B L U N D E R

B L U N D E R

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>- Sometimes lonely.

What exactly did they mean by this?

So it's the first game with worse writing and textures?

EA DOES IT AGAIN

Open world games are cancer

>unlikable characters

this happens to every game that panders to social justice. every single one.

>try to make a game appeal to casuals at the expense of your core audience
>turns to shit and neither the casuals nor the core fans are interested in it

happened to street fighter 5, happened this, happens every time. just focus on making a good game, instead of making a game with wide appeal.

BRAVO EA
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So we add this one to the list of "games that never happened", along with Dead Space 3?

>Denuvo saves the industry

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

uhuh.

>6.8
>considered bad...

>ign
summer children please leave

>SJW games getting bad scores now
Where did everything go so right?

You know the game is shit when they won't even pay IGN for a good review.

...

>fun parkour

Fake. IGN would never call this story or characters "unlikeable", after all the SJW advertising it has done.

>realistic wom*n
>"unlikable characters"

they let them write it?

Learn how modern game reviews work.

8 is average/good, while anything under 7.5 is garbage.

How is that a bad thing?
I would be less inclined to buy it if IGN gave it 10/10.

please, in this day and age anything below 9 is shit by these "journalist" standards

>IGn gives great score
>PAID REVIEW

>Game gets shit score
>Is not that bad guys ;(

>uneven combat
what does this even mean? how do they come up with this shit

Funny how tumblr and reddit thinks its Sup Forums whenever someone insults SJWs

Everytime

Why would you buy it anyway? Its dumbed down retard version of the original game.

Well that's it. ME is now as dead and buried as dead space

Never once touched that hellhole, but nice try

>Le Sup Forums boogeyman

>>/tumblr/

>unlikeable characters and story
SHOTS FIRED

>unlikable characters and story

but I thought they collaborated with experts to diversify gaming?

Yes?
Those statements are not contradicting each other.

>unlikeable story and characters

Good to see Anita's influence confirmed trash

I blame COD personally

Sup Forums is just tumblr for neonazis

6.8 would literally be bad even in school terms.

Diversity doesn't mean a good game

I can't even get the original game to run on my computer.

Wasnt this the game they had sarkeesian come and give input?
Must feel great for the average worker at the studio to have such a renowned feminist come and guide its direction.

Don't forget IGN gave Alien Isolation a 5.9/10 and look at how that turned out.

>Sup Forums is just tumblr for neonazis

He/she/it fell for the meme

>oh this unique franchise is really popular? I'll bet if we made a sequel that made it more shootbangy and/or pandery it'll be even MORE popular!

Huan go home.

I'm tempted to say >scorefags but I am completely willing to accept that EA ruined another beloved cult franchise.

>its the SJW's fault!
lol

Absolutely adore the first one, and since there doesn't really exist other games like it I need my fix. And it doesn't look that horrible if you turn off the red markers. But I'll wait for some more unbiased reviews and word of mouth.
And if not Denuvo I would pirate.

That's stormfront.

Check for yourself:
uk.ign.com/articles/2016/06/06/mirrors-edge-catalyst-review

>(((EA)))

Oh, it's out apparently?
Too bad they will learn nothing from it and blame people for not buying a game with strong womyn.

This.
When will the open world meme end? How can people put up with the clearly inferior gameplay and level design in open world games?
>B-but I can go ANYWHERE!

>Unlikable characters
SJWs on suicide watch

>Game panders to SJWs
>Shitty diversity
>Let Anita dick over the game
>It fails

Wow what a shocker

Now watch as i get bombarded by sjws and nu-males

>Too bad they will learn nothing from it and blame people for not buying a game with strong womyn.
They can't even blame piracy because
>Denuvo

This game had zero chance of being good. I just hope Respawn doesn't get fucked over by EA as well. Titanfall 2 could be a great game.

>Can't even blame piracy

Proof that DRM means nothing

>there doesn't really exist other games like it
dying light
the upgrade system in that game make sense and combat isnt shit.

Do you honestly believe a game published by EA can be good nowadays?
Stop lying to yourself, it'll hurt less down the road

>IGN

Mirrors Edge is terrible anyway. The first game was only 5 hours long, thankfully.

Though DL just had a freerun button like Brink.

But you guys told me that social justice bought or pressured all the reviewers. So why don't the reviewers like it?

>DRM means nothing
Are you kidding? Every Denuvo game has been massively disappointing
This isn't even a joke, they have all had gigantic problems and issues
Denuvo is literally a giant red flag for every game that uses it

...

kek

the game is probably so bad that it deserved a 4/10 so they bumped it up a bit for being modern and progressive

And a great game

>t. pirate fag

Because you can pretend that you like eating shit as much as you want, but when that same shit is shoveled down your throat you're gonna puke no matter what you tell yourself

t pirate fag

>Battleborn has SJW characters
>fails
>Mirror's edge catalyst panders to SJWs
>fails
>Division made by a diverse staff
>Fails

When will they learn

I agree with that, every single game that i've bought that used Denuvo had performance issues and were buggy as hell

I am prepared for it to suck. I just think it would be a shame since the core gameplay was great.

Fuck, if not even IGN liked it must be really fucking bad.
Goddamnit EA. I mean, I expected nothing from this game, and still you managed to upset me.

>Overwatch has SJW characters
>Succeeds

Nice try though

>>Division made by a diverse staff
>>Fails

It didn't though

Yeah, I am
Too bad it's still true
A bunch of denuvo games were cracked and they were still disappointing s fuck
>DA:I
>Batman: AK
>MGSV:TPP
>BF: Hardline
Not to mention they were flops at least on pc to boot
Did you play MGSV TPP?
Performance was indeed worse than Ground Zeroes but it was still pretty great

this

the open world meme needs to end

>unlikable characters
>AND story
this made me genuinely kek out loud because that's what makes game "journalist's" panties wet these days

It's basically a failed walking simulator. Just look at that bulldyke's face for god's sake.

>When will they learn
Never

Total War Warhammer is the best Total War since M2 though so your logic just took a huge blow there.

it succeeded because everything else about the game is so highly polished. literally the only complaint i ever hear about the game is how half the characters are so corny and forced and like a shitty sjw pixar movie.

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME ANITA SARKEESIAN IS A DEV SHE WILL GET ROYALTIES IF YOU BUY IT

Gamespot seems to agree. The actual review goes into a lot of details on the little bits that kinda' suck.

I was thinking about preordering. Now I am not. Thank you OP

I, too, think you should not buy the game because anita sarkeesian is a dev.

It means they don't get the point of Mirror's Edge.

In most decent schools 68/100 is an F so yeah

>Keep mass effect safe

Overwatch is the most fucking redpilled game out here. Literal SJWs got harassed to death during development.

>Unlikable story and characters
Anita on suicide watch

Anything below 7 was always bad you 5 year old faggot.

The scoring system was always seen like the grading system. 7 is a C. Anything lower than that is failing.

>Overwatch
>SJW

I bet you think zarya represents tumblr

She's so rich those money are just mere pennies to her.

You won't because they are in small numbers

Money always talks

fuck off gatefag

but yeah I don't plan on buying it

>unlikable characters

Even they fucking admitted it.

That tells you something.

Thanks doc.

>dad didnt let me use his credit card to buy the game
>there for the game is bad

torrents where?

Yeah no

On the upgrade system:
>The upgrade system is another low point for Catalyst. Some essential maneuvers that should simply be available from the start--like the quickturn and tactical roll--must be unlocked, and other abilities can't be upgraded until you've progressed far enough into the campaign. This practice of artificially gating upgrades feels forced and pointless, though thankfully, the progression system ultimately has little impact on the moment-to-moment gameplay since you'll already have all the essentials unlocked after the first hour or two. All later upgrades--such as increased health and damage--are helpful but by no means crucial.