same

Nah, I stopped playing GTA V and online when it was pretty much confirmed they will never release the free story dlc they promised so they can go fuck themselves.

Glad I never bought one of those shitty sharkcards like some losers did.

This.
All they care about is money.
Fuck Rockstar.

I wouldn't be going back to anything because I've never played like a shitter in the first place

>when it was pretty much confirmed they will never release the free story dlc
this was never confirmed

Holy shit Red Beard

you drove one of all the cars you purchased at least once, right?

one of those cars may have been notorious because of shitters and therefore you would have been commonly perceived as a shitter while driving it

nonetheless it is an option which you will lack for the time being user

Holy fuck is adventure quest still online?

>you drove one of all the cars you purchased at least once, right?

Yeah when going to the mod shop

>GTA:O gets lots of updates
>GTA:V gets pretty much nothing, only some of GTA:O's weapons
>all the cars, clothing and extra stuff isn't available in story mode
>no story mode insurance, so never feel like cruising in expensive cars

I can't fucking believe they're still doing this shit instead of fucking real DLC.
Rockstar are fucking assholes.

Nobody would buy shitty single player DLC

You keep telling yourself that, faggot.

How many people bought EFLC or Undead Nightmare. Not enough to make them consider the same for V

You're an idiot, they made a killing off those. They also made a fucking killing off shark cards, they are just shoveling dog-shit multiplayer content down your throat for "free". And not to mention their shitty attitude towards the modding community and how "you can't make a better multiplayer mod than us, we will sue and harass you"

GTA singleplayer is where it's at.

I never play single player

Is anyone actually playing this who isn't a fucking twitch streamer playing for yucks? Or BR?

THE SOLE REASON I CARE ABOUT GTA:O IS CLOTHES

And they haven't given female character good clothes in forever desu

it sucks to be that way, but everything online gets, someone mods into the SP.

Is this worth buying on the PC now?

Havent played it since it released on the shitbox 360.

did they ever fix their hacker issue?

I'd put a higher priority on hair styles considering 99% of them don't work on white women

Making my character a C. Viper rip-off was an asspull, I doubt this would look any good on someone that isn't a latina otherwise

the valentine update added a lot. how long have you not played?

>Make a game about satirical capitalism
>Publisher do business moves that proves the points said game is trying to make.

Like pottery

fabulous

>have a shitload of money
>enjoy driving the non-superfast shit thats cheap like Blista Compact. Futo and Dukes
>select one of those cars in heist
>heistbuddies call out my choice of vehicle and tell me im a poorfag shitter
>they all either spawn Armored Kuruma or T20
How do I prove that it's not my opinion that's shit?

Beat them to the objectives

Do the heist but log out at the end of the finale.

Look just like Stoner girl from SR2

They gave her 1 dress and its not the kinda dress any girls worn literally since the flappers in the '20s.
This game is supposed to be
>DUDE 'MURICA WEED LOL 201X MAN
and they give me pic related

don't bother. I use my vapid blade and casco a lot. don't care about the super shitters, with their gaudy, neo colored t20s.

more than half the time I beat them to the objective, since a lot of them don't know how to drive a car that fast.

Why do they always use T20 instead of the other ones

It's incredible how shit people are at driving in a game where you drive half the time

That wouldn't matter.
We always end up getting our vehicles stuck in bizzare places and end up driving a stolen vehicle anyways

Its objectively the fastest car of course.

I know.

I actually find bicycles to be the most rewarding vehicle. Only down side is no radio/mp3.
Real missed opportunity for R*, I put the time into making my custom radio: I WANT TO USE IT!
Tried playing thru steam overlay browser, but its not advantageous to have to "tab out" to turn off the music so you can hear gunfire or voice chat.

Which brings me to your point.
You can out maneuver cars on a bike.

The difference is really marginal especially when they can't even drive at top speed

Haven't played in over a year, are there any new bikes with goofball ass physics. Once I found the Bati I literally stopped using anything else. The ability to hit a curve and jump a fucking building was just too good. But all the new bikes were supers or dirt bikes and either didn't fling around or were dirt bikes which are just wierd.

>the power of PC
wow nice shit tier textures , my xbone has better rendering

Speaking of bikes, I been fooling around with the half pipes and skate parks around LS on my BMX. I should not be getting that much enjoyment while I pull off tricks like it a THPS game. Even have a Benny's modded car to play music from the trunk while I do it.

I remember playing last summer on PC, and getting tons of money from Russian kiddo hackers, and literally buying everything I could. Then I got burned out from the game so I decided to cosplay a ''Let's go invisible'' thing. I sold all my cars except for the ones I already bought and lost all that hackmoney. Somehow, I wound up with better players in the sessions, less kids and such. A month later, lowrider dlc is announced, I am butthurt over a fucking 64 impala costing 1,5 million bucks, and I find hackers again. The only thing that makes me hate hackers on pc- I don't feel special for having an adder or anything like that, even back when I earned it, because every fucking level 5 has it.

HOLY SHIT WELL THATS GREAT

but seriously thats nice. how do you get the car to the half pipe?
do you have to steal the bike at the halfpipe?
cause when im on my bike, i can't call for another ride cause
>im too close to der personal vehicle derperder

yes

...

I just want to be able to play fucking jobs with people. I play with my buddy and everytime we go to do a random job, there is like one fucking person. Been like that since god damn launch.

I can't see having my bike and car in the same place without walking from one to the other or waiting xx minutes for privilege to get another transport from mechanic.

i wanted to know how he gets the car and the bike together as so he can hear the radio

i also didn't know you can mod car speakers.
might do just that myself.

Yeah, it's gotten to the point i kinda wanna play on ps4 or something, but all my friends are fellow mustard races, and like fuck im gonna pay $60 a year for it. I also imagine it has tonnes of 12 year old screamers.

There usually a bike laying near the half pipe. I know there one in strawberry.

>tfw no qt /fa/ gf

Nah, fuck grinding
>playing the game on ps3 near release
>every mission pays peanuts at the time
>eventually everyone finds out about covenant and rooftop rumble
>do a bit of grinding with random retards
>missions take longer than they should since everyone is running around trying to aim their shitty pistol and smg with the controller (lock-on helped a lot)
>only get enough money to buy a $200k car and a mid-tier apartment
>get sick of playing with randoms and quit playing after the first July 4th update
I got it for PC, got hackerbux, and I'm having a better time than before
I don't have to worry about money.
I can play the game however I like.
I do missions for fun rather than for the grind.
Fuck the rat race.

thanks for ruining gta:o for us

>that feel when no qt Sup Forums gf to shitpost about video games with instead of actually playing them

>purposely driving an inferior vehicle
>hurr durrr why do other people not like my hipster taste XDD

>Try online mode
>every 2 minutes some BS about some mode idgaf about pops up
>forced into events I don't give a fuck about
>go back to messing around in store mode

Is there a way to opt out of those mandatory events and disable those popups for online only? I still wanna see shit in story mode not just every 2 fucking minutes in free roam

>still no single player DLC
>keep churning out shit for the online which barely anyone plays anymore

t-thanks rockstar

I just bought it and enjoying the fuck outta story mode again. There's plenty of single players mods out there too. You can't go wrong for $40.

> free dlc
Wut

I'm pissed off about no sp too but the only thing rockstar ever mentioned was more assassination missions and the fact dlc was in the works 2 years ago when giving people money because of shitty launch

im surprised those heels dont snap under her weight

I actually just bought the PS4 version. Last time I played was when the 360 had it's final update and was killed off.

What are the biggest things I should do/get? I seriously want the Hotknife (glitched to get it back in the day, had it taken away by Crookstar), but what else?

I have roughly six million, are yachts worth it?

What evens are you talking about

There was one where someone had to get a vhecile and stay on it for X amount of time and another to see who could get the fastest land speed. I just wanna disable those online pop ups (the ones that say event 2-8 players etc) and not be tossed into events I have no interest in doing.

Yachts are just apartments with a helipad so make your decision on that.

Those have never happened to me. Wasn't there some option to disable invites somewhere

I think the PS4 version have five property slots, right? Does the yacht cut into that? I definitely prioritize cars over a helipad.

But they are a comfy bunch. I wanna ride around town and do stupid bike tricks with them again.

The only fun thing about GTAO is doing heists with friends.

Are they adding more shit like this with this update?

Thanks for ruining the GTA franchise for us, you mean.

Because of fucks like you, we won't get singleplayer DLC for GTA V and next GTA games will also focus on online bullshit.

why do u quote me i say shark cards R bad

>mfw if multiplayer ever stops getting hacked, singleplayer wont have hacks either

holy fuck

god dammit

we cant win either way

I corrected you. You said it ruined GTA:O, I say it ruined GTA in general.