ITT: Shit that Sup Forums shilled and never got proper release

ITT: Shit that Sup Forums shilled and never got proper release

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>tfw dev went full sjw

>you didn't buy starbound

I shilled for Evolve because hunt is a fun gamemode.
This was before I figured out hunt is the only gamemode and everything else is just hunt +.

I was defending dragon age's 2 demo on Sup Forums when it was getting laughed at. And then the full game came out and I bought it and immediately regretted my decision.

What happened to it?

How is that even possible? I played the demo for 5 minutes before I knew it was total shit.

Took the money and ran.

its even worse because its actually a fun game. Shame jewire did everything to kill it

apparently games continuing to be developed are considered "dropped", just like Cube World

thanks Sup Forums

It was an Early Access game on Steam with a projected completion date that was longer than several months.

So inevitably it became an abandoned project, or had an arbitrarily named "1.0" update (I'm looking at you, Squad) and "ran with the money".

Simple economics tells you that Early Access is a god damn joke to that scale.

>fuck yeah, stick it to the publishers!

OH WOW LOOK AT THAT A BIG FAT NOTHING HAPPENED

Don't lie.

the game is like 8 years in development and still in alpha. Come the fuck on.

>tfw this is accurate
>still holding out hope Subnatucia will some day be good

...

>Damn publishers with their deadlines and development milestones. How dare they make sure we aren't pissing away the budget! Foresight and planning are an affront to creativity and innovation, which can only be achieved by not setting goals and working towards them!

No they didn't

>tfw Notch now spends his days shitposting on Twitter and pissing off SJWs with complete immunity because he's a billionaire with no employment to fuck with

>tfw you will never be a billionnaire shit posting on twitter all day

>surprised that a furfag is a sjw

thanks Sup Forums

>>Damn publishers with their deadlines and development milestones. How dare they make sure we aren't pissing away the budget! Foresight and planning are an affront to creativity and innovation, which can only be achieved by not setting goals and working towards them!

At least the modding community exists.

fuck off dipshit, publishers only make video games worse, never once has a game become better because a shitty publisher came aboard

>took them nearly a year to roll back the kneejerk support nerf
>they're treating the beta as the full release
>sharpshooter's weapons are out but they still havent bothered to make the class
beta done right goys

>bad thing is done
>people realize it's a bad thing
>go in the polar opposite, in the process do many fresh, new bad things
t. every ideological conflict ever, from politics to religion to law to culture to group identity etc.

hue

Well, billionaire or not you can always shitpost on twitter.

>Modding Community
>Modern Minecraft

Wait what happened

...

it's not the same

My my user.

Thats an awfully nice and easy to use Modding API you have there!

I'd be a shame if...somebody...were to change it.

It got infested by "complex" mods and hasn't recovered

Eugh

>Notch suddenly becomes rich as shit
>Drifts in with the rich and shitty because he has no idea how to handle it
>Lets people stick to him like barnacles
>Acts like a jackass
>Marries a gold digger
>Suddenly father dies
>Wife cheats on him
>Suddenly left billions of dollars and no fulfillment in life beyond his money

>Complete game that is missing features due to pressure from deadline, what remains is polished and mechanically sound.
>Unfinshed game with half baked ideas because the developers lacked the attention span for each idea; most assets are placeholder and nothing is polished.

Guess which is the better game.

>this has been in closed alpha for over 6 years because the dev team is so fucking autistic that they keep focusing on tiny little details instead of a fully fleshed out game

Fucking autistics.

>publishers cause this to happen
>not just good development studios

fucking apologist retards like you are why publishers still have a stranglehold on video games

Yeah but billionaire shit posts end up on the news.

His wife cheated on him?
If I had a billion dollars I'd have left her first and bought one of those sex cruise ships and spend the rest of my life in the seas around south Asia, hiring the best whores in the world...

do they even know what is the game is about now?
I remember back in 2014 it was just a "run around fighting things sandbox"

Or you can have a bit of both and still make a great game

>"While it's true that Stanley Kubrick once took 170 takes to the same scene, he was a flighty, auteur genius, and the same behavior pattern could easily be displayed by an incompetent spod with no planning skills and an indirectly proportional ego." Russel Crowe

>ITT: Shit that Sup Forums shilled and never got proper release

it was 5 faggots spamming it on Sup Forums and they were all furries, it was a trash game and bad concept from the beginning.

>Interested in the game
>35 dollaridos for some shit thats litterally pre-alpha
>contact the developer personally since he had it up on his blog
>ask him if he had any intentions on lower the price or doing any sales soon.
>plainly states he had no plans on doing that
>Ask "What happens if development is never completed?" citing other games that have never been finished
>get told some bullshit about how hes not like anyone else and his game is going to be great

shit you not

>2018
>implying

The reason publishers have so much power is because the massive AAA releases that the casuals crave require more budget than anyone can bankroll.

Also trusting any developer with managing their own spending and deadlines is product suicide. That's just not how shit works, if you were older than 16 and had a job in the tech industry, you would know this.

his wife left him before he sold minecraft to microsoft

>bullshit that never happened
do show the emails if you got em then

t. Tim Shaefer

i bet she's fucking pissed
if she waited longer she'd be a billionnaire

>$114k on KS

I sure as fuck didnt use my main email address so im not sure where the emails are. I should have taken pictures then but i didnt think it would really end up being important.

take it for what you will but it wasn't a very interesting conversation besides his ego, i just wanted a cheaper game, woulda bought it if it was 15.

that's not how it works

not sure how it is in Sweden but for Cuckifornia (where he lives now) you have to be married for 10 years before you get half

Shouldn't you be working on Psychnauts 2?

cube wurld

THE WORK OF ONE WHO CONSORTS WITH BEASTS

>furry shit
Good.

Not him, but I've contacted devs as you've stated for similar reasons and actually have been tipped off on sales (project zomboid) so I believe it.

bah missed opportunity, see if you can recover them as the fallout of it could be extremely entertaining to watch
also i agree with pricing being too steep at this point

I cry every night

I am a multimillionaire who shitposts on twitter though

Oh come the fuck on. You can't be serious.

Squad is improving every month

Does anyone remember that game Roam?
Was in development, successful kickstarter, weekly updates, all of a sudden went dark for months.
Turned out one dev who was fired 6 weeks into the project had taken the other folks to court over bullshit and supposedly the game is finished sitting on their digital shelf to rot while the founders refuse to pay this guy who won some bullshit case.

>Sup Forums

Just you furfag circlejerkers.

From beginning to the end, and I relished the inevitability from the start of this shit parade.

stop playing Overwatch Elon, get some taste nigga

I'm a girl

>Dwarf Fortress has been in alpha for 14 years
>These faggots complain about their KS game not getting an update every month.

You guys need to learn some patience, but then again, Toady is a model developer and will probably release his game before any KS.

>tfw when still hold out hope for Cubeworld

Do you draw warframe porn by any chance?

DF is literally 2 people.

>Dwarf Fortress has been in alpha for 14 years
>making $4000 a month on patreon
>retards still paying him

As far as I know, Toady does all the coding and actual game development, what does Zach even do?

To be fair, Toady has shown more dedication to his game in 14 years than any of these modern indie game developers.

Toady said DF would be finished on Dec 21st, 2012. The guy fibbed.

>because I work alone I can never say when anything I do will be finished, it's always way off, whether I finish early or late
I know Toady's pain

Starbound is almost done and cool as shit, just because it takes em a while does not mean there has been no progress... because there has been a lot.

it's still based
wol_lay released a couple of updates on his insta on may

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>almost done
Lol

frequent updates I think

Whatever happened to TUG?

I thought it was 2030.

He said in 2011 that it would take another 20 years to reach 1.0. Can't wait to tell the grandchildren about me playing Dwarf Fortress when the interface was a piece of shit.

that should be marty

>incompetent spod with no planning skills and an indirectly proportional ego."
I agree but man this is ironic coming from Russel Crowe

is it good?

Where's your academy award?

beautiful mind is overrated shit despite the GREAT cast

the community actually cucked themselves into thinking it doesn't need graphics as well

>filename
LIES

it's garbage and barely has any content because they keep scrapping everthing and starting over so they can milk more money from patreon

Isn't subnautica good now? Aren't they done-ish?

No, don't even consider it until they finish more than half the animations.
Right now it's an absolute mess.
Although the loli demons and fempups get me rock-hard.

I still play it often, mostly in single player hard/suicidal, while not much, Ive made like 10 dollars from the drop system.

Guess most people burnt out by marathoning it, I just play like five or six hours a week.

It's playable, but it's seriously lacking content to justify exploration, as well as buildan mechanics to make a funhouse.

What EA games were/are actual scams? Like things that modified the promised content, or just straight up ran with the money? Not just inept stupid devs in over their heads, but actual scams.

>needing graphics

You have to be 18 to post here, kid.

This has inspired me to make a successful game.

I just want to tell SJWs to piss of all day.