GET ON THE GODDAMN POINT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!! YOU DON'T NEED TO CHASE THAT WIDOWMAKER CAMPING ON THE ASS END OF THE...

GET ON THE GODDAMN POINT YOU FUCKING IDIOTS!! YOU DON'T NEED TO CHASE THAT WIDOWMAKER CAMPING ON THE ASS END OF THE MAP! NOR THAT TRACER RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES! I HAVE A ZARYA, A WINSTON, AND GENJI ALL POUNDING MY ASS SIMULTANEOUSLY WHILE DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP REINHEARDT FROM DYING WHILE ON THE POINT/PAYLOAD! FUCK!! YOU WON'T EVEN GROUP UP WHEN MY ULTIMATE IS CHARGED AND I TELL YOU TO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

Kek fucking healsluts I swear. It's your job to support your teammates and follow them around, not vice versa.

I almost constantly see teammates literally running away from the point during overtime because they're afraid of dying trying to make a final push.

This game is some kind of magnet for retards who are more afraid of dying than losing.

>I almost constantly see teammates literally running away from the point during overtime because they're afraid of dying trying to make a final push.

I fucking hate people.

If we're in overtime it's literally better to just throw yourself into the fire just to immediately die so you can at least reset the timer with a contest than it is to hide in a corner and just let it go to zero.

>DESPERATELY TRYING TO KEEP REINHEARDT FROM DYING
>Lucio keeping people alive
Good one.

FUCK YOU NIGGER GET ON THE FUCKING POINT AND HELP

Happened to me yesterday in Ilios, a idiot Junkrat just standing behind the point taking cover instead of resetting the godamn timer.

In 9 out of every 10 games I wonder if I'm the only one that wants to win

>GET ON THE GODDAMN
no, my K/D is more important, you can die for me

Of course he keeps people alive, you dong. His passive healing is great for keeping squishies alive, and his amp it up can send most heroes (Barring tanks) fairly quickly back to full health. Not to mention his ult, which is basically a panic button which gives everybody an obscene amount of health for a short period.

YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE YOUR K/D WHILE IN THE MATCH YOU FUCK AAAAAAARGHHH

Exact same experience, was playing with my friends on watchpoint and they just pissed off and i
was the only on o the payload as Lucio, i would have moved but it stays still unless someone is on
it. It pisses me off to see them just running off to what i assume is get a better KDA since they are
all sued to League of legends and COD.

spotted the mercy fag, Mercy does 50hp/sec, Lucio does 40hp/sec after E to everyone within his radius, Lucio can deal damage and heal several teamates simultaneously, he can significantly speedboost his teamates to the objective, he can make his teamates immortal for a breif period of time. Lucio is the apex support, get fucked.

I HATE THIS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

5 FUCKING

TEAMMATES

HIDING BEHIND THE POINT ON HANAMURA BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT TO BE KILLED DURING THE OVERTIME

THEN THEY COMPLAIN THAT I AM SYMMETRA EVEN THOUGH I GET 20+ KILLS A GAME AND SHIELD FOR DAYS

You know people are bad when I got POTG as Symmetra when I ran head first by myself to an attacking payload and wiped everyone out with M1

>playing overwatch without having 5 other friends

why?

you're the worst kind of person and are better off playing CoD

most of the time lucio-shitters just running around alone trying to push lone widowmaker off the map to get kill, while Mercy is bouncing on reinhardt dick pushing cart

>Group Up!
>My Ultimate (Sound Barrier is Charged)
>My Ultimate (Sound Barrier is Charged)
>Group Up!
>Group Up!
>Group Up!
>My Ultimate (Sound Barrier is Charged)
>You can't send messages too often

Follow my three step process and you'll have a 60%+ winrate with Lucio like I do

1. Bind an easily accessible key to the "group up" voice line.
2. Press that key whenever the team is starting to stray too far.
3. Win at everything forever.

>game is at overtime
>4 of my people around the payload without actually being on it doing
>I'm playing mercy and I'm the only one dancing around the point.
>potg is the enemy mercy ulting 3 of her competent team mates

Pic related, I instinctively press escape for POTG's I fucking hate

THOSE IDIOTS WON'T FUCKING LISTEN
I KEEP SPAMMING IT ALL THE TIME AND NOBODY EVER COMES
INSTEAD THEY'D RATHER FUCK OFF SOMEWHERE AND EPIC TRY TO LOLSPAWNCAMP THE ENEMY TEAM AND SUBSEQUENTLY GET RAPED AND I'M THE ONLY ONE LEFT ON THE POINT

>potg is the enemy mercy ulting
damn I hate this stupid potg's
>kill 3 enemies alone
>mercy revives them
>she gets potg and not you

THEY DONT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH

>payload
>hanamura
sure thing champ

I understand you user, when I play soldier 76 and pushing cart alone/ capturing objective I am as frustrated

I long ago gave up any pretensions of team cohesion, when I play lucio I basically just play like an offense character and if any of my teammates are around then good but if not then fuck it.

It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that 99% of the time they all die within ten seconds again anyway

should've killed the mercy first, idiot

Made me kek a little.

fucking Mercyfags
you idiots can heal to 8k in one match, meanwhile lucio heals easily to 11k

WELL THEY'RE PLAYING A GAME IN ENGLISH; THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM THEN IS IT?
BLIZZARD WERE NOT KIND ENOUGH TO PROVIDE US WITH AUTOMATIC VOICE COMMANDS IN SPANISH OR RUSSIAN OR BRAZILLIAN OR BINARY CODE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK LANGUAGE THESE BRAINLESS TWITS SPEAK, ALTHOUGH BASED ON THEIR BEHAVIOR I AM BEGINNING TO DOUBT THEY CAN ACTUALLY SPEAK, OR DO ANYTHING BESIDE STARE AT THE SCREEN AND SLOWLY DROOL.

yeah, while she Lshifts to their corpses on the speed of sound from other part of map and presses one button

So many fucking morons in this game
So many of these fucks think they can win by just focusing on killing the enemy team like its some fucking deathmatch

the best part is when the morons think they aren't as moronic as the rest of their team and go whine about shit like 'elo hell' and 'forced 50%'

>THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO :(((
cry more, baby

I have the opposite problem. I always jump into the point to try to keep it on overtime or to try to pressure the enemy team and it's fairly often that I die within 2 seconds of doing it.

You can't heal through an earthshatter/graviton wombo combo though. Sometimes that res just outright saves the game, and it's bullshit.

but i don't like playing as a nigger

and if they focus on objective they just die in seconds to bastion, since none knows how to kill him

Calm down Lucìo, you're scaring your fans.

FUCKING THIS, STOP FUCKING AROUND NIGGERS

>Pick Winston
>Told the team I'll do some monkey business and go deep in enemy lines to disrupt them before we start
>Spends the game pushing the payload alone and occasionally bubble up when I'm surrounded.
>Die, push, repeat.
>Team is somewhere in Narnia the whole game

At least I have a solid 3 mins of objective time.

>Heroes never die! DIE! DIE! DIE!
>tfw I resurrected 3 people into ulting Reaper
>tfw I did it twice in one match

>Defend on Hollywood
>Pick Torb
>put my Turret on the vertical moving platform
>Win

>press q on reaper for 5 kills
>Helden sterben nicht!
>kill all of them AGAIN with just mouse1 while my team is nowhere to be found
>win game
>3:30 objective time
>mercy still gets potg
mad

>Team based game
>Wins are out of your hand if your team is shit
>The only objective measure of your own skill is KDA

>Implying I'm going to ruin my KDA on a clutch when we'll probably lose anyway

you're already one, i don't see the problem

So I found out today that I don't actually suck at the game, I'm just either constantly playing against premade groups, or I am being paired with the most braindead fucks on this planet. Although, functionally it's the same thing.

>You can see your eliminations
>You can see your deaths
>You can't do simple division

TFW

>Caring about winning in quick play

LUL

It's literally the casual mode of the game keep crying bb

>Defending volskaya
>Pharah decides she'll fuckoff at the enemy spawn the entire time and die immediately
>On last point she still keeps fucking off and getting killed (she falls off of the map like three times) spamming the I need healing button when she's nowhere near the point where most of the fighting is

Eliminations =/= kills

you think that probably because you didn't get to see my face when i was fucking your ass

>being a fag

this is the worst for a support player like me. people bitch and bitch at you for not running into a firefight to heal them when they've got almost double the health you do

>not dating the superior gender

Widowmaker shouldn't be able to get potg, 100% of the time it's just her using wallhack and waiting for squishy to walk in her vision and start fighting her teammates while she headshots them

>attack on hollywood
>I'm lucio and we have 1 widow and 1 pharah
>the opposite team have a torbjorn with a sentry at the exact spot you're mentioning
>for 2 entire minutes everyone is ignoring the sentry and keep dying like morons
>I'm finally tired of this shit, go pharah and destroy the sentry in 3 rockets


what the fuck is wrong with people not being able to shot a moving target in this game? Same fucking thing with the moving plateform in the russian shitty industrial building.

Pharah only has like 200 health

to be fair i've never actually had a pharah bitch at me for heals

>it's a reaper/genji/widow begging for heal at the extreme opposite of the map episode

Haha healsluts when will they learn, k/d is more important then taking points : )

>it's a 'toblerone/symmetra whining about heals but not fucking bothering to shield the healer' episode

>it's soldier 76/hog gets more healing done than useless healslut episode

and then people cry because of the shit win/lose balance on their battlenet ow card

Why does it feel like I have to do everything every single game?

Nobody is ever pushing the cart.
Nobody is ever capping the point.
Nobody is ever healing competently.
Nobody is ever even killing the enemy team.

I feel like every victory is me vs the entire enemy team with the aid of 5 moving targets to provide mild interference.

>Wasting it on your healer

Healers are expendable. If the DPS dies then the enemy wins. Damage is universally more important than healing.

>Lucio
>Healslut
nice meme

Elimination IS NOT KILLS

if i do 1 dmg i get an elimination. even if i don't kill him and later someone else kills him

I did, they were near a medkit too

>It's a someone-is-playing-symmetra-so-we-don't-need-a-healer episode

Same with Zaryas ulti

it's a 'things that never happened' episode

99% of the time i'm destroying the mini turrets and toblerone turret with my mercy pistol because my team is braindead and all rushes past them and get shot in the back by it and die.

>Play D.va
>Use ult during overtime
>Everyone runs because they'd rather lose the game than die
>Win game
Every time. Also very much applicable to Junkrat

>Healing yourself as roadhog when mercy's ult charges faster with healing
>even self heals when hes not being attacked.

My favorite episode

glad I'm not the only zenyatta pushing the payload and outhealing and outdamaging the rest of the team. We lost and I had a ton of deaths obviously but everyone else was just shit and never on the objective

That feel when someone engages you when you are mercy and you pull out your pistol, start shooting and they run from you.

>Being a degenerate apologist

nice meme

S-sauce?

I was on attack on Dorado pushing the payload as much as possible while having a Widowmaker as a teammate. I was the main one moving the payload the most of the time all through the final stretch of the map. For the entire match, the Widowmaker was off on his own getting kills for himself or whatever, and he was never on the payload at any point, but I didn't care enough to say anything about it. We reach the final stretch of the map and I hold on to the escort during overtime, but I end up dying and the game ends with a defeat. It should have just ended there, but the Widowmaker loses his shit for some reason.

>"I'M THE ONLY ONE PUSHING THE PAYLOAD AND HOLDING ON TO OVERTIME AND YOU GUYS CAN'T DO ANYTHING! YOU NEED TO FUCKING UNINSTALL THIS GAME IF YOU CAN'T PLAY!"

Next map, he instant locks Widowmaker again and starts shittalking the enemy team every time he dies from them, which was a lot, while responding to whoever killed him ("Wow, Mei/Hanzo/Mcree/Soldier 76/etc. is so hard to play!"). I think a Genji or Winston started killing him frequently also. He loses and he starts blaming the entire team again in all chat after the defeat.

I can't imagine what drives people that are bad at a game to get so upset by using their team as a scapegoat.

>Enemy team gets wiped
>Mercy resurrects
>Zarya uses her ult
>Everyone dies again

I rather have a shitty mercy than a bad roadhog who can't hook shit, build the enemy ulti all the time and in the end only have one good stat when the round is over : the self healing.

I was playing lucio one time with 3 useless roadhog for 3 round.
almost 44k heal, for nothing. Because they couldn't aim for shit.
What the point of keeping a bad player alive?

>solo kill a reaper as mercy
>say ''haha'' in all chat
>reaper guy leaves the game

this is the best feeling ever better than sex.

>Playing a good character
>Apologist
nice "nice meme" meme

Healslut refers to the people who use them. NOW HEAL, YOU SLUT!

If they die to Junkrat/D.Va's ult then won't they surely lose anyway?

I don't see why these people should be shit on for reading a situation and not feeding someone kills. It's a good play for keeping them off the point in overtime but it's not fair to run them down for not being a bunch of dumb lemmings.

Don't get me wrong though, there are a lot of cowardly shitters in the game but I just don't think this particular example is relevant.

>Thinking any healslut is a "good" character

nice "nice "nice meme" meme" meme

KILL THE MERCY

KILL THAT FUCKING HEAL SLUT

STOP LETTING HER SUCK DICKS AND USE HER ULT CONSTANTLY WHEN YOU MANAGE TO KILL SOMEONE ELSE

>It's a "player keeps suicide rushing the point at inopportune moments then blames the team for not playing the objective" episode

HEROES NEVER DIE!

>it's a "someone is already picking healer so I can stop being healer and choose an useless class like hanzo " episode

please people stop doing that, 2 healers is a very good team composition.

>mfw rekting everything with lucio/mercy + 1 zenyatta
>I save the robot ass all the time and he debuff the fat bitch on the enemy line

>people not understanding priority targets
I constantly need to call targets because people are to retarded to notice dangerous players.

stop playing?

I expected to be woken up. Why would you do this?

I like it when you see the overtime counter going down while youre rushing back to get on the point and when youre just about there you see like 3 party members just fuckin hanging outside of it.

good bye to overwatch general

you guys are worse than undertale faggots.

>It's a nobody kills the enemy healer episode.

>my face Zarya + Zenyatta

>Someone already picked Lucio
>2 Lucio is very good
>also pick lucio
>he switches to Widowmaker

they can hide behind the payload but they'll lose anyway if they aren't on a payload mission.

Any ETA on Sombra?