Playing FPS on consoles

>Playing FPS on consoles

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Who the fuck holds a controller like that?

That person looks like a retart

Please tell me that's not a claw fag.

if I had to guess, it's for flicking your view around faster.
being a console gamer must be suffering.

>playing games on a pc

I will never understand how people ever get their shit to that level. I can understand being untidy and disorganized but goddamn.

Computers are for typing up book reports and for downloading porn. Not for gaming.

The time of his life

some people are mentally wired to not care. they just sit there with all that shit piling up, and it doesn't bother them.

the rest of us would vomit if we had to sit in such filth, but these people don't think it's that bad.

a friend of mine's parents were this bad. they had two dogs living indoors, and both would shit and piss all over the carpet. they just didn't care.

How does the mouse and keyboard even function with all that ash from the cigs?

>consoles

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>playing FPS
Leave, dudebro normie fuck

hahahah

*tips*
You tell them, brother.

See you back on r/atheist

i've played a lot of FPS on console and never felt the need to claw.

>adds to the action
>mfw developers start using this exact line to sell 30fps

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This is how i beat original flash binding of isaac

typical smokers

>Palying FPS
Kek

>Playing Monhun on a portable
I actually love doing the claw

they call 'em amphetamines.

I will admit, this sometimes can occasionally be cool.

But only if the game actually experiences unintentional slowdown.

Ratchet and Clank does this sometimes on real hardware, and I don't mind it.

3 times worlds best mental gymnast

He probably needs A for jumping

>Put flashy mods and cheesy lame LEDS to make himself feel superior
That part's correct at least.
PCs have no
a e s t h e t i c

I have to ask because I play a lot of MH4U, and rarely(RARELY) do I ever use the camera.

Is the quick camera button not good enough for the old MonHun titles? Press L to center my view works just fine.

that's what thumbs are for.

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Considering there's no soft lock on for the monsters in the older titles you're gonna have to learn how to use the manual camera.

I assume the game in the OP image is CoD, so he can't use thumbs, because he needs to both jump and move at the same time

Stick > auto

Apply the same principle here. Sure you can press L like a pleb on PSP MH games.

>Have to move right thumb off thumbstick to jump
>Unable to turn while jumping
Seeing people making uncomfortable hand positions like this reminds me why I prefer keyboards.

I switch to claw on Souls because running while turning the camera is convenient.
Honestly, back buttons on controllers should be a standard by now, they solve two big problems: lack of buttons and lack of simultaneous actions, which both dumb gameplay down.

That's some good office cubicle aesthetic dude.

>no soft lock
ah, gotcha.

so that´s a machine to surpass a metal gear

Those don't look like Voodoo cards

fuck now i want a crocodile

More

airflow on that shit must be fucking amazing, and those nvidia cards.... ooooh boy

house fires are underrated i've always said.

I started with 4U too so it isn't too hard to adapt.

The claw always makes me think it would be really uncomfortable for the side of your finger.

I play them just fine you dumb PCucks

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There are people that think they still need to use the claw on 4U.

>Airflow
It's water cooled.

I liked playing FPS on consoles, it's harder to aim and is therefore slower and more reliant on positioning than on PC.

No way it's the same case, completely black internal paint job is 10's thing

the cards aren't you dipstick

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A DIPSTICK YOU DOOFUS I'LL FUCKING TEAR YOUR ASS A NEW ON COME FITE ME IRL I'LL PUT YOU IN THE FUCKING GROUND IF YOU EVER SAID THAT TO MY FACE INFRONT OF ME.

Holy fuck I just wonder is that how they play?
I somehow can't remember how it works on console.

fite me ya cunt

you're a poopyhead

too bad most muh cinematic games aren't even stable 30fps so it's more accurate to say that limousine is driving on a gravel road

Croco! What are you doing on that slide?! Get out right now, Croco!

>Console kids can't jump and aim at the same time
Hahaha holy shit I forgot about that

what a raging baby, please end yourself.

>He thinks aiming with analog sticks is fine

>mfw the last time PC players played with console players, PC won every single time

He can, looking is left stick, dumbass. He can't jump and move at the same time, without that weird combo. It will take him about half a second to press the button and go back to the stick, which is too much if he wants to actually guide his jumping.

hold up.
isn't run usually l2 and jump x?
that leaves the thumb for jumping and the index/medium for running.
what kind of absurd keymapping do games have that you can't jump and run?

ah, so this is a trick for people with poor awareness. i get it now.

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I'LL END YOUR MOM YOU LITTLE PIECE OF DOOKIE FUCKING DINGUS.

It's one thing to have a cinematic slowdown of something drastic happening.
It should be smooth, though. Hardware causing this to happen means it will be choppy as fuck.

You're the dumb ass, MOVING is left stick you fucking retard

>thinking someone gives a shit about their platform choice

I got one of those dongle adapters you can connect a keyboard and mouse when i played CoD on the 360.
It felt like cheating.

Another problem is that there are only a handful of console games in existence that even lets you alter control Schemes. No matter of the control scheme, won't save an FPS on a console though.

Monster Hunter players

YOU'RE THE DOOFUS FUCK YOU

>This is today's videogame audience
Just kill me right now.

>so what if it's uncomfortable as all fuck?
>having a functional camera would be casualization, git gud and git crippled.

Uh you don't need to be good at games to have fun with them. If anything it's better, how can you appreciate the work put in if you just race through everything as fast as possible like some kind of cheetos powered robot?

You're probably going to claw when running in Dem/Dark Souls so I can still move the camera around.

FPS with mouse is easy mode

Somebody on /r9k/ shared pictures of his apartment that was literally a biohazard. There was mold and sludge and flies on every surface. Just breathing in that toxic air will give you serious lung and digestive problems.

Wait, was that the one with the sour cream?

Have pic?