All hail the Sonic Totem

All hail the Sonic Totem

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What horrors has that totem witnessed?

>non blue arms
why

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Friendly reminder that it survived the fire.

PUNISHED SONIC

It probably wishes it didn't.

The many have been judged
And have been found wanting

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When will Christian Weston Chandler die?

His cherokee heritage will keep him alive for at least ten more years.

More importantly, who's willing to put HIM out of his misery?

Anyone up for euthanasia?

more than any totem should have to endure
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I've considered it

It has seen shit

if I get bitten by it will I have the proportionate strength of a hedgehog?

The sins never die.

It really is a farce now. More than it ever has been.

his scrotum infection should start killing him this year, thanks to his unclit's piercing

i think he too it out

I think chris will die when he cuts off his own duck and bleeds out

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>cuts off his own duck
Kek hello mobile friend.

don't be a niggo

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a totem is just an object representing what you are worshiping, therefore you should say "All hail Sonic" while showing your respect to the totem.

>thought that thing was clay
>apperantly it is paper mache
>and it survived the fire unscathed

An unholy, horrid object it is. Wonder what it's description would be in a Souls game.

>being this new
obligatory youtube.com/watch?v=sEyos6YB2_o

Has someone made an SCP page for it yet?

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Looks like a real evil object. Probably houses a malevolent spirit, or something.

At least he's not actually fucking the doll this time. I think we all remember JULAY and how that went down.

I love sonic totem's expression to this horror.

Years later we discover it's an actual evil spirit that lingered around Chris from the moment he WON and made that idol his totem once Chris made it.

where can i buy one of those

I'm sure you can commission CWC to make you one through his etsy page

I always forget how large the totem is.

I'd rather not have cummy hands make me something

I wonder how much he could get if he auctioned it off.

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>his
Come on user its 2016

why would i call him 2016?

I remember having to make animals in art class back in elementary wuth milk cartons and paper mache, mine came out worse than that, you couldn't even tell what it was. It looked like a giant turd but I was going for something resembling a bear.

Don't do meth kids.

I miss old Chris

Chris is deteriorating so fast that I can only pity him at this point.

i miss the clown shirts
i miss the dramatic glasses removal
i miss the homophobia
i miss the grainy playstation eye camera
i miss him wearing the crayola fucking model magic medallion
i miss bob

Shut it down!!!

>i miss the homophobia
He still has that at least. He turned down a MtF tranny from his lesbian sleep over thing.

So has someone reup'd the img 3207 vid yet

Does anyone have that Keisha cover where Chris Chan rages?

Here ya go
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What Saga is this?

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> (You)
>youtube.com/watch?v=1iwZp-j170Y
Thank you so much. This video cheers me up

perfect

I want to say its the continuation of the tomgirl saga unless they named it something else when he went full tranny.

GO WAKE YOUR MOTHER UP DON'T BOTHER ME

/ring the liquid chris rap

Chris was a lot better when he still was living in wonderland and viewed his whole life as videogame. Not saying it was the constant trolling, but what remains is... honestly ratther disgusting to look at.

Still puzzled why he decided to become a woman.

What if he just rebuilt it?

He wanted to distinguish that he isn't like "all guys" who just want one thing from a woman. He wants love and romance and figured being feminine would show them that.

When he really just wants sex.

Since he couldn't get any hetero action, he decided it would be easier to go for the lesbian, which means becoming a girl first.
I say good luck with that.

He can't be bothered to do something like that. He is far to obsessed with legos at the moment to care about anything else.

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found it
liquid chris' emulation of cwc was amazing

So like every white guy?

So... he left the market for women looking for men to join the market for women looking for women who still have a duck?

I don't think I am autistic enough for that train of thought.

Didn't he spend like 8 grand on Lego ever since the fire?

Why not just play Minecraft?

I think it might also be partially out of self-loathing. He started to hate who he was, so he decided to reinvent his image.

Suffice to say, nothing has really changed; he still has the same goals and aspirations, with no solid way to achieve them. He just found another shelter to further fuel his delusion, in the form of tranny culture.

Haven't heard about Chris in a while, didn't he went to jail for the SONIC'S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE incident?

Holy fuck I never expected the totem to be that big.

In his autistic mind, its the perfect plan. He supposedly made friends with the lesbians at the local gay bar too which is just reinforcing it too.
At least that much.
>Why not just play Minecraft?
Chris loves the lego brand for one and two, he probably enjoys physically interacting with the legos too.

And I just won!

>not jailed
>got a sex change
>went clubbing with girls
>cosplayed as a character from that board autists can't stand
>somehow a japanese band commissioned him to make an album cover
It's weird to see him living a life

But at what cost?

>homophobic autistic tranny
You can't make this shit up

Got another slap on the wrist.

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I looked at his wiki and the tranny thing was always in the background.

>he owned dildos and anal beads before

>his weird mirror sister in the comic that was basically him

>that time he wore a bra with WANT WOMEN on it at a public concert

>his odd interest of feminine things like mlp

His dad dying was just the excuse for him to"come out"

>sex change
>'living a life'

>somehow a japanese band commissioned him to make an album cover
Lol what?

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>got a sex change
No, actually. He still has the same limp, bent duck he's always had.

Slap on the wrist. He's currently living it up as a self-proclaimed "lesbian tomgirl hermaphrodite" (sic) and is trying to use hypnosis to give him functional ovaries. Also, he made a company to outsource his merchandise and is begging for donations.

perfect

looks like the amanda show claymation segments

Now he's a Facebook-Tier leftist following the commands and wills of pages like BeingLiberal and Human Rights Campaign.

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>He still has the same limp, bent duck he's always had

I heared something about a stapler and an 'unclit' but I didn't look further into it due to.. reasons.

how in the fuck did this happen

You're probably thinking of the time he got his taint pierced, and then it got infected because he's a disgusting slob.

Oh, that.

He got the area between his asshole and his ballsack pierced, thinking it's where his clit would be. It came with constant infection, and had it removed.

It got infected twice I might add before he finally ditched the idea.

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All things considered, Chris Chan will be more famous as an artist than you'll probably ever be.
Not THAT famous, but still.

>Implying
He's just as homophobic and indifferen to politics as he's always been. Any interest he has in that realm is purely for the possibility that he might get some.

Ayy that's bretty gud.

do you dare?

fuck off

Chris-Chan is officially Sup Forums now.

was there ever any doubt?