Called Widowmaker

>called Widowmaker

>made herself a Widow

>called Tracer

>leaves a trace

>called Winston

>he wins tons of games

>called D.VA

>acts like a Diva

>called Mercy
>gives cancer

>Called torbjorn

>???

>called Reaper
>is an edgey faggot

>called Soldier 76

>Is a Soldier and is 76 years old

I want her to step on my dick while saying bullying things in French.

I want her to do exactly this, while I french kiss her asshole

>called zenyatta
>is dead

I want her to make me some French toast

>called Mei

>is A-Mei-zing

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I hate the 20 over watch threads everyday but damn blizzard makes good porn

While she steps on my dick, berates me in french and I'm french kissing her asshole

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>called Max Payne

>receives a great amount of trauma and injury

>called Proxy

>deploys Proximity Mines

>called Banjo
>plays a banjo
>called Kazooie
>plays a kazooie

>called M.C. Cree

>hates rap music

>Called Mercy

>shows no mercy for my dick

>called Reinhardt

>runs at you hard

kek

>called EDI

>dates a guy who has over seven zettabytes of porn

No, she retraces her steps.

She's not called Retracer jeez

I want Reinhardt to charge and launch me into the air so I can fap while airborne before I hit the ground and die

I want genji to deflect my jizz back at me forcing me to give myself a facial

I want tracer to blink her arm into my midsection so she can pleasure my prostate as I die from massive trauma

I want symmetra to place her teleporter exit over a toilet

I want roadhog to sever my erect penis and store it inside of his navel

I want torbjorn to give me a purple nurple with his gimbaled left hand

I want mccree to fan fire my loved ones in front of me and then flashbang me

I want to go shopping and get my head blown off by widowmaker

I want junkrat to use his pegleg as a sound and split my penis in half

I want Winston to jump on me, drop a bubble and then strafe around me zapping me gently with his garbage tesla gun, quietly frustrated that his team isn't there to help

I want zenyatta to force feed me his orbs while pulling them through my digestive tract, speeding up as he establishes a good rhythm, until his orbs are whipping out of my asshole into my mouth and then through my gut again so fast that they act like a buzzsaw amd cut me in half from the inside

I'm fucking retarded

>called Overwatch
>is actually Overshilled

>called Arty

>calls down artillery strikes

It's pronounced like "my" though.

>called Symmetra
>poos arent symmetrical

>being this much of a fucking degenerate
you should actually kill yourself

Fuck you.

They must call you the pun-isher

no it's not you dumb faggot

haha a friend told me that yesterday and i thought it was hard to believe but i was like aight whatever. just looked it up now and goddamn it

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Why is her torso so long?

that are 7 trillion gigabites, if anyone wants to know

>Called Big Boss
>Is a dead :(

haha its allg ood man, we all make mistakes bro

i dont know if yore new, but if you are, welcom to the community!

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>called zenyatta
>Doesn't go after lupin

Actually that's how many dicks he sucked.

beni-gatcha

the ride never ends

>called tracer
>A radioactive tracer, or radioactive label, is a chemical compound in which one or more atoms have been replaced by a radioisotope so by virtue of its radioactive decay it can be used to explore the mechanism of chemical reactions by tracing the path that the radioisotope follows from reactants to products.

Clever

nah.......i'm out

>called medic
>has a dick
pinnacle of writing
>called heavy
>his gun weighs onehundredfeedfteekeelogramsandfirestoohundreddollacustomcartridgesat a ten thousand rounds per meenit.
>it also costs 400.000$to fire it for 12 seconds

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>I want symmetra to place her teleporter exit over a toilet
Would she be able to recognize one?

Perspective.

Look at her small feet

>medic called Mercy

>my dick calls out 'Merci'

>is called pharah
>is egyptian
whoa... so this is the power of blizzard writing...

>Called Junk Rat

>words commonly used to refer to Australians

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I chortled

>indian support characters costume is Kali
can't be the only person who thinks this is stupid

this comic is beito

i agree.

Swimsuit outfits when?

These two skins are ugly as sin. The other two are pretty cute, though. They also make sense.

>Þórbjörn, which meant "Thor's bear" from the name of the Norse god Þórr (see THOR) combined with björn "bear".

Oh no, don't tell me you didn't get it until now.

>Va te faire foutre gros porc
>Tu sens vraiment la merde
>Espèce de résidus d'éjaculat

She looks like a reverse Dodger.

You mean the ones were she looks like a shitty stewardess instead of a literal blue goddess? Shit taste, thy name is (you).

Those sound like something a 13 year old parisian kid would say

I don't think he would use the word "porc" it's not very hallal.

>>plays a kazooie
She plays a kazoo, actually.

Don't talk shit about my waifu

Indians actually get really pissed at the sexualization of Kali, they bitched hard about Smite doing it so I'm sure they'll be pissed at blizzard.

>omlette du fromage

>via 9gag.com

>via ifunny.com

>called reinhardt

>is hard

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in a row?

>I want to go shopping and get my head blown off by widowmaker
This one got me. Thanks friend.

>Widowmaker saying this spitefully while she stomps on you cock and balls until you cum like a degenerate

That's hot

>literally mind break ntr the character

no, at the same time

Go kill yourselves, you funnyjunk faggot are the cancer ruining Sup Forums.

xD

>plays a kazooie
>a kazooie

I'm fucking dying

>Is called Max Payne
>Painkillers heal him

>called painkillers

>doesn't destroy pain, just masks them

>face tattoo

Shit fucking taste

Samefag

Is that why he has the mask and that scar?

ok, j'ai ri

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>called Kazooie
>plays a kazooie
I don't blame your brain for that little slip up, but fuck did I get a laugh from that.

good job saving that thumbnail you dumb motherfucker

nice thumbnail faggot

I chuckled

Way to fuck up.

it's called ironing, moran

>In the space-future

Makes sense to me mang