Do you identify as a "gamer"?

do you identify as a "gamer"?

>drink beer illegally
What does that even mean? Drunk and disorderly? Underage?

I actually don't understand the big deal with the word "gamer". I don't understand why some people think "gamer" is a high rank when literally normies will see you as a subhuman for liking video games.
The reason why I will never call myself a gamer is the connotation of that word.

>tfw the girl who had a crush on me and was to afraid to talk to me became a stripper
>would have never knew both of these things unless my roommate told me one night when we were drinking

What if we dated and fell in love?

>I don't understand why some people think "gamer" is a high rank
>when literally normies will see you as a subhuman for liking video games
Well you do understand after all.

You dodged a bullet, then.
Why would you want to fall in love with someone who would be a stripper?

No i don't.

Stupid American laws for Alcohol

how can you drink beer illegally?

Never said I wanted anything. Like when I skipped a car ride that got in a crash that killed 2 out of the 4 people inside because I needed to take a shit, I just wonder what my life would have been like if I took a different choice.

damn gamers are hella normie

>drink beer illegally

americans lel

>mfw can legally drink at 5

>drink beer illegally

Well "someone" implies it's a human and not a cartoon

So this basically says that gamers are more likely to be autistic cuckolds

It's just a job mayte, pays the rent

I guess not by those definitions, I'm a fucking happy or sad crybaby (right song, right moment, right movie), yeah I drank illegally, my wifes name is Misty so I guess that's close enough (she's in medical insurance though) I kissed a girls picture in highschool because I was an obsessively crushing lop, I don't talk behind peoples backs...so I guess probably?
40 years old, lower middle class stoner and gamer-dad.

>drink beer, period

Beer is not only alcohol, which is poison for your brain, it's also the worst tasting, cheapest form of alcohol

the more alcohol in something, the worse it tastes, beer is down there compared to spirits

That's not true; most gamers are normies.

With just about everyone except my wife, I notice people might try to compare things in life to games, as if I'm some sort of idiot savant.

I can't think of a great example, but say someone buys a car or goes for a drive and tells me about it "it is like Mario Kart" they'll say to me.

Nigga I know what a car is.

>neanderthal xbox controller

It's a horrible catch-22
>drinking early legal
>people drink
>more likely to drink responsibly due to an alcohol positive culture
>still has some negative effects on development though

>can't legally drink until older
>causes a stigma
>helps in allowing regular development
>but those that do drink underage tend to not drink responsibly, leading to even worse effects

So it's either a lot of people get a little negative impact or a few people get a lot of negative impact.

>not enjoying to crisp, cool taste of a smooth wheat beer
faggot detected

>posion for your brain

There is such a thing as only having just one beer with dinner, you know?

gamers are 2X less likely to kiss anybody

I share your taste regarding beer, I just found the phrasing of drink beer illegally absolutely hilarious.
More of a fan of wine and mead.

I think it's actually saying that Sup Forums-goers are more likely to post buzzwords desu senpai

what's the point of drinking only one beer? its just empty calories.

>inb4 taste

Call me a faggot or a degenerate or whatever but unless you're playing mainstream games then people are not going to like you for playing videogames.
Additionaly, people just consider you to be an unpopular shitlet because you keep talking "in a strange language with other gamers" where you actually only discuss strategies. If you don't have those "sawper populah cewl" games such as GTA 5 or FIFA games on an Xbox One where you have 10 controllers for, then no one is going to want to visit you to play videogames unless they are gamers themselves.

No, if only because it would mean I get associated with certain jackoffs from here, Reddit, etc.

>Beer is not only alcohol, which is poison for your brain, it's also the worst tasting, cheapest form of alcohol

How can you not like beer? The way it tickles in your mouth is simply wonderful.

Other alcohol generally takes like shit and gets you drunk way too fast so that you can't enjoy it. With beer you can just drink a fuckton, and not be completey shitfaced afterwards.

What does 1 + 3 equal?
>inb4 """4"""

Because they still have a vagina and help stave off loneliness, duh

>I am not an alcoholic I only drink one beer a day

Literally only two of those games are worth talking about.

Bloodborne and P5.

>>inb4 taste

American who's only ever had American """""""beer""""""" detected.

Bear tastes like garbage and makes you fat.

I hate how people react to people who don't want to drink. Like people flip the FUCK out when I say I don't really want to drink alcohol. No it's not some moral thing I just don't personally like it. Fuck off.

Of course I am a gamer. But that's does not define my personality as a wjole. I'm also Japanese culture appreciator and pop-culture scholar. While others just enjoy tv and comics mindlessly, I try to undestand their messages, and believe - ideas are deep in some of finest titles, Like Nolan perfected Batman with his Dark Night, I want to perfect the definition of 'gamer' which have many faces. Enthusiast, atheist, active memeber of all local communities, I want to show you new pespectives. And you are welcome to follow.

confirmed underage, go have your big brother buy you some more raspberry coolers faggot

They think you're a sperg and are trying to care for you by making you normal.

It's one thing to not drink much, that's fine. To not drink at all is just weird.

Give an opinion get an opinion, fuck boy.

Try not using the word gamer. Use Video Game Player because that's LITERALLY what you are. There's a reason why its called player 1 and player 2.

>To not drink at all is just weird.

Why? Can you give me one logical reason to?

For the same reason you do anything. To fit in. To be a normal human being.

I don't call myself that, or think of myself as one. But, by definition I think I am.

>Everyone is doing it so you should too

Great mentality, next thing you're gonna tell me I should watch national news and take everything on there 100% as a fact.

>falling for the liquid jew

Yes, yes, you are not manly if you dont drink pisswater, no gorl will like you if you don't smoke a pack every day, hehehe

I don't need any of the drugs

No, I'm saying that you should drink for the same reason you shouldn't play with a 3DS in public or masturbate on a train.

...

goddamn son

Come on now, you're just sounding autistic.

>Persona 5
>good


Enjoy your movie

What the fuck is wrong with you. It's public decency to not wank it in public and if you're not an ugly son of a bitch no one will care if you play games in public.

This is what I mean by I don't get this fucking attitude when I say I don't like to drink. I honestly will once in awhile drink on my own, but I don't like to in public.

At this point i would even marry a trap.... i'm desprate

You do know gays are much more likely to cheat on you right? You are much better off with a woman

nah
it was always the most retarded fucking term
I just like to play vidya every now and then
I like to read books more but I don't identify as "reader" or whatever the fuck
I like to skateboard but I don't identify as skateboarder either

if i could marry a woman i would have done it already... that's my point

Then hold out, it's not like you should rush into that shit anyways.

renting out my little fuccboi to other men doesn't nearly come close to the heartbreak of finding out the hard way nine months later tyrone been long dicking your wife

I also don't drink. Drinking is a socially acceptable way to bond with others, while knitting is not.

When will this change??

>empty calories
So are you a fatfuck or 55 year old woman watching her weight? Either way fuck off

>Gamers are less likely to cry out of happiness
>Mfw crying tears of hype and joy over all the Robobot leaks

You know, the only thing I'd claim to be the drug I use is the junk food I eat and the pepsi I drink. Otherwise, I am not too fondly interested in alcohol, cigars or anything else. Just junk food and soda.

Are you afraid of people seeing you drunk?

>wanting to be fit
b-but you cant be fit an like video games

that's like being a woman and having an opinion....

What mead do you like, user?

You can do a little bit on your own, I brewed beer with my dad and that helped me develop a respect

yup because ive playes starcraft and wc2 since i was 7 and ever since then ive been a total fucking loser shut in misanthrope who craves more stimulation and more complex games and my room is full of beer cans, plates, spit and piss jugs, cigarette butts all over my desk and im surprised my keyboard hasnt shit the bed yet. i dont shower, i unironically call myself blackfoot and if having sores on your ass and being unable to have a good stream of piss because you sit on your perineum all day then fuck yes I am a gamer

so long as vapid cunts who think guys with glasses are "gamers" i will be here.

>normies will see you as a subhuman for liking video games.
You know absolutely nothing. Most normies play video games, and are usually the target audience for most games.

So is hanging out, so is eating food, so is watching a movie, so is playing video games; the list goes on and on man.

I don't know I've never been drunk, I just personally do not like to drink in public. Granted I don't really have anyone I could drink with anymore, but when I was in college I just opted out and had a great time at parties handling music and dancing.

Are you the biggest fucking idiot i've ever seen in my life?

I don't try to alter my LIFE DECISIONS so I can please others, and being popular has never been something that has pleased me.

Pls understand that your life is for you and not for others.

Drinking alcohol to get drunk is fucking stupid, but one bottle or two of beer does help in eradicating my phobias

Also, some beer is fucking delicious and some beer is fucking atrocious

>bear tastes like garbage
confirmed never had bear

Are you me?

>Telling a site that's full of outsiders and basement dwellers to "fit in".

>people flip the FUCK out

Normal people don't. Maybe some friendly trash talk or teasing but that's not 'flipping the fuck out'.

You're either young and hanging around typical party animals or you're acting like a dick when turning down a drink.

>mfw never did drugs never drink alcohol never smoked

I don't drink, most people don't bother me about it.
Mfw they ask me to drive

This, the only people i see actually get shit for it are straight edge faggots who say they dont mind then constantly shit on you for drinking or smoking

maybe DUI.

these 'gamers' trying to drive a car in hard mode

I've got an empty bottle of "Le manoir des abeilles." right here, which was pretty good.
I got a store that imports stuff, and since I once asked out of the blue if they had Mead, he just answered he'll try to get some.
Never been disappointed so far.

When ever I say it people go "WHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTT WHY NOT??" nearly every damn time, then they keep bringing it up even after I have shown I can function perfectly in a party setting with out the use of alcohol. My friends would never shut the fuck up about someone who did/does something wrong. There was a girl who once thought that the sun went around the earth, and this is in college and for all 4 years of college people still brought this up to her on a weekly basis. It's fucking stupid.

Even after college this kind of stuff still happens

> Like people flip the FUCK out
literally never got that.

Stop hanging around shitty people.

So staying a virgin till 30 nets you wizard powers and not partying makes you faceless.

How horrifying.

Have you been hagging out with people older than 20 lately?
Who actually have their life together?

Not any more as a masturbator. It's something I do, it's not some sort of ebin identity.

>Stop hanging around shitty people.

If only they existed in my life.

Actually pathetic

No, but other people have said i am a gamer before. And i didnt say anything to them, i just acepted it.

To any staff at the Isle of Capri Louisiana last week I apologize whole heartedly for making you break out the wheelchair and escorting me back to my room. I'm not a drunk I just have no self moderation.

What are some hobbies that hide the video game addictions well under wraps?

Nice, I'll see if I can get hold of some of that.

>Sorry I don't smoke

not even people into their 40+ have their life together here

>Playstation
>Good

Enjoy your autism

No

so we both agree Persona is shit

Yeah my buddy is 29 with two kids.

He plays LoL