Have you ever seen a more perfect ass in vidya?

>not big
>not small
>not fat
>not flat
>not jiggly/flabby

I challenge you! Post a more perfect vidya ass that isn't nigger big.

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I prefer this.

That's a terrible ass you dumb fuck. It's fi e to like small butts, but they still have to have the right ratios. That ass tall but flat.

Terrible

Looks pretty much the same?

It's not flat, are you blind? Don't you see how it curves?

I'm assuming this ass was censored right

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I've seen better.

Also,
>hating fat
>hating jiggly/flab
>hating big

Fuck off you boy molesting faggot shit eater.

Vidyass thread?

Whens the last time we have a vidya boob thread?

Shame that the game has fucking awful controls and the gyroscope and touchscreen shit ruins it.

Grabbing a handful of Samus' butt!

Rows of goosebumped skin welling up in the spaces between your fingers!

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Uh, it's called duck flesh

Sweet! Who does it belong to?

So long, chubby chaser.

Fat.

No it fucking isn't.

I know that liking asses means I'm genetically inferior, but I can't help it.

>Bayonetta
>fat

Retard

how is that perfect

no hips

it's like the ass of a 12 year old boy that plays soccer

>huuuuuuur, fat fucker

Nice contrarian deflection goalpost shift, nigger.

Ugh. I'm ashamed of my country.

Sorry I meant swan skin

I thought us western gaijins never ever got those costumes? Has my life been a lie?

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we got a nigger lover here.

>genetically inferior

That's just horseshit.

I haven't seen it because I live in america :(

>argentina is whiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I hate women with tall/long asses.
>MFW I go to check a woman out and hat shit looks like 2 kidney beans.

At least one person in this thread understands. Sup Forums loves man asses.

how does samus take herself seriously knowing that underneath all that armor there's a perfect, plump butt that is practically made to please penises? isn't she embarrassed?

Her ass is fat for sure.

Didn't know 12 year old boy had butts that big.

We didn't.

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yea OP does not fuck

>hat shit looks like 2 kidney beans

I prefer this qt, but sadly there's barely any of her ass in sm4sh. Feel free to prove me wrong

>DOA girl
>an ass at all

pick one

>plump
You really don't mean that, right?

Shit gross I know. A lot of asses in Dragon's Dogma were like that, disgusting.

They've got ass in the most recent game, finally.

>Liara clearly has huge tits
>You don't see them

pokemon hilda

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Sadly not on western release either.

Whoever did this to Samus should be shot.

Whats wrong with her ass?

Fat stretched over muscle! Just the correct amount of elasticity so that a finger will sink in about a half inch or so!

Just wait for the mods. It'll be glorious.

Ya know, she has a nice rack too.

Seriously, what the fukk is this?

Person who did this model should be shot twice!

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I love asses so much that I want to cry
help...

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There's this.

gamebanana.com/skins/145524

>thinks Samus has enough fat to let your finger sink into it

You horny fuck. Samus isn't a Dead or Alive character!

what did she mean by this?

>Gon

But jiggly asses are the best

>he didn't spend several real-life days modelling the perfect butt for his skyrim character so it can be ravaged by frost trolls and city guards

Flat

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Here's some Corrin

MORE OF HER

If you like an ass like this, then you're surely gay.

plebs

MORE OF HER TOO

Kamui

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Jesus fuck that's beautiful

I want a game where I just play with pretty asses all day. It randomly generates asses for me (or I can design my own) and I get to slap and jiggle them.

That's probably the stupidest looking "sexy dance" I've ever seen.

>Infinite ass possibilities

Jills ass in Revelations

Kind of need to actually play it to see it properly though

okay

I don't remember her having such a plump ass.

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Someone please download this and show off her ass.

How is liking asses genetically inferior when linking boobs over asses has been scientifically proven you have mommy issues?

Now I understand why North and South Korea hate each other.

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Boobs are a vital part of life! Without boobs there would be no human race!

Boobs are necessary and sexy!

pooskin detected

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Why does it have to be a choice instead of liking both ass and tits?

keep crying

this

I'm just attracted to the female form.

I only weep for you and your lack of humanity

So is anybody gonna tell me what game this ass is from??

I study sex for a living. !!Funfacts!! ahead:

The current consensus is that fatter tits/butts are preferred by economically insecure men, while well-off men prefer flatter chests and smaller butts.

This is thought to be because a mating partner with large fat reserves would've had a higher chance of surviving to term in a scenario with little food to go around. Conversely, if you had lots of food, a partner with excess weight would just be that much slower in the event of an attack by a predator or competitor humans.

journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0057623 "Resource Security Impacts Men’s Female Breast Size Preferences"

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near perfection

perfection

this is okay but a bit too small

only looks good because she's bent over

these just look retarded

trashy but it's growing on me

that ass was fat

the animation is too comical

they don't even look human

perfection

need a better look from the back to judge properly, but it looks pretty good from what I can see

so many boners playing this

can't go wrong with the classics

that's a nice ass

Save them. They're all yours my friend. :)

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What if you're poor and like small petite girls? Is that patrician taste

Thought the right one was wearing tights at first.

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Bah. Scientists. Whadda they know.