What did you use your PlayStation 2 expansion bay for?

What did you use your PlayStation 2 expansion bay for?

Weed lmao

Network adapter

Network Adapter to play TimeSplitters: Future Perfect online.

Piracy

Network adapter.

>Anonymous claimed this post was a joke

Is there any use for turning my fat ps2 into a Linux machine or not worth the effort?

I hid money in there.

the what

I kept a bunch of homemade porn I made of Misty folded up in there that I'd jerk off to when given the opportunity.

My little brother found it one day and made fun of me for weeks.

This was clearly designed for a hard drive but it never caught on. Although you can have a modified console to run games off a hard drive.

Never owned a fat PS2 personally but I heard you can mod them and load up ISOs to a hard drive and stick it in there. If I get enough saved up I might try that, emulator isn't good enough yet to run Ape Escape 2/3 properly.

Usb stick full of weed

How was Linux for PS2?

I used it for the HDD so I can play Outbreak with faster load times.

Kept my memory cards in there.

Lel same. Just stashed my pipe and shit in there. Good times.

do you know how lucky you are to be able to jack off to your own porn?

DUDE

but seriously, weed.

It took me years to find out about it too. There's a huge hole in your PS2, you can put shit in there

I used it to hide tobacco/weed from my parents.
Never got caught.

>putting weed near electrical hardware that tends to run hot
You were literally vaping your PS2

ps2 never got hot enough to even melt the plastic bag let alone ignite the weed nigga

kek

The HDD so I could play FFXI. Then I just got the PC version.

>There's a huge hole in your PS2, you can put shit in there
hey, now.

one time I turned my PS2 on and let it warm up and watched Rikku's special dresssphere animation in FFX-2 then smeared vaseline inside the expansion bay and fucked it

Didn't even know it existed

It's not about igniting, you're degrading your stash due excess heat and it accelerates decomposition.

HDD and network adapter to play Final Fantasy XI

it was high school, my stash didn't last long enough for that to matter

Sony had a distro with the PS2. I don't think anything came of it though.

what did it feel like?

honestly pretty good

I came in it and and replaced the cover and then the next time I turned it on the entire room smelled REALLY strongly of semen so I never did it again because holy fuck I don't want to huff Eau d'Spunk every time I play videogames.

I was lucky it was in the basement and nobody ever went down there because otherwise I'm definitely sure my parents would have noticed the fact that the entire room smelled like a sperm bank burning down.

This better be a lie

it's not

I kind of wish it was but at the same time that's the closest thing I've ever had to sex so I'm kind of glad I did it.

Always wanted to get a fat PS2 with a HDD for piracy.

Though I hear you can mod the slim model to take a hdd also.

Kek

But it would just be hanging out and unaesthetic

Left it open and empty. I bought an online adapter thing and it didn't work so I returned it. Just left it open.

fill a plastic zip lock bag with peanut butter, put it between couch cushions and fuck it
enjoy your afternoon

Jesus christ user

Wait, the what?

My first one had the network adapter until it got stolen.
Later in life I used it to stash my gaming weed and even stored 1000$ in it once.

>the closest thing I've ever had to sex
>stiff metal cage

user...there are much easier ways to have a more sex-like experience than that. fleshlights are cheap. or you can roll up a towel, stuff a ziploc bag in the tight part, then lube it, or spit into it and voila

yeah but then it's not warm like a girl

heat the towel first then, nerd
friction creates heat too

>wanting to fuck an emotionless piece of fabric

Having sex is more than just physical pleasure y'know

>warm like a girl

Women aren't warm. They're cold. So cold.

So I can plug a HDD abd play games off it?

To put a hard drive in and play FFXI.

Cum tissues, some stank so bad when I got rid of my ps2 that I nearly passed out

I was thinking about keeping money in it but I worried I'd forget about it and sell the PS2 for $50 or something.

Nothing until I got freeHDboot.

Wgat is that? Do they still have them?

degeneracy

Gamestop employee here, people keep some stupid shit in there and then forget about it. Seen people sell those things for 20 bucks and forget they stashed a wad of like 100 dollars or a big baggie of weed in it. Some of the things I've seen:

Cash
Weed
Pills, all sorts
A bunch of condoms once, what a retard
Paper notes (love letters, autistic sanic drawings, homemade porn, lists of cheat codes, bills for some reason?)
A floppy disk (didn't have a computer with a drive to check what was on it though)
A dead mouse
Cat toys
An iPod
Pokemon cards
Yugioh cards
Cassette tapes
Keys
Marbles
Batteries
A TV remote
Hand sanitizer bottles
Just a bunch of leaves once
Bullets

I could probably go on, but we stopped taking ps2s for a while so my memory is fuzzy.

to keep my hot pockets warm.

>A dead mouse
Did you expect me to believe you?

This

Why not use male masturbation products?

Don't believe me if you want, talk to literally any Gamestop employee and they will tell you at least one thing you won't believe that's true, I guarantee it. I've seen some shit.

Of all the things on that list, the mouse is what you don't believe? I've seen kids put pet rodents in dumber places.

Don't do this. Seriously, it takes like 3 hours to get all that peanut butter off your dick.

Not if you let the dog help.

Network adapter. Now it's that but with an internal HDD filled with with ps2 games.

It's like double the masturbation. You draw smut that you're proud of and then touch yourself to it. Feels pretty good.

Leo my reading comprehension is shit

I literally thought you just smeared vaseline inside like some autist and it broke immediately

I was losing my shit for a good 4 minutes until it dawned on me

My condolences. Kids are truly vile creatures.

That's actually quite impressive, did you manage to climax from that?

I have slim model but a friend of mine used to store memory cards there

From which class to class?

Network Adapter

never played online because i was still on shitty dial up

Good thing i moved, there still isn't high speed internet in that region.

What was that game that came default with the network adapter? The game you play with different vehicles and you kill each other with weapons and shit

I fucking loved that game

Also SOCOM 2 online
and Everquest online adventures

Good times.

Same here, jesus

lmao XD so wacky. Us 4channers.

the special one

The one where she goes into the giant robot.

Nothing

Ye I played that game all night when I had it. And then never again.

Mixed nuts