Who the fuck asked for Watch Dogs 2?

Who the fuck asked for Watch Dogs 2?

youtube.com/watch?v=4xjSlHRBBck

And I forgot to add:

>It’s set in San Francisco, it stars a black hacker named Marcus, and we’re expecting it for PS4/XB1/PC this fall

> stars a black hacker

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BBBBOOOOOOUUUNNNNNNNDDD!

>Announced an announcement

Is him being gay a meme?

downgrade incoming

>blhacker

>Announces an announcement

What

it makes sense in a way.

in watch_dogs, you run around shooting people and basically murder thousands of people for little/no reason

in chicago, some 80-90% of all violent crime is committed by negroids. it's more fitting for the senseless mass murder to be committed by a negroid main character because that is more in line with real chicago.

>announcing an announcement

>fags getting triggered over a black main character just like fat sjw whales get triggered over a white main character

Loving Every Laugh

we wuz haxxors n shiet

Me. I enjoyed Watch Dogs. Not sure what all the negative hubbub is about but I enjoyed myself.

cool, I like badass black characters.

But it's watchdogs, who the fuck cares. Every party games jornobongos, gooberdooters, sojywojis should all focus on how ubisoft deliberately sabotaged PC released.

But nobody gave a fuck. It was like biggest most important easily provable anti consumer moves but nobody gave a fuck.

Fuck ubisoft, they're cancer
atleast siege is a great game

He doesn't actually hack, he just tricks elderly people into sending him cash via western union

WE

Sigh. I knew 4Channers weren't the most mentally elite people on Earth, but this is going too far.

So, lets put our thinking caps on: you wouldn't get angry over a car company announcing and sending invites to the unveiling of a new car now would you? Of course not. This is literally the same thing.

The fuck are people mad that the next guy is black?

WUZ

white people making video games (a white invention) in white countries, about white countries, with white characters for white people to buy

vs

white people making video games (a white invention) in white countries, about white countries, with nonwhite characters for self-loathing white leftists to feel good about

>those yt comments

it made enough money I guess so a bunch of suits showed up and said "make another one"

>Who the fuck asked for Watch Dogs 2?
The first one sold 10 million copies you thick cunt.

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>ignoring the composition of protagonists throughout the industry
Great strawman otherwise, though.

Hey im a black IT guy and I literally couldnt be happier

retard ubisoft execs

me

thanx fambily

>stars a blacker

Are you the only black IT dude in your workplace

It's the wording we're complaining about, numbnuts. Sounds stupid.

>watchdogs 2

doesn't surprise me. might as well reuse assets and try to fool the idiots who liked the original to buying another heap of trash.

>It’s set in San Francisco, it stars a black hacker named Marcus, and we’re expecting it for PS4/XB1/PC this fall

KEK Gay black hacker. hilarious. diversity sjw shit is so bad it's gotten to meme levels of hilarity.

Im more mad about it being in San Francisco that about the nigger hacker.
And I don't even know why.
Probably just hate the fucking place.

>Ubisoft
who's stupid enough to still gives them money/attention?

>implying ya'll aren't hyped as fuck for Watch_Dogs 2
I know it's all cool and edgy to hate things these days but we all know Watch_Dogs was one of the best games of 2014.

Im the only IT guy

>actually implying that white people making white characters is an issue that needs to be addressed

Ew, pass.

entirely because of the several month long hype campaign before it. the game came out and fucking no one liked it, it was a shit-smear gta clone with 1/10 the replay value or features.

watch dogs 2 wont fool near as many people because those 10 million that bought it know it's trash, i'd expect sub 2 mil sales at absolute most.

>who the fuck asked for watch dogs 2
Ubisoft themselves when they said they were only interested in franchises a couple years back. expect 4 more sequels.

In this case the announcement of the announcement of the product serves as an announcement of that product, meaning that the announcement being announced will no longer be an announcement, thus making the initial description inaccurate.

HACKERZ

HAKERZ

AYOOOOO BIX NOOD MUFUGGA SO YOU BE SAYIN WE WUZ HACKEEEEEEEEEERS AND SHIEEEEET

based Sup Forums

Why do all these replies feel so forced.

this. it's actually a good thing. based ubisoft.

>actually implying that white people making nonwhite characters is an issue

WD has potential, but its marketed and focus tested to oblivion.

its not for white people to buy, black people are big spenders on video games, you dumb faggot.

>sigh
Announcing a date for an unveiling doesn't sound anywhere as idiotic as "announcing an announcement"

Don't black people live on the other side of the bay?

>this fall
What?
2017 right? They are not this stupid to release Ghost and This at the same time are they?

nevermind race and job, you must be seriously retarded to be happy about an ubisoft game

Why don't niggers make their own games?

Why do white people have to make games for niggers?

cause of white supremacy.

EBIN MAYMAY UBISOFT

because dem racist whiteys be holding us oppressed blacks down!

Okay, i'm not even Sup Forums but....

Why do they feel the need to force a black character in nearly every game now?

I mean damn you could do it better than that 'in your face' style.

Name one (1) redeeming quality of an Ubisoft game.

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cause blacks are the biggest spenders

Who said you could be racist on Sup Forums?

because you kidnapped us from our home? because you forced us into slavery for hundreds of years? because you murdered and hanged us instead of letting us go home? because you didn't give us rights until NINETEEN FUCKING SIXTY? because even today we are discriminated against nationwide? the very fucking least you could do is pretend we exist.

they didn't learn shit, did they

>it's real

why

>Not calling it Watch_Dawgs

We can make fun out of it.

>force
Literally nothing is forced
MC happens to be black, who gives a shit

america was built by blacks.

you from oakland?

a legit post on Sup Forums? damn.....

Pic related.

This is a real life scenario of when an Ubisoft employee leaves his homogeneously white suburb for the first time to try to meet a black for the first time in his life.

>BLACK hat
Nigga be hacking yo.

Won't even be in my radar.

>he fell for the nigger meme

I wasnt trolling its cause of white supremacy.

we know you exist, you fill our jail cells, consume welfare and populate our country with more little niglets than the parents can afford. you raise trash into society and cry about being discriminated against when you don't actually do anything to make it better. If you've got such a problem being in the USA go back to africa you filthy mongrel.

this

Explains the shoddy workmanship

niggers enslaved their own kind before whites even did anything

btw once the people of your homeland finally move onto actual buildings instead of mud huts, maybe you'll get some respect

>sigh

hell yea my nigga you tell em crackas! WE built this country! WE made skyscrapers out of cotton! WE must not stand for this white supremacy going on!

Nah, I get you.
I had the same revolting feeling when FO4 was confirmed to be set in Boston.

It is like having any game set in any city in Canada, fucking lifeless and uninteresting, even explosions are not an improvement to how dull they are...and yes I have been in in SF, some steep streets are a bitch to walk, and there is a bridge, that's about it.

To make matters worse this is ubisoft, the company that could not make the French and Industrial Revolution interesting. How do you even fuck that up? Rhetoric question, you fuck that up with abysmal characters, terrible gameplay, shit story telling, and a retarded plot. At this point Ubisoft should abandon their delusions of ever releasing a game that can be compared to GTA, their open world games suck, The Division is just trash, and it was their second best open world game.

also we wuz kangs

>Who the fuck asked for Watch_Dogs 2?

Aside from the horrendous downgrade that was no doubt a disappoint for all, the game was still pretty good. The game still had the typical modern Ubisoft™ Iconic™ Gamplay™, but they were able to make it work well this time around. The collectibles weren't too much and had their own story, the climbing felt satisfying and you had to look around to find the right paths up, and the stealth was done extremely well for continuing to be a mechanic after getting caught.

Not to mention the police were brutally smart, the invasion mechanic was great if you were competent, and the story was successfully able to pull off a real Neutral protagonist. Even after you got everything done, the game was still fun to play around the city in due to the aforementioned police mechanics and some of the AR minigames that you could play right on the stop.

The graphics aren't excusable and the driving physics are a bit messed up, but it's a pretty great game in every other sense. I myself was hoping they'd pull an Assassin's Creed where the first one was good but shaky and the second one they'd work out the flaws but being set in San Francisco worries me the most.

>White cis male is protagonist
>Feminist SJWs cry in outrage
>Black cis male is protagonist
>GamerGate SJWs cry in outrage

ayy lmao

kek

>because you kidnapped us from our home? because you forced us into slavery for hundreds of years?

I guess you're forgetting the part where most africans actually sold out other africans to the europeans and also the part where slavery existed in africa before the europeans even touched the place.

well said. Sup Forums btfo.

Kek. What is he trying to do, pick out a screen saver without looking at his phone?
>Should I do skulls?
>Or maybe stripes.
>How about static?
>Or maybe a swirly pattern?

>black

the protagonist is Asian

...

I get what you're saying and I agree the narrowminded racism is out of hand even today but
I'm from ex soviet country that's been fucked over by neighbouring country and russia foremost for all known existance.
We got our freedom and rights in 90's.
Do we sit around and complain that russians should aknowledge and show us in all their media for everyone and tell how bad they were to us?
No we worked our asses off, got us on our feet and now we tell our own story instead of waiting for the oppressor to do that.

Just like make game senpai, tell your story there. Sitting around and complaining makes you a problem for everyone instead of making the world a better place.

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

DELETE THIS NOW!!!!

>Anime game gets localized
>anime SJWs cry in outrage

ayy lmao

you can all fuck of to africa right now

Same reason why women barely make their own games yet somehow women need to be included in them.

Because the developers are more then likely bearded hipsters who don't know anything beyond what they've been taught by social studies and liberal boss.

>Kidnapped
You were sold by the same blacks who are still selling you as slaves today.

>Forced us into slavery
You were slaves, you were bought and only your mentality kept you there, nothing stopped you from rioting.

>Murded and hanged us
I'm pretty sure a lot of caucasians would rather you go home right now then have to listen to this bullshit, here let's sign a position sowe don't have your lousy asses complaining about being oppressed by white men who give you affirmative action.

>Rights
Gays didn't either, nor did women.
Stop being a bitch.

>Discriminated against
Stop being a bunch of ghetto thiefs and live up to the culture of your nation rather then rap culture.

>Pretend you exist
It's a bit hard to ignore you since you chuck a tantrum over every dying cocaine salesman.

what are them, RTS units?

>meanwhile at Ubisoft headquarters

>black homo
>no source
typical Sup Forums